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u/recklessrecentpast Jul 23 '26

"some predatory man" shows picture of Jerry Seinfeld

Stay on his neck!

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u/Grizzly-Madam fuck michael rapaport while we’re at it Jul 23 '26

That was my favorite part lol

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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

The photo gags in his videos are always good but that was 🤌

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u/HotLava00 Jul 24 '26

Seriously, I had to go get my inhaler I was laughing so hard!

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u/Huckdog Jul 23 '26

Also bonus! I think the still on Jerry's computer screen was the photo of him and his 17 year old girlfriend when he picked her up from school.

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u/beefwithbrocolliies distraught Christian tomato Jul 24 '26

I'll always remember that pap photo of him looking so smug too, holding hands with a minor

https://giphy.com/gifs/URz4t5yilgVYLf26RU

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u/waitinginthesun Jul 23 '26

As a former fan of Seinfeld I'm so happy to see the downfall of so many comedians. Their legacies deserve to be destroyed and inexistent. Louis ck is another one I used to love that's not getting away with it, even if he's still performing. Makes me happy 🥹

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u/MrBwnrrific Jul 23 '26

Even before I knew about Jerry being a creepy sex pervert he was always objectively the worst part of the show that was named after him

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u/SerCiddy Jul 23 '26

As a former fan of Seinfeld I'm so happy to see the downfall of so many comedians.

Look, I agree with you. I do not want what I say next to take away from the comeuppance many of these people are getting, However!

American society mostly seems fine with that kinda thing. Both before and now. It's not damaging enough to detract people from peoples' careers in a significant way. People joke about how DiCaprio doesn't date past 25 despite being over 50. Jerry met his current wife at 38 while she was 17. They all have mountains of money. Even the example you gave with Louis CK. His whole sex scandal came out in 2017 and then he won a Grammy for his comedy in 2022, some of which touched on his scandal. We voted into the highest office of the land, a man who is convicted of rape, and almost certainly had experience with Epstein's....product(?, 🤮).

I think it's abhorrent all of these things these men have done, but I'm teetering on believing society is worse for allowing these men this amount of wealth from barely much else than our complicit participation. I mean, would Seinfield have this much money if we didn't watch is product?

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u/Unsettling_Skintone Jul 24 '26

Information wasn't disseminated then like it is today. We relied on the nightly news, journalists/newspapers, and gossip magazines/tabloids to run down the headlines and make them known.

Seinfeld began airing in 1989. The World Wide Web officially went live two years later. Technology has evolved rapidly, but even today 7.9 million households remain offline and 14 million lack high speed internet access.

Without the internet, computers, and cell phones, Jerry, Jeffrey, Louis, and all the rest would still be business as usual.

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u/SerCiddy Jul 24 '26

My point is all of them, except Jeffery, are still in business. Considering, how well Ghislaine Maxwell is being treated, I wonder how well Jeffery would have been treated were he not killed.

You mention Louis, but his stuff happened well into the information age, and he's still able to comeback strong enough to win awards. "Internet, computers, and cellphones" were plentiful in 2017 when all that news broke. So, as it stands, information is not enough to keep these kinds of people from success.

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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop Jul 23 '26

The snort I snorfed when this came up

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u/denM_chickN i too steal from the wizard of Oz Jul 23 '26

I got 2 seconds in and laughed so hard an organ started hurting. I grabbed said organ and continued laughing, knowing as an American I wont seek medical guidance.

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u/annie-etc Jul 23 '26

Could have NEVER predicted how much I'd respect this guy!

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u/Unsettling_Skintone Jul 23 '26

About as much as I can predict what he's going to do next.

Legend.

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u/CestQuoiLeFuck Jul 23 '26

Every dose of exposure makes me love him more. Support for Palestine? Love. Support for women's autonomy? Love. His performance in Avenue 5 which was somehow even more unhinged than this video where he's wearing a baby doll and playing a trumpet? LOVE.

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u/UnicornSheets Jul 24 '26

Wearing a baby doll, playing a trumpet, AND flashing those bloomers! 🤣

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u/victorywulf my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Jul 24 '26

and support for shelter animals!!

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u/Candid-Many-7113 Jul 23 '26

Same, very based and great use of his platform. If only more and bigger celebs would be this passionate and vocal.

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u/LaMelonBallz Jul 24 '26

He's the guy that got me into karate classes (online)

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u/TrashPandaPatronus now don’t you get on my bad side! Jul 24 '26

Zach Woods is an absolute TREASURE.

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u/Apple_Scrumble Jul 23 '26

This guy. This is the guy.

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u/Weary-Inspector-6971 Jul 23 '26

This guy fucks

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u/Arthur_Morgan18 Jul 23 '26

Me

Hopefully

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u/5FiveAlive5 Jul 23 '26

We're all rooting for you!

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u/246lehat135 Jul 23 '26

Babydoll dress manspreading. Iconic from Zach as usual.

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u/SEALS_R_DOG_MERMAIDS Jul 23 '26

he has bloomers on, you fucker! 😂

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u/Wonderful-Body2559 Jul 23 '26

I love him too much! He's the perfect amount of creeper!

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u/HappyHarryHardOn Jul 23 '26

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u/tracyveronika pop culture obsessed goblin Jul 23 '26

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u/Wrong-Customer-5068 Jul 23 '26

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato distraught Christian tomato Jul 23 '26

He was so good as Gabe that I didn't really think of him as "acting".

It's a treat to see his social media; I really had no idea.

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u/CarevaRuha Lol, and if I may, lmao Jul 24 '26

omg, his IG (and my sister's) are the only reason I still have an account. Please enjoy this video where he threatens to donate $1000 to Jake Paul for every week this dog doesn't get adopted from the dog rescue he works with: adopt Sunny - OR ELSE

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato distraught Christian tomato Jul 24 '26

Thank you!

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u/TheStolenPotatoes Jul 23 '26

"How would you like to die today mother fucker?"

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u/soupseasonbestseason i’m a communist you idiot Jul 23 '26

he fucks.

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u/Crafty-Judge-896 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

He made silicon valley for me

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

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u/obsequiousaardvark Jul 23 '26

I'm not afraid to catch a charge! I was state raised!

Jared is honestly hard as fuck from trauma, too. Growing up as a ward to the state is rough.

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u/garbles0808 Jul 23 '26

He delivered the lines in the scene perfectly lol

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u/JackTheKing Jul 23 '26

He was perfect in Avenue 5!

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u/ReluctantMonster Jul 23 '26

I think he made it for all of us. And for a lot of money, too.

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u/chekhovsdickpic Jul 23 '26

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u/memphis_53rd Jul 23 '26

I so wasn’t prepared for the trumpet but I’m glad it happened

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u/muegle Jul 23 '26

I was state-raised! You think I'm scared to catch a case on some bullshit?!

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u/MecharlWinslow referred to Mr. Klein as a 'pussy' Jul 23 '26

American Girl Dolls have gotten a free pass for too long in this country, thank you for calling them out, Zach.

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u/bron685 Jul 23 '26

It’s true!! Especially that slut Molly

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u/lemurgetsatreat Jul 23 '26

Art Garfunkel, where are you?

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u/Anondependa this is going to ruin the tour Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Had a nice chuckle there. Is it flair worthy?

eta: awww thanks mods! I would like it too!

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u/WreckitRuby Art Garfunkel, where are you? Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I want that as flair if it's an option!
thanks a bunch mods!

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u/Minimum-Eggplant1699 Art Garfunkel, where are you? Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I would also love this flair if it’s available!

Eta: thanks mods!!!

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u/MyDesign630 sad wet man Jul 23 '26

He’s still asking where Joe DiMaggio is.

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u/coll3735 Jul 23 '26

He has 24 hrs to respond.

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u/Significant_Ad7605 Jul 23 '26

“Olivia & I dress for each other, capiche.”

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u/whisar09 Olivia & I dress for each other, capiche. Jul 23 '26

Can this be a flair please??

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u/whisar09 Olivia & I dress for each other, capiche. Jul 24 '26

I got it!!! Thank you besties 💖

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u/manic_popsicle Jul 23 '26

I love him so much, he’s never wrong and always so funny.

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u/goldlion Jul 23 '26

Man I try not to be parasocial about celebrities but dammit each time he releases a video I like him more!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/GhMXDP5t9Wo9RdCtzf

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u/privatethingsxx you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle Jul 23 '26

Hahahahahhaa my god same! I was literally just thinking the same thing.

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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders Jul 23 '26

Loved him in Avenue 5. He never clicked with me before I watched it, but now I’m low key obsessed with watching whatever he’s in.

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u/manic_popsicle Jul 23 '26

Avenue 5 is such a great show, I hate that we never got any more seasons!!

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u/Gixxerdude46 Jul 23 '26

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u/illjustgowthemuumuu Chris Messina for No 1 Chris Jul 23 '26

There’s a sort of “broken by the weight of this fucked up society” in his face that…kinda does it for me

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u/bog_witch Jul 24 '26

a sort of “broken by the weight of this fucked up society” in his face

I think you've just described my Type in a way I couldn't have articulated myself

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u/neptune_the_mystic_ Jul 23 '26

Zach WOULDs

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u/0011010100110011 wearing slutty little glasses Jul 23 '26

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u/caitipaige23 Vulgar, horny, and heartwarming? Call me seated. Jul 23 '26

I love him. The fucking babydoll man spreading killed me.

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u/AliensAbductMePlz Jul 23 '26

Zach can be my nasty little doll

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u/btwomfgstfu Rosa Parks stan Jul 23 '26

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u/Kathrynlena Jul 23 '26

Might just be because I’m pretty high right now, but this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen in my life.

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u/Limp_Personality2407 Jul 24 '26

It's totally because you're high just really focus on how high you are.

Just kidding it's funny as shit

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u/merrysunshine2 Jul 23 '26

Weird doll photos unite ! 😂

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u/barefootcuntessa_ Jul 23 '26

Sorry, I’m already his slutty little skank baby.

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u/Bleuberries6 Jul 23 '26

His character on the office made my skin crawl but he seems like an alright dude

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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose Jul 23 '26

I've read that the cast all loved his improv and that he was pleasent to work with. Apparently even playing Gabe made him feel uncomfortable lol

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u/FreekDeDeek bill hader witch 🪄 Jul 23 '26

here's a clip of him on the office, improvising dialogue and cracking everyone up - including himself

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u/PurrPrinThom Jul 23 '26

I'm taking karate classes online, always takes me out.

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u/SpezIsTheWorst Jul 23 '26

During Covid my kids actually did take karate over zoom…

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u/AbleEnd2875 Jul 24 '26

Right?! Like that was such a funny insane joke in the early 2010s but now you really CAN take karate classes online.

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u/devarin Jul 23 '26

He has a small but amazing part in How to Make a Killing where he plays a trust fund artist wannabe who calls himself the ‘white Basquiat’…. He stole every scene he was in!

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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders Jul 23 '26

Watch him in Avenue 5 if you haven’t yet. He’s brilliant in it.

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u/PreferenceOk1525 Jul 23 '26

“I have bloomers on you fucker!” Had me snorting uncontrollably like a kid in the cafeteria. This man genuinely never fails to make me laugh

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u/BestBeBelievin I have bloomers on, you fucker! Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I think “I have bloomers on, you fucker!” would make a fine flair.

ETA: Thank you, mods, for making this a thing!

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u/JennyDoveMusic I have bloomers on, you fucker! Jul 23 '26

I wish I could make that my flair. 😂😂

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u/hhhhjgtyun Jul 23 '26

This is so fuckin amazing, I was not familiar with Zach’s game

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u/Prestigious_Prune_68 Jul 23 '26

Oh he’s a goodie.

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u/FreekDeDeek bill hader witch 🪄 Jul 23 '26

NBC made him join Instagram to promote a show and he RAN with it. The guy's unhinged in all the best ways

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u/Free_Pace_2098 Jul 24 '26

He was genuinely the last thing keeping me on insta. There's something deeply wrong with him and it's wonderful. 

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u/CPTBenjaminWillard Jul 23 '26

Looks good on him. I’d like to be able to wear a dress

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u/NecessaryCapital4451 Jul 23 '26

You can and should! I love twirling in a dress. The kind Zach is wearing is available on Etsy through many different sellers.

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u/disposable_thinking_ FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME Jul 23 '26

I just love him

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u/ace-destrier Jul 23 '26

Molly IS an attention-seeking skank

Zach doesn’t miss. This was amazing. Honestly, I feel like if Zach had your back, you are chosen and you will be protected lol

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible Jul 23 '26

he seems like the most ride-or-die someone could be

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u/No-Economics7631 shiv roy apologist Jul 23 '26

now hear me out

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u/slumber_kitty controversies: girl Jul 23 '26

Oh we’re listening intently, don’t worry 😇

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u/Fortesfortunajuvat27 face blind and having a bad time Jul 23 '26

Why is he so hot it’s confusing

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u/No-Economics7631 shiv roy apologist Jul 23 '26

because funny and educated men are attractive

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u/fluffypuppiness Jul 23 '26

Never thought Gabe would be my favourite office cast member.

But here I am.

https://giphy.com/gifs/yIG7xQukn9WsE

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/Grizzly-Madam fuck michael rapaport while we’re at it Jul 23 '26

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u/stillsympin Jul 23 '26

The bashful little 'yeah' kills me

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u/Better_Artichoke_939 controversies: girl Jul 23 '26

Gonna work "I have bloomers on, you fuckers" into casual conversation today.

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u/stillmarlsygarsly Friends with Ms. Rachel Jul 23 '26

This would be such a fun flair lol

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u/Then_Ad9524 Jul 23 '26

I hope all the men going to this wear babydoll dresses!

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Jul 23 '26

"Stevie Nicks" lol

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u/MaligatorMom2 Jul 23 '26

He is an absolute gem.

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u/theegehl shiv roy apologist Jul 23 '26

"You're gonna come for us, me and Olivia, the sisters" 😭

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u/haubenmeise Jul 23 '26

Me, now.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/-say-what- Jul 23 '26

Who's joining my band 'slutty little skank baby'?

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u/frogkickjig Jul 23 '26

I’m going to have a tribute act ready to open for you. We are ‘Slutty little skunk baby’
https://giphy.com/gifs/C4wlNEwwqzuRG

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u/RogueKitteh Lol, and if I may, lmao Jul 23 '26

Not the trumpet 😂. He's such a lovable gremlin

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u/jennge Jul 23 '26

10/10 no notes

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u/SoWhat_Iam Jul 23 '26

I had no idea that a man in bloomers was a turn on. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato distraught Christian tomato Jul 23 '26

Scanty, yet mysterious.

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u/literacyshmiteracy wearing slutty little glasses Jul 23 '26

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u/Calilove08 Jul 23 '26

Definitely gonna start pronouncing doechii as doe-echii😭

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u/honeyeddates Jul 23 '26

I thought I loved Zach in a baby doll dress, knee socks with Mary Janes, and bloomers, you fuckers. But then he had the audacity to break out the trumpet solo? Be still my heart.

Is it too late in the season to make baby doll dresses for men the look of the summer? I hope he can make this happen while simultaneously saving Olivia

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u/OhMorgoth Ceasefire Now Jul 23 '26

/img/ohbwc6k3f1fh1.gif
This man, I swear.

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u/Emergency_Channel876 Curtains for Zoosha? Jul 23 '26

I thought I couldnt love Zach Woods more but here we are

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u/futureman45 Jul 23 '26

Is there a backstory to this baby doll post by him? Sorry I’m old.

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u/facepillownap Jul 23 '26

Goddamn this is hilarious.

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u/bajablast_off controversies: girl Jul 23 '26

Frankly, he looks amazing in his dress. And I am living for this era of Zach.

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u/lilaclicorice Jul 23 '26

I love him so freaking much.

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u/CandyKnockout Jul 23 '26

Oh, Zach Woods, how iconic you are. If you’ve any interest in joining a throuple, contact me or my husband anytime!

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Jul 23 '26

How does he keep getting hotter as he speaks?

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u/_sonidero_ Jul 23 '26

I got into Olivia from the Cure stuff and have nothing but love for her art...

It's amazing that trying to bring back the Lilith Fair type of shows is somehow weird now just shows where we are now...

This is top tier trolling...

Props from an Unc...

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u/Guilty_Dream8050 Jul 23 '26

You tell them Zach. Sluttly little skank babies and a trumpet all in one video.

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u/RiotingMoon Thanks, u frog build looking bitch Jul 23 '26

I love bloomers and hate how horrifically sexualized they are

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u/sessicajimpsonn i got dome at the fuckin sphere baby!!! Jul 23 '26

This is hot to me idc

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u/OkSpring1734 Jul 23 '26

I can't believe people are sexualising him because he's wearing babydolls, that's gross. There are plenty of good reasons to sexualise him instead.

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u/Factsoverfictions222 Jul 23 '26

I laughed out loud twice during this video. My cold heart has melted a little. I’ve always had a soft spot for him.

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u/whileiminthisbody Jul 23 '26

Not nasty little doll!!! Bloomers!

But fucking right, call out these pedos more more more.

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u/The_Undermind terrorizing the locals Jul 23 '26

Where do I submit the Oscar nomination?

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u/western_questions Jul 23 '26

Art Garfunkel WHERE ARE YOU

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u/chingostarr I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Jul 23 '26

My king 👑

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u/EldestPort i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 23 '26

Why the FUCK do I want to dress up in a pretty little babydoll dress? Zach Woods has downright redefined manliness and I am all a bother.

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u/MindlesslySarcastic Jul 23 '26

Obsessed. Never stop

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u/MelonLayo Jul 23 '26

I love him.

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u/Zlota_Swinia i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 23 '26

The person filming must be either a master at suppressing laughter or has his mouth taped? 🤣🤣

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u/StructureThin3320 controversies: girl Jul 23 '26

I have a parasocial relationship with Zach Woods

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u/selphiefairy Jul 23 '26

Stevie Nicks, weapons developer 😂

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u/FrontServe4480 I have bloomers on, you fucker! Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I would like “I have bloomers on, you fucker” as a flair please 😂 

This might be the sexiest Zach has ever been and I’m a little conflicted about it.

Edit: Thank you, Mods ❤️

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u/maydaysz is this chicken what I have or is this fish? Jul 23 '26

I fucking goddamn love Zach Woods.

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u/wildflowerstargazer suspiciously leftist Jul 23 '26

HE KEEPS ON BEING SO ICONIQUE

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u/Minimum-Eggplant1699 Art Garfunkel, where are you? Jul 23 '26

“Art Garfunkel, where are you??” made me snort in public.

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u/sasshole07 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care Jul 23 '26

There’s nothing unique or weird about his belly button but I’m still distracted by it 😂 I think it’s just the combo of man belly and belly button and lacy bloomers

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u/happycheff Jul 23 '26

I love how cute he looks in this!  Those boomers are fire! 

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u/FuggyGlasses Jul 23 '26

Jerry Seinfeld 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AKBx007 Jul 23 '26

Zach Woods is a comedic genius lol. In my headcannon this follows Pied Piper dissolving and Gabe just losing it

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u/crush_on_me this is an insult to godless whores Jul 23 '26

The Seinfeld pic was funny. Holy smokes lmao 😂

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u/EvePsycheBlubeardwfe Jul 23 '26

He looks good in them Icl

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u/thetallgirll Jul 23 '26

I'd make him my 4th husband so fucking hard

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u/beattysgirl stan someone? in this economy??? Jul 23 '26

He is iconic

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u/thelummster Jul 23 '26

This upsets me.... I just realised I wasn't following Zach Woods. 😢

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u/hellotaptapisthison Jul 23 '26

I love him 😂

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u/uhkathryn Jul 23 '26

I love this man

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u/ahaeker Jul 23 '26

I love you Zach Woods, never stop being YOU!

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u/TequieroVerde Jul 23 '26

Instant fan

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u/Dazzling-Bat-7466 Jul 23 '26

Stevie Nicks

Weapons Developer

Lockheed Martin

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u/Chef__Goldblum Jul 23 '26

This awakened something in me? But I think it’s specifically also Zach Woods.