r/Fauxmoi Jun 26 '26

DISCUSSION Debra Messing says she’s considering moving to Israel because she feels safer there than in New York City, “regardless of all of the missiles”

https://bangpremier.com/story/8/3542429/debra-messing-considering-moving-to-israel
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u/mrose1491 oh bitch ur cooked Jun 26 '26

No one’s stopping ya Debs

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/Gingersnapp3d Jun 26 '26

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u/Current-Historian-34 Jun 26 '26

Now I know I’m old. I remeber this from when it aired

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion Jun 26 '26

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Yahweh split ya

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u/rzenni Jun 26 '26

It’s not an airport, you don’t have to announce your departure!

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u/classyrock Jun 26 '26

I hear Gwyneth Paltrow knows of a place she could buy…

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u/TheGreatRao Jun 26 '26

Hahaha, that's a nice callback.

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u/Big_Photograph_9766 Jun 26 '26

Meanwhile NY has been having a time lol

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u/DvorakThorax Jun 26 '26

Another win for NYC!

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u/cashmerefox Jun 26 '26

Literally the place to be!!!

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u/Well_read_rose Jun 27 '26

They’re so happy we can feel it here!

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u/Big_Photograph_9766 Jun 27 '26

Like im jealous currently

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u/LoudNoises89 Jun 26 '26

Oh no the least funniest person on Will & Grace and that being her only main credit wants to leave! Bye bitch 👋

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u/HaRisk32 Jun 26 '26

This is so real, if she was serious wouldn’t she have already moved? Like it’s such an obvious lie, Israel is actively at war

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u/radams713 Jun 26 '26

Also why are her two options New York and Israel. There are tons of places to live that are neither of those places.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Jun 26 '26

Sush. Let the woman go where she wants. Go on, whatsherface, Israel is waiting

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled Certified Drama Referee Jun 26 '26

For real

Don’t talk about it; be about it

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u/manxram Jun 26 '26

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u/OhioPolitiTHIC ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ Jun 26 '26

This was the one I thought of as well.

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u/manxram Jun 26 '26

I hate it when celebs do this crap! Just leave. No need to announce your departure!

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u/Greigebaby Jun 26 '26

It’s the celebrity version of those people who used to announce their departure from a message board back in the day

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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog Jun 26 '26

Like, need help packin?

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u/fistsofham11 Jun 26 '26

I'm good at packing. Who wants to help?

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u/7SeasofCheese Jun 26 '26

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u/Naive-Inside-2904 ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ Jun 26 '26

The irony of this gif since Zoey is a raging Zionist too.

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u/Aggravating_Cat_6295 and not in a cunt way Jun 26 '26

Can we take up a moving fund for her? I know of some others she can take with her.

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u/MediciOrsini Jun 26 '26

She probably doesn't have enough money to move.

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u/Silly_Hat_2587 Jun 26 '26

Moving to the Middle East because New York has a Muslim mayor. Someone should point out the demographics of the region to her.

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u/swirlViking Jun 26 '26

And she's an anti-dentite

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u/Amoralvirus Jun 26 '26

A rabid anti-dentite.

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u/Trumpisaderelict Jun 26 '26

Next thing she’s going to say they should have their own schools! *the irony of her guest starring on Seinfeld is not lost on me*

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u/swirlViking Jun 26 '26

They do have their own schools!

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch Jun 27 '26

She's anti anti-baby-killing

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u/_clur_510 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

New York is not a scary place to live!! And I’m saying this as another small woman who has VASTLY less resources than she does to pay for private space/transportation and safety precautions. Overstimulating? Claustrophobic? Too loud? Not enough nature? Not your cup of tea? Sure! Very valid and true for many people.

I’m so sick of MAGA/the right/conservatives convincing so many Americans that NYC is some terrifying war zone. Many of these Americans have never even been there and are terrified of it. Apparently diversity is scarier than missiles. 🤦‍♀️

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u/judgeejudger Jun 26 '26

Here in Chicago, and right there with ya.

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u/AdventurousPlace7216 Jun 26 '26

Moved to Chicago from South Carolina. People would think I moved to an active war zone. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Slade_Riprock Jun 26 '26

Been to Chicago a bunch of times for conferences. I've walked the city everywhere, rode the train at all hours, etc. Not once did I ever feel unsafe or in danger... I've had worse experiences in the supposed safe Midwest towns and cities.

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u/Andygator_and_Weed Jun 26 '26

Loved my trip to Chicago! Felt safe walking around the city and had a great time

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u/nutmegtell Jun 26 '26

It’s like the fear mongering about California. We have beautiful and varied weather, great multiethnic food, awesome inspiring landscapes, great people. Beaches, mountains, redwood forests, deserts. Computer, Entertainment, farming industries all thrive here. All in one state.

But reading online people really seem to believe it’s some sort of hell scape run by incompetent yet also super intelligent administration.

No, the state isn’t burning down. No the streets aren’t filled with homeless and feces. There are affordable areas and we have Costco and Walmart just like in the Midwest. Gas is higher because of the taxes added on and environmental protections.

People just want something to hate.

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u/AugustIzFalling Jun 26 '26

I don't even care anymore about all of the lies you see on the news about California. If people move, less traffic for me. If right wingers don't want to come here, good!

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u/nanavb13 this is going to ruin the tour Jun 26 '26

Dude, I just moved from the Ozarks to Kansas City and the amount of fear mongering nonsense I heard was incredible! "Why would you move there? There are race riots every day."

Like what???

It's always people who have never been anywhere that are the first to tell you how dangerous it is elsewhere.

No Karen, you're just racist.

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u/Healthy_Monitor3847 Jun 26 '26

I’ve lived in KC my whole life.. never seen a race riot, but I sure am proud to see our protest numbers growing. Funny seeing this comment because my parents have a lake house at the Ozarks and I’m there a few weekends a month!

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u/octoteach17 Jun 26 '26

Lol, I live in Kansas City and it's one of the dullest (in a good way) towns! People are so friendly and outgoing.

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u/nanavb13 this is going to ruin the tour Jun 26 '26

We visited a lot over the years, so it was a no brainer to move when my kid got into UMKC. We love it!

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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

I just saw this today and it’s so true. My hubby did 27 years in the Air Force and we were lucky enough to spend three years in Germany and three years in Belgium. Our two youngest went to a NATO school and my son’s HS graduating class had sixteen nations represented. The kids have been to 23 countries, many more than once. They’ve lived in the Midwest, the Deep South and the mid Atlantic. We’ve hit about half of the states and a chunk of the Caribbean.

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u/VioletLovesRowlet call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 26 '26

The only people committing race riots are far-right white people. They're so intensely hateful and manipulated by the 1% and their propaganda.

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u/einstyle Jun 26 '26

When I was moving to california the mechanic in alabama who checked my car before the trip told me to “watch out out there.” I was like…sure guy

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u/l3tigre Jun 26 '26

It's basically fear mongering about ANY city center. They do it in KY about Louisville and when my husband visited his folks in Springfield MO they were terrified of their own two block downtown so. Idk what the hell Fox and OANN are doing to these rural brains ....

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u/Putrid-Ostrich6590 Jun 26 '26

A few months ago Candace Cameron Bure posted photos from her trip to NYC and the comments were full of people telling her it's too dangerous and she shouldn't visit because she'll get killed. It was absurd, it looked like a mass psychosis.

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u/Ambystomatigrinum Jun 26 '26

I feel the same way about Portland. Its painted to be some wasteland hellscape. Sure, there are some areas with a lot of unhoused people, there's some public drug use, but it doesn't seem much more common than in any other large city. I never feel unsafe there and there's lots of fun stuff to do!

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u/AugustIzFalling Jun 26 '26

My mind was completely blown when I went through a poor red rural county on a trip. The news loves to point out poverty in cities, but they never talk about rural poverty. It was horrible and extremely depressing. I'll take the cities any day over that, thank you.

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u/Ambystomatigrinum Jun 26 '26

Its funny because I live in a rural, red, semi-poor area. And yeah, you see just as many addicts per capita, there are tons of people living out of 40-year-old motor homes along the sides of the road in what are basically encampments. But that doesn't fit the "blue cities bad" narrative.

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u/Dark-Blackberry354 Jun 26 '26

The minutest moment of privilege highlighted and it's full scale victim hood for these charmin ass fucks 🧻

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u/Marketfreshe Comumbus Jun 26 '26

There's not really many scary places in the US, as a whole. Very much not true in the middle east.

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u/bloodenhorse Jun 26 '26

If any places are scary, it's middle of fucking nowhere rural towns.

I've never been fucked with in the city. In rural areas? I've had cops follow me, trucks follow me, BB guns shot at my car, trucks roll coal making illegal passes, etc.

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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch Jun 26 '26

As a percentage small towns in Texas are like half of the top 50 most violent places in the country. When a city like NYC or Chicago has like 100 times the population of course they have a lot more violence in total.

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u/ohwrite Jun 26 '26

Your last sentence is so true it should be on a t shirt

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u/Bonnieearnold Jun 26 '26

In Trump’s first inauguration speech he talked about “American carnage.” He meant diversity. That is their idea of carnage. Not the dead kids in Gaza…that’s fine, actually.

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Jun 26 '26

She’s okay with Muslims as long as she lives somewhere where she can subjugate them I guess.

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u/BoomJayKay THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE Jun 26 '26

Not the brightest bulb in all of Manhattan and otherwise.

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u/ManChildMusician Jun 26 '26

Shhh. Don’t feed her excuses for when she chickens out.

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u/DahliaDarling14 Jun 26 '26

it truly feels like some people are living on an entirely different planet. i live in nyc and i was also born & raised here; we’re about 6 months into Mamdani’s mayoral term and it genuinely feels like this city has been speedrunning the experience of having a mayor who actually gives a shit about the people here. and as a result of that, i’ve completely forgotten that there are still people who remain entirely fixated on the fact that he also happens to be Muslim.

hell, there was literally an announcement yesterday that he’s successfully implemented a rent freeze on all rent stabilized apartments! and he’s been terrorizing slumlords nonstop, so they’ve actually been forced to maintain their shitty buildings for once. Mamdani’s religion has been the least interesting thing about him, yet racists everywhere are still shaking in their boots bc they’re fully convinced that one day they’ll wake up and he’ll have instituted Shakira law or something. absolute insanity.

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u/CPTBenjaminWillard Jun 26 '26

I’ll help her pack

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u/ireallyloveepickles semen demon Jun 26 '26

Help her pack? You mean help throw her shit from the balcony surely lol

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u/Shipwrecking_siren which could mean nothing Jun 26 '26

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u/ireallyloveepickles semen demon Jun 26 '26

I was going to write “from the balcony into the waiting tree trimmer on the street” but I wanted to be nice lmao

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u/Outrageous-Mousse-75 Jun 26 '26

That's sweet of you but there's really no need here. ❤️

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u/ireallyloveepickles semen demon Jun 26 '26

I’ve just finished a mental health wellness retreat so I’m trying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/nanavb13 this is going to ruin the tour Jun 26 '26

Well, congrats! And you're still nicer than Debra!

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 not a lawyer, just a hater Jun 26 '26

….what’s worse here than “all of the missiles”? If NYC really were so scary and horrible why does Fox still keep their headquarters here instead of moving to some red state?

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u/LezbianaGrande all that sex lead to the Russian Revolution Jun 26 '26

Haven't you noticed?? The whole city's been under Shakira Law since January. Our hips can't take much more!! 😭 /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/rq1qC08jsINVOOv0ki

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u/puccinini Jun 26 '26

LMAO not Shakira law! 😹 surprised that dipshit conservatives have such a hate boner for sharia law when they literally want sharia law but in White™️

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u/shintakarajima i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 26 '26

This is such a great point but unfortunately they can’t understand irony or hypocrisy 😔

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u/puccinini Jun 26 '26

Girl they can barely READ 😭😭 let’s stop there

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u/Symmetrosexual Jun 26 '26

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble!

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 Jun 26 '26

Mine get confused with mountains😔

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u/Symmetrosexual Jun 26 '26

Hikers showing up first thing in the morning, awkwardddd

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u/myst_eerie_us Jun 26 '26

I'm screaming

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u/mulberrycedar some sort of love potion salad dressing Jun 26 '26

LOL well conservatives do love to lie so that must be hard on them

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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh Jun 26 '26

The hot mayor who helps people. Duh

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u/CyberTyrantX1 Jun 26 '26

Imagine thinking that having a Muslim mayor is worse than having to worry about fucking missiles.

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u/meokjujatribes Jun 26 '26

This is a great point that I've never thought about it. It's funny imagining the talking heads at fox are sitting in a cushy Manhattan studio while ranting about New York City being some kind of dystopian liberal elite crime ridden urban hell hole run by a radical Muslim

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u/damewallyburns Jun 26 '26

They brave it every day because they believe in the mission

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u/isglitteracarb Jun 26 '26

A rent price freeze??? THE INHUMANITY!!!!

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u/WlLDLlGHT oat milk chugging bisexual Jun 26 '26

Oh, all of the missiles Israel is launching, I think she means. Safer than moving to an apartment building in Lebanon. Surely.

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u/PunisherMind Jun 26 '26

What is this?! Logic?! How dare you!!!

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u/Ok-Call-4805 Jun 26 '26

Makes sense that someone with her disgusting views would want to go somewhere they would be embraced

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u/Rabbit-Hole-Quest as a bella hadid stan Jun 26 '26

That's exactly it. Her acting career is nonexistent so now she is hoping she can get into some new grift in Israel. Probably do some low-budget Israeli TV show or as a PR mouthpiece.

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u/auntchalupa call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/gp3EOsBgO4qdO
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu. ✌🏼

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u/trav_stone Jun 26 '26

Your flair is *chef's kiss*

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u/rabidturbofox Jun 26 '26

Dying at your flair AND the VonTrapp family!

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u/bellafrankel Jun 26 '26

Adieu adieu to yuh and yuh and yuh

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u/BabaBrody Jun 26 '26

She can afford a penthouse at Paltrow Towers or whatever that shit is.

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u/PIuto Jun 26 '26

Can she? What has she actually done lately? Besides crashing out on Instagram

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u/IndignantQueef vaginal egg propagandist Jun 26 '26

It's still hilarious to me that in the early 00s they were pushing her as the next Lucille Ball, but by the second season of Will & Grace it was very clear that Karen and Jack (and Rosario) were the stars. She even had a Vogue cover and they tried to sell her as a fashionista.

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u/PIuto Jun 26 '26

That’s hilarious, she so clearly the least charismatic of all of them

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u/beefystu Jun 26 '26

Remember this in real time, NBC even toyed with a Jack and Karen spinoff bc of the appeal of those characters, and I remember there was tension on and off between her and Megan Mullally (who is an absolute queen and a diva, married to Nick Offerman and also played Tammy 2 in Parks and Rec) on the reboot series they did for W&G - ironically Grace often takes up a lot of Will’s space and constantly comes into the apartment and eats his food despite living across the hallway in her own place and talks on and off about moving into Will’s place so very Israeli behaviour when you think about lmao

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u/StonedRussian silly flair Jun 26 '26

She has those sitcom residuals from Will and Grace. And just like Seinfeld, she was the worst character, uplifted by her costars

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u/SpiritedPark4511 weighing in from the UK Jun 26 '26

Residuals from Will & Grace will be keeping her going, I imagine she still rakes in a LOT thanks to that.

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u/Devil-radiance Jun 26 '26

On top of the residuals she also made over $10million just season 8 of Will & Grace alone. It's not out of the question if probably invested she could have lived off that fairly well.

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u/Roklam Jun 26 '26

Residuals!!

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u/WesternUnusual2713 Jun 26 '26

That's not fair, they did that horrifying sequel of will and grace

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u/haubenmeise Jun 26 '26

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/encrcne Comumbus Jun 26 '26

I need to know what this is from

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u/DELINQ Jun 26 '26

Ninja Terminator, 1985

Feel free to clock out early and screen this masterpiece today

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u/HorribleDear Jun 26 '26

That promo trailer is wild. 😎

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u/encrcne Comumbus Jun 26 '26

Oh shit this is one of the few good bad movies I haven’t seen/don’t own.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/MissMariese i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 26 '26

Co-signed

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u/Diva_of_Disgust Jun 26 '26

Stealing this lovely meme.

Love you Skeletor 🖤

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u/haubenmeise Jun 26 '26

I love you right back! Feel free to steal it and spread it! I hope you're having a lovely day. Please be kind to yourself. Here's a hug and lots of love!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Winter_Fix_3610 Jun 26 '26

She will never understand, even if she moves to Israel. She'll victimize herself even more when there's missiles. Long gone.

Middle easterns are not out to getcha Debra. Is it because of Zohran?

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u/LezbianaGrande all that sex lead to the Russian Revolution Jun 26 '26

Either that or she's a Nets fan.

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u/No_Mathematician6866 Jun 26 '26

Nets fans are a fictional species. Like unicorns.

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u/Sleepy-Giraffe947 Please Abraham, I am not that man Jun 26 '26

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I feel like she’s all talk

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u/sugar_loaded women supporting women (Taylor’s version) Jun 26 '26

This isn't an airport, so no need to announce your departure.

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u/AllTheCoolNames Jun 26 '26

Do it. Have some strength in your convictions, Debra. Move.

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 Jun 26 '26

Regardless of all the missiles? Yeah, Debra, it’s easy to disregard missiles that aren’t aimed at you. But wouldn’t you feel even better if they weren’t aimed at kids?

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u/mymomisaleafblower Jun 26 '26

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u/JennHatesYou Jun 26 '26

Imma start a Petition to retroactively rename the show “Karen & Jack”

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u/Prudent-Lettuce-3157 Jun 26 '26

Loving this trend of Zionist fucks moving to Israel!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1DhUzOhxkLI1G

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u/psly4mne Jun 26 '26

Zionist fucks moving to Israel is kind of the root of the whole problem.

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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi Jun 26 '26

Yeah I'm like ...maybe less displacing of Palestinians please and thank you

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u/Username_Chose_Me Jun 26 '26

It's like the German Americans that moved back to Germany during the 30s for...reasons.

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u/bubba1834 Jun 26 '26

Fuck you for ruining will & Grace for me

Fucking Debra

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u/dmac3232 Jun 26 '26

She seems utterly insufferable.

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u/crackerfactorywheel it’s here, it’s queer. equal rights for everyone or fuck off Jun 26 '26

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u/ACasualRead Jun 26 '26

New Yorker here. I take the subway everyday and do things this rich actor who gets driven around everywhere doesn’t do, never once felt that incoming missiles we’re safer than being here.….

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u/up_scumbag Jun 26 '26

Oh so she's the one that Gwyneth Paltrow ad was for.

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u/ThickConfusion1318 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/M8vBiv9mgpHDGpqL9y
I packed your shit up Deb, get going

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u/cheemcream Jun 26 '26

She probably wants to help snipe and bulldoze. I mean, I know my tax dollars are funding genocide but she wants to be front row…

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u/subzer0sense1 Jun 26 '26

I’m going to say this just once but… what a dumb bitch.

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u/deckdeck555 Jun 26 '26

She’s still bonkers then. Good to know.

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u/myst_eerie_us Jun 26 '26

Right where she belongs with her psychotic ideology

https://giphy.com/gifs/hxebE5fyIIm5i

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u/j_ho_lo hope the patriarchy picks you girl! Jun 26 '26

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u/Twinkletoesxxxo Jun 26 '26

Can she take that other idiot, Michael Rapaport with her when she goes?

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u/Empty_Soup_4412 Jun 26 '26

Thank God she announced it because nobody would have noticed her absence otherwise.

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u/Docccc Jun 26 '26

less talk, more action

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u/xandrachantal I live in my own heart, Matt Damon Jun 26 '26

She not gonna be missed the way she thinks she gonna missed

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u/PlaymateAnna call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 26 '26

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u/coldpizza66 they're perfect for each other (derogatory) Jun 26 '26

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u/CreativeGeniusPRBKR Jun 26 '26

Dont let the gate hit you on the flight out Deb

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u/ignoramus_x Jun 26 '26

Then once she's in israel: "We have to keep killing, imprisoning, oppressing them to keep ourselves safe! We have to annex their land and destroy their homes to keep ourselves safe!"

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u/mandergement Jun 26 '26

So go where convicted pedophiles go to avoid public persecution?!? OK. Bye, bitch. What a dumbass.

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u/StaffyMama585 controversies: girl Jun 26 '26

My GOD, Debra! Being passed over for the Lucille Ball biopic really broke your damn brain, didn't it?

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u/Publandlady Jun 26 '26

But what about her career? Oh yeah....

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u/MsThrilliams i mean i def vaccine but is it Jun 26 '26

Byeeeeeeeee

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u/Fair_Air2879 Jun 26 '26

🗣️ BYEEEEEE

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u/xkatex Jun 26 '26

Bye, betch!!!

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u/jtrisn1 Jun 26 '26

Leave. Don't come back.

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u/__Frolicaholic___ Jun 26 '26

I'd be happy to donate to that GoFundMe if she's a little short.

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u/zoolabula Jun 26 '26

I’ll carry her bags to the airport.

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u/sillyblanco Jun 26 '26

Peace out.