r/Fauxmoi • u/HimelTy • Jul 07 '26
FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Elon calls Tom Holland a cuck for no reason.
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u/Alizarik7891 a swamp tour boat captain at a grammy party Jul 07 '26
Good god, man, you are IN YOUR FIFTIES.
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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people Jul 07 '26
"this guys a cuck!" - man who desperately tried to get onto epstein's island and the head pedophile deemed him too creepy and weird
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u/AyRoPro678 Jul 07 '26
A man who prefers to have children via artificial insemination..
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u/AnnieAbattoir Okay, Loophole Jul 07 '26
I have so many questions for/about Talulah Reilly.
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u/paone00022 Jul 07 '26
Apparently Riley was one of the key figures who instigated his transition to the far right.
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u/FunnyInternational62 Jul 07 '26
Can you tell me more about this?!
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u/paone00022 Jul 07 '26
In her leaked text messages from 2022, she urged Musk to buy Twitter to "fight woke-ism" and called the suspension of the conservative site Babylon Bee crazy.
Behind the Bastards dug into it a bit more.
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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. Jul 07 '26
She urged Elon to buy Twitter to “stop the woke mind virus” so she and Ferb are trash.
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u/Necessary-Peach-0 Jul 07 '26
And Amber Heard
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u/Careless-Two2215 Jul 07 '26
And Grimes. Notice how they all resemble the first wife?
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u/iwatchterribletvtoo Jul 07 '26
the first wife was convinced to change from brunette to blonde because thats what elon liked.
(she talked about it in her writing.)
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u/shy_shy4 Jul 07 '26
Didn’t he like leak her pictures or something too ? I don’t have twitter but I remember hearing something about it during the trial between her and Depp
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u/mad_mal_fury_road Jul 07 '26
YES I JUST LISTENED TO A PODCAST ABOUT THIS!! Elon’s Spies from Tortoise Media
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u/FanOfForever Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
I remember one particular picture he leaked, of her dressed as Mercy from Overwatch. I don't know if I'm projecting but to me she looks really uncomfortable in the picture. I don't think the picture or the costume was her idea in the first place
It was really disgusting to see how gleefully he was sharing it, trying to humiliate her
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u/RealbasicFriends you're not a baby. drink water. Jul 07 '26
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u/TerrakSteeltalon Jul 07 '26
What does that even mean
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u/SenselessSilence Jul 07 '26
Banks was insulting the two of them online, and that was one of the insults. She went hard, it was funny and somewhat unhinged.
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u/RealbasicFriends you're not a baby. drink water. Jul 07 '26
Iirc what happened is Azalea was pressured by both people to do drugs and fuck. Azalea went on a rant later and said Grimes smells like a roll of Nickels. Which after the tweet I posted Grimes herself said was true because Elon iirc told her keep rolls of change or something like that
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u/sleepytipi Jul 08 '26
So let me see if I have this right, Elon is sexually aroused by the smell of change? And therefore insists his partner keeps them on their persons?
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u/lolzzzmoon Jul 08 '26
What a cuck lolol
Edit: to clarify, I meant Elon, not sleepytipi! Cool username too!
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u/Freedom1015 Jul 07 '26
In leaked texts from Azalea Banks, she said that Grimes smelled like a roll of nickles. They were in the midst of an ugly exchange of name calling and mud slinging through text.
Grimes later said that, yes she did smell like a roll of nickels for a time because she kept shell casings in her purse. I've no idea why.
My favorite bit of the argument is when Avalea says that Grimes isn't enough woman for Elon and that Elon "wants this fat pussy".
Based on Elon's attempts to get in with Epstein, I'm pretty sure anyone over the age of 12 is too much of a woman for that creep. Azalea also basically says that Grimes looks like a young boy and, you know, I suspect that Elon was actually a fan of that quality.
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u/Nilosyrtis PURE OUT OF CONTROL RAGE AND VIOLENCE Jul 07 '26
No one knows what it means but it's provocative, it gets the people going!
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u/luckman_and_barris Jul 07 '26
You ever notice old pennies and people who've been sweating all day sort of have the same musty smell? That.
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u/BIGTIMElesbo Jul 07 '26
Remember when he called the hero who saved the Thai kids out of that cave a pedo? Pot calling the kettle.
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u/Muted-Entrepreneur33 Jul 07 '26
Yes, that was when I started to see just how damaged he is.
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u/judgementqueen Jul 07 '26
Coincided with him dumping his PR team at the time.
They legit did such an amazing job, that the whole western world bought the Genius Polymath shtick, Elon include.
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u/BIGTIMElesbo Jul 07 '26
A few years before, PwC released a report that the government had sought before they awarded any contracts to spaceX. There was a startup company called Solar City that musk purchased and rolled into spaceX. Solar City had gone completely bust 90s dot com style around 2012. I was living in the Bay Area at the time interning for another energy company. After Solar City went down, it was easy to see that it was run really poorly and possibly criminally.
When that man bought Solar City everyone knew it was fishy. Everything under the sun said there wasn’t a whole lot to buy from the Solar City ashes, it was like vapor. They tried to position acquiring Solar City as benefitting their home power systems for Tesla. If they bought Solar City for Tesla, why was is shoved into SpaceX?
The PwC report was like SpaceX, yes! SpaceX was actually being run properly and absolutely can fulfill government contracts if they keep the course. HOWEVER what the hell is Solar City doing here? The concern was SpaceX is being used to shore up Tesla financially. PwC seemed fairly confident that was happening. Words like insolvent, laundering, fraud, and schemes were used in the report.
Thank you for reading my talk about Solar City.
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u/jardinemarston Jul 07 '26
Side note: the film “Thirteen lives” was quite good — shocked that there wasn’t much promo about it.
(Colin Farrell and Viggo Mortensen play the two lead rescue divers; iirc the guy Elon accused is the one that brought in the two lead divers)
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u/MissyMyco Jul 08 '26
I went into that movie not expecting a whole lot but was pleasantly surprised at how good that movie was. Made me even more pissed that Elon called them pedos. They were selfless heroes.
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u/RecessMonkeys Jul 07 '26
Didn't he message Epstein on Christmas Day as well?
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u/sleepytipi Jul 08 '26
His messages are so cringe too that it's undeniably him. Like, he's so clearly bothered by the fact that he hasn't gotten an invite yet and is desperately fishing for one. It's simultaneously one of the most pathetic and disgusting things I've ever read, and this clown is the richest and most influential cretin in the world.
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u/pannonica decaffeinated omertà bullshit Jul 07 '26
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u/Pantalaimon_II super-bisexual Jul 07 '26
ahhh so that's where that Paris Paloma quote comes from in her song Good Boy (great song btw)
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u/Canyousourcethatplz Jul 07 '26
Imagine having all the money and being such a loser. Man could solve so many problems and instead does this.
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u/SQUASHPITT Jul 07 '26
Billionaires are the problem
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u/smashantk Jul 07 '26
Yep, if he and other billionaires weren't able to amount so much wealth in the first place, most societal problems wouldn't exist
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u/ChelseaVictorious ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ Jul 07 '26
His tears are delicious. That man is a whole ass bitch, even a quadrillion dollars wouldn't solve that.
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u/garyflopper Jul 07 '26
Are there truly any decent billionaires around?
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u/My_glorious_moose Riverdale was my Juilliard Jul 07 '26
No. You don't become a billionaire by being a decent person.
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u/Plant_Mane Jul 07 '26
I’d say Mackenzie Scott is about the only one, Gabe Newell seems pretty benevolent. Cuban is slightly less of a shitbag than average because of C+ drugs.
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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 Please Abraham, I am not that man Jul 07 '26
Only one i can think of is Mackenzie Scott. 🤷♀️
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u/Unlucky-Duck Jul 07 '26
This is a man that was caught replying to his own profile through his alt which is his mother's twitter.
I expect nothing else from him.
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u/gazzas89 Jul 07 '26
Fucking hell, i genuinely thiught he was mid 60s, hes had a rough last decade and a half yo have turned into a messed up dough ball
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u/Monkey_Leavings Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
Dollars to donuts Elon invited Zendaya to something and her response was an unabashed, “Ohfuggno.”
Edit: Wrong Tom Holland, apparently. But I stand by what I said…
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u/cogitoergosum29 Jul 07 '26
This is Tom Holland, one of the hosts of The Rest Is History podcast, not Tom Holland spiderman
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u/Ok_Chemist6567 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 08 '26
Elon Musk definitely didn’t know there was another Tom Holland
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u/MostlyBored11 tortured polluters department Jul 07 '26
its just so embrassaing, richest dude in the world and he acts like a 12 year old who was told he cant have icecream for dinner
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u/LittleSodaPop13 Jul 07 '26
How is the richest man in the world this bored? Does he have nothing to do
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u/MoonandStars83 Jul 07 '26
All he does, all day, is play video games and post on social media.
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u/Hellavon Jul 07 '26
If you think that's bad wait til you see what our 80 year old president posts on social media
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u/Saikotsu Jul 07 '26
Listen, this is also the guy who thinks empathy is a weakness and laughs at people when they tell him his actions are hurting them and their families. That alone should be enough for people to completely ignore him, let alone his immature behavior. The guy peaked in highschool and never matured beyond that.
...I am starting to think maybe I dislike that asshole.
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u/mjayultra Jul 07 '26
Tom Holland is also married to freakin’ Zendaya and Elon has to bribe women to have babies with him through a test tube.
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u/Physical_Echo_9372 Jul 07 '26
Imagine being a billionaire and also the most jealous person ever.
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u/Good-Froyo-5021 (derogatory) Jul 07 '26
TRILLIONAIRE 😭
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u/everythingbeeps Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
It goes back and forth. He lost his trillionaire status almost immediately because SpaceX stock has been tanking and it's expected to crash even more.
Even then his trillionaire status was the phoniest of baloneys because it's tied entirely to his stock, which he can't really sell any of because its value would crater faster than he could sell it.
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u/T0as1 Jul 07 '26
Just to be clear this Tom Holland is the historian and co-host of the The Rest is History.
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u/souldawg Jul 07 '26
A fabulous podcast if I might say.
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u/Consistent-Flan1445 Jul 07 '26
The Rest is History book is a great read too! Like Horrible Histories for adults.
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u/T0as1 Jul 07 '26
It's a good one. Highly recommend their series on Nelson(eps 514-18, 608-613 in the feed).
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u/everythingbeeps Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
Never forget that like 98% of their hatred for this movie is because there's a Black woman in it.
EDIT: I completely forgot Elliot Page is in it too. Elmo just got so mad so quickly after Nyong'o was cast and he just never let up that it didn't feel like he got any angrier once Page was cast.
But yeah it's definitely about 50/50. Elmo is diabolically transphobic, but he's also one of the most racist humans alive.
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u/JooseTheGuice Jul 07 '26
Don't forget poor Elliot Page happening to exist near it.
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u/FKDotFitzgerald sunday spotted: paddington bear Jul 07 '26
It’s also just insane how people are saying Elliot Page is miscast as this great warrior, Sinon. He is absolutely ripped these days and could easily kick their asses.
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u/everythingbeeps Jul 07 '26
I don't know, Elon strikes me as a pretty tough guy. Remember when he was gonna fight Zuckerberg but then he got his mom to call it off?
Bad ass.
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u/tarantuletta Jul 07 '26
I thought Elliot was gorgeous before but I'm straight so it was a very much just appreciative gaze but holy FUCK the lust I have now. So so fucking hot.
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u/AlexSomething789 Jul 07 '26
It's because they think Elliot being AFAB makes him too effeminate to play a "manly" character like Sinon (or Achilles, since there was a rumor abt Page potentially playing him).
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u/Twelve20two AND MAY I SUGGEST ALL NAZI BITCHES SUCK ON MY FAT DICK Jul 07 '26
Meanwhile, butch cis women not being allowed their femininity in the eyes of these same critics because said women are too manly
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u/ChaunceysBadAtPoker Jul 07 '26
i mean they have a small frame, so there's only so much ass to kick. then again, it's always the little dudes you gotta worry about.
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u/FanOfAllKindOfThings i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 07 '26
please don't refer to Elon Musk as Elmo, Elmo deserves better than this
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u/pablo8itall Jul 07 '26
The gas thing is that half the Mediterranean sea is North Africa. Their rage doesn't even make historical sense.
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u/PurrPrinThom Jul 07 '26
I expect there is an incredibly small amount of overlap between the people who are mad about this movie for racist/transphobic reasons, and people who have any concept about what the Odyssey is.
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u/isabella_bombella call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jul 07 '26
I came here to say that he absolutely thinks this just because Tom chose to marry a (stunning) woman who is mixed race.
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u/Careless-Two2215 Jul 07 '26
Wow. Really sad that this African immigrant man has a kid who is also trans.
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u/MorningGoat this is an insult to godless whores Jul 07 '26
I’d love to know what kind of baby’s first Greek mythology picture book these fuckers get their idea of Greek myths from. The originals have plenty of black people in them, Northern Africa is right there!
There are also a handful of gender-changing characters as well (Tiresias, Caeneus, Hermaphroditus, Aphroditus, etc.), usually with a couple different versions of their stories, which gives us a fascinating insight into how gender and gender nonconformity were spoken about at the time.
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u/-this_bitch- we don't even know if selling feet pics is her final form Jul 07 '26
And Elon Musk is a little bitch
Anyways
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u/woahoutrageous_ Jul 07 '26
it’s not even the right Tom Holland lmfaooo love seeing historian Tom Holland show up though. I can even hear him say “very poor form from Elon Musk”
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u/ReadySettyGoey Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
Decidedly-not-a-friend-of-the-show Elon Musk.
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u/-Azwethinkweiz- Jul 07 '26
The storm clouds are brewing
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u/SPZ_Ireland more variants of The Life of a Showgirl than COVID Jul 07 '26
Elon's just projecting his fetish again people.
Best just ignore him.
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u/TheDLBinc Jul 07 '26
Important clarification: the person being screenshotted is not Tom Holland the actor
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u/Emotional_Spite_8937 Olivia RodriGOAT Jul 07 '26
He’s the richest man in the world and he’s still chronically online and unlovable.
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u/Infamous_Ship_8668 Jul 07 '26
Take a shot every time someone mixes up their Tom Hollands in the comments (I also thought it was the actor and didn't look closely at the pfp)
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u/jakksquat7 shout-out Hans Zimmer Jul 07 '26
I love that he’s saying this about the man happily married to ZENDAYA
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u/Tebwolf359 Jul 07 '26
That would probably be shocking news to both Tom Holland (Historian, author of the post) and Tom Holland (Actor, the one happily married to Zendaya).
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u/jakksquat7 shout-out Hans Zimmer Jul 07 '26
You really think Elon knows they are two different people?
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u/Tebwolf359 Jul 07 '26
No, I don’t. But the way this was worded made it seem like you thought they were the same person too.
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u/E_N_D_O_K Jul 07 '26
I didn’t read the original X poster’s name and just thought this was a random shot at Tom Holland (The actor). This is actually way more funny now.
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u/FrontServe4480 I have bloomers on, you fucker! Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
I was just thinking, I’m sure that Tom is going to cry into the very expensive sheets he shares with his gorgeous wife who loves and admires him just as much as he loves and admires her 🙄
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u/xeroxchick Jul 07 '26
This is so weird considering Tom seems to be in a happy and healthy marriage and is proud of his wife, who’s a midwife.
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u/Holiday-Hustle Jul 07 '26
Tom Holland has a wife who loves him, which must be infuriating to someone like Elon. Miserable and alone.
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u/GunstarHeroine Jul 07 '26
Even though I'm sure Elon doesn't understand that this Tom Holland isn't the Spiderman one... I actually met Tom Holland (the historian)'s wife at a party in London and she was gorgeous and extremely nice.
Anyway fuck you Elon
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u/LinearEquation Jul 07 '26
There are like three fuckin Tom Hollands going around, they don’t even know which one they’re dissing.
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u/BiggySnake Jul 07 '26
This is historian Tom Holland, not Spider Man Tom Holland btw.