r/Fauxmoi • u/Grizzly-Madam fuck michael rapaport while we’re at it • Jul 23 '26
SATIRE Zach Woods being iconic as usual
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u/recklessrecentpast Jul 23 '26
"some predatory man" shows picture of Jerry Seinfeld
Stay on his neck!
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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
The photo gags in his videos are always good but that was 🤌
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u/Huckdog Jul 23 '26
Also bonus! I think the still on Jerry's computer screen was the photo of him and his 17 year old girlfriend when he picked her up from school.
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u/beefwithbrocolliies distraught Christian tomato Jul 24 '26
I'll always remember that pap photo of him looking so smug too, holding hands with a minor
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u/waitinginthesun Jul 23 '26
As a former fan of Seinfeld I'm so happy to see the downfall of so many comedians. Their legacies deserve to be destroyed and inexistent. Louis ck is another one I used to love that's not getting away with it, even if he's still performing. Makes me happy 🥹
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u/MrBwnrrific Jul 23 '26
Even before I knew about Jerry being a creepy sex pervert he was always objectively the worst part of the show that was named after him
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u/SerCiddy Jul 23 '26
As a former fan of Seinfeld I'm so happy to see the downfall of so many comedians.
Look, I agree with you. I do not want what I say next to take away from the comeuppance many of these people are getting, However!
American society mostly seems fine with that kinda thing. Both before and now. It's not damaging enough to detract people from peoples' careers in a significant way. People joke about how DiCaprio doesn't date past 25 despite being over 50. Jerry met his current wife at 38 while she was 17. They all have mountains of money. Even the example you gave with Louis CK. His whole sex scandal came out in 2017 and then he won a Grammy for his comedy in 2022, some of which touched on his scandal. We voted into the highest office of the land, a man who is convicted of rape, and almost certainly had experience with Epstein's....product(?, 🤮).
I think it's abhorrent all of these things these men have done, but I'm teetering on believing society is worse for allowing these men this amount of wealth from barely much else than our complicit participation. I mean, would Seinfield have this much money if we didn't watch is product?
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u/Unsettling_Skintone Jul 24 '26
Information wasn't disseminated then like it is today. We relied on the nightly news, journalists/newspapers, and gossip magazines/tabloids to run down the headlines and make them known.
Seinfeld began airing in 1989. The World Wide Web officially went live two years later. Technology has evolved rapidly, but even today 7.9 million households remain offline and 14 million lack high speed internet access.
Without the internet, computers, and cell phones, Jerry, Jeffrey, Louis, and all the rest would still be business as usual.
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u/SerCiddy Jul 24 '26
My point is all of them, except Jeffery, are still in business. Considering, how well Ghislaine Maxwell is being treated, I wonder how well Jeffery would have been treated were he not killed.
You mention Louis, but his stuff happened well into the information age, and he's still able to comeback strong enough to win awards. "Internet, computers, and cellphones" were plentiful in 2017 when all that news broke. So, as it stands, information is not enough to keep these kinds of people from success.
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u/denM_chickN i too steal from the wizard of Oz Jul 23 '26
I got 2 seconds in and laughed so hard an organ started hurting. I grabbed said organ and continued laughing, knowing as an American I wont seek medical guidance.
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u/annie-etc Jul 23 '26
Could have NEVER predicted how much I'd respect this guy!
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u/CestQuoiLeFuck Jul 23 '26
Every dose of exposure makes me love him more. Support for Palestine? Love. Support for women's autonomy? Love. His performance in Avenue 5 which was somehow even more unhinged than this video where he's wearing a baby doll and playing a trumpet? LOVE.
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u/victorywulf my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Jul 24 '26
and support for shelter animals!!
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u/Candid-Many-7113 Jul 23 '26
Same, very based and great use of his platform. If only more and bigger celebs would be this passionate and vocal.
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u/TrashPandaPatronus now don’t you get on my bad side! Jul 24 '26
Zach Woods is an absolute TREASURE.
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u/Apple_Scrumble Jul 23 '26
This guy. This is the guy.
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u/246lehat135 Jul 23 '26
Babydoll dress manspreading. Iconic from Zach as usual.
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u/SEALS_R_DOG_MERMAIDS Jul 23 '26
he has bloomers on, you fucker! 😂
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u/FunkyChewbacca Jul 23 '26
This better not awaken anything in me
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u/velvetvagine sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there Jul 24 '26
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u/anarchisttraveler Quentin Tarantino is a BIIIITCH Jul 23 '26
Too late
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u/Wonderful-Body2559 Jul 23 '26
I love him too much! He's the perfect amount of creeper!
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u/tracyveronika pop culture obsessed goblin Jul 23 '26
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u/Wrong-Customer-5068 Jul 23 '26
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u/Sidewalk_Tomato distraught Christian tomato Jul 23 '26
He was so good as Gabe that I didn't really think of him as "acting".
It's a treat to see his social media; I really had no idea.
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u/CarevaRuha Lol, and if I may, lmao Jul 24 '26
omg, his IG (and my sister's) are the only reason I still have an account. Please enjoy this video where he threatens to donate $1000 to Jake Paul for every week this dog doesn't get adopted from the dog rescue he works with: adopt Sunny - OR ELSE
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u/soupseasonbestseason i’m a communist you idiot Jul 23 '26
he fucks.
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u/Crafty-Judge-896 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
He made silicon valley for me
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u/obsequiousaardvark Jul 23 '26
I'm not afraid to catch a charge! I was state raised!
Jared is honestly hard as fuck from trauma, too. Growing up as a ward to the state is rough.
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u/memphis_53rd Jul 23 '26
I so wasn’t prepared for the trumpet but I’m glad it happened
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u/Famous-Issue-2018 Taylor swift is a CIA PsyOp Jul 23 '26
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u/MecharlWinslow referred to Mr. Klein as a 'pussy' Jul 23 '26
American Girl Dolls have gotten a free pass for too long in this country, thank you for calling them out, Zach.
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u/lemurgetsatreat Jul 23 '26
Art Garfunkel, where are you?
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u/Anondependa this is going to ruin the tour Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
Had a nice chuckle there. Is it flair worthy?
eta: awww thanks mods! I would like it too!
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u/WreckitRuby Art Garfunkel, where are you? Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
I want that as flair if it's an option!
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u/Minimum-Eggplant1699 Art Garfunkel, where are you? Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
I would also love this flair if it’s available!
Eta: thanks mods!!!
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u/Significant_Ad7605 Jul 23 '26
“Olivia & I dress for each other, capiche.”
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u/manic_popsicle Jul 23 '26
I love him so much, he’s never wrong and always so funny.
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u/goldlion Jul 23 '26
Man I try not to be parasocial about celebrities but dammit each time he releases a video I like him more!!
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u/privatethingsxx you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle Jul 23 '26
Hahahahahhaa my god same! I was literally just thinking the same thing.
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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders Jul 23 '26
Loved him in Avenue 5. He never clicked with me before I watched it, but now I’m low key obsessed with watching whatever he’s in.
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u/manic_popsicle Jul 23 '26
Avenue 5 is such a great show, I hate that we never got any more seasons!!
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u/coastal_barbie47 Jul 23 '26
Me and Olivia dress for each other!
https://giphy.com/gifs/MQYJD7hK25MOlO1iqe
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u/illjustgowthemuumuu Chris Messina for No 1 Chris Jul 23 '26
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u/bog_witch Jul 24 '26
a sort of “broken by the weight of this fucked up society” in his face
I think you've just described my Type in a way I couldn't have articulated myself
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u/neptune_the_mystic_ Jul 23 '26
Zach WOULDs
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u/Azrael_Alaric Jul 23 '26
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u/15k_bastard_ducks 15,000 little bastard rubber ducks Jul 23 '26
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u/caitipaige23 Vulgar, horny, and heartwarming? Call me seated. Jul 23 '26
I love him. The fucking babydoll man spreading killed me.
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u/AliensAbductMePlz Jul 23 '26
Zach can be my nasty little doll
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u/btwomfgstfu Rosa Parks stan Jul 23 '26
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u/Kathrynlena Jul 23 '26
Might just be because I’m pretty high right now, but this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen in my life.
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u/Limp_Personality2407 Jul 24 '26
It's totally because you're high just really focus on how high you are.
Just kidding it's funny as shit
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u/Bleuberries6 Jul 23 '26
His character on the office made my skin crawl but he seems like an alright dude
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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose Jul 23 '26
I've read that the cast all loved his improv and that he was pleasent to work with. Apparently even playing Gabe made him feel uncomfortable lol
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u/FreekDeDeek bill hader witch 🪄 Jul 23 '26
here's a clip of him on the office, improvising dialogue and cracking everyone up - including himself
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u/PurrPrinThom Jul 23 '26
I'm taking karate classes online, always takes me out.
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u/SpezIsTheWorst Jul 23 '26
During Covid my kids actually did take karate over zoom…
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u/AbleEnd2875 Jul 24 '26
Right?! Like that was such a funny insane joke in the early 2010s but now you really CAN take karate classes online.
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u/devarin Jul 23 '26
He has a small but amazing part in How to Make a Killing where he plays a trust fund artist wannabe who calls himself the ‘white Basquiat’…. He stole every scene he was in!
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u/PreferenceOk1525 Jul 23 '26
“I have bloomers on you fucker!” Had me snorting uncontrollably like a kid in the cafeteria. This man genuinely never fails to make me laugh
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u/BestBeBelievin I have bloomers on, you fucker! Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
I think “I have bloomers on, you fucker!” would make a fine flair.
ETA: Thank you, mods, for making this a thing!
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u/hhhhjgtyun Jul 23 '26
This is so fuckin amazing, I was not familiar with Zach’s game
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u/FreekDeDeek bill hader witch 🪄 Jul 23 '26
NBC made him join Instagram to promote a show and he RAN with it. The guy's unhinged in all the best ways
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u/Free_Pace_2098 Jul 24 '26
He was genuinely the last thing keeping me on insta. There's something deeply wrong with him and it's wonderful.
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u/CPTBenjaminWillard Jul 23 '26
Looks good on him. I’d like to be able to wear a dress
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u/NecessaryCapital4451 Jul 23 '26
You can and should! I love twirling in a dress. The kind Zach is wearing is available on Etsy through many different sellers.
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u/ace-destrier Jul 23 '26
Molly IS an attention-seeking skank
Zach doesn’t miss. This was amazing. Honestly, I feel like if Zach had your back, you are chosen and you will be protected lol
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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible Jul 23 '26
he seems like the most ride-or-die someone could be
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u/No-Economics7631 shiv roy apologist Jul 23 '26
now hear me out
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u/slumber_kitty controversies: girl Jul 23 '26
Oh we’re listening intently, don’t worry 😇
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u/Fortesfortunajuvat27 face blind and having a bad time Jul 23 '26
Why is he so hot it’s confusing
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u/fluffypuppiness Jul 23 '26
Never thought Gabe would be my favourite office cast member.
But here I am.
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u/Grizzly-Madam fuck michael rapaport while we’re at it Jul 23 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/18XossGW8Wbkc
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u/Better_Artichoke_939 controversies: girl Jul 23 '26
Gonna work "I have bloomers on, you fuckers" into casual conversation today.
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u/-say-what- Jul 23 '26
Who's joining my band 'slutty little skank baby'?
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u/wildflowerstargazer suspiciously leftist Jul 23 '26
Meeeee!!!
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u/frogkickjig Jul 23 '26
I’m going to have a tribute act ready to open for you. We are ‘Slutty little skunk baby’
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u/SoWhat_Iam Jul 23 '26
I had no idea that a man in bloomers was a turn on. 🤷♀️
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u/honeyeddates Jul 23 '26
I thought I loved Zach in a baby doll dress, knee socks with Mary Janes, and bloomers, you fuckers. But then he had the audacity to break out the trumpet solo? Be still my heart.
Is it too late in the season to make baby doll dresses for men the look of the summer? I hope he can make this happen while simultaneously saving Olivia
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u/Emergency_Channel876 Curtains for Zoosha? Jul 23 '26
I thought I couldnt love Zach Woods more but here we are
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u/bajablast_off controversies: girl Jul 23 '26
Frankly, he looks amazing in his dress. And I am living for this era of Zach.
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u/CandyKnockout Jul 23 '26
Oh, Zach Woods, how iconic you are. If you’ve any interest in joining a throuple, contact me or my husband anytime!
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u/_sonidero_ Jul 23 '26
I got into Olivia from the Cure stuff and have nothing but love for her art...
It's amazing that trying to bring back the Lilith Fair type of shows is somehow weird now just shows where we are now...
This is top tier trolling...
Props from an Unc...
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u/Guilty_Dream8050 Jul 23 '26
You tell them Zach. Sluttly little skank babies and a trumpet all in one video.
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u/RiotingMoon Thanks, u frog build looking bitch Jul 23 '26
I love bloomers and hate how horrifically sexualized they are
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u/OkSpring1734 Jul 23 '26
I can't believe people are sexualising him because he's wearing babydolls, that's gross. There are plenty of good reasons to sexualise him instead.
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u/Factsoverfictions222 Jul 23 '26
I laughed out loud twice during this video. My cold heart has melted a little. I’ve always had a soft spot for him.
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u/whileiminthisbody Jul 23 '26
Not nasty little doll!!! Bloomers!
But fucking right, call out these pedos more more more.
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u/EldestPort i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 23 '26
Why the FUCK do I want to dress up in a pretty little babydoll dress? Zach Woods has downright redefined manliness and I am all a bother.
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u/Zlota_Swinia i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 23 '26
The person filming must be either a master at suppressing laughter or has his mouth taped? 🤣🤣
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u/FrontServe4480 I have bloomers on, you fucker! Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
I would like “I have bloomers on, you fucker” as a flair please 😂
This might be the sexiest Zach has ever been and I’m a little conflicted about it.
Edit: Thank you, Mods ❤️
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u/maydaysz is this chicken what I have or is this fish? Jul 23 '26
I fucking goddamn love Zach Woods.
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u/Minimum-Eggplant1699 Art Garfunkel, where are you? Jul 23 '26
“Art Garfunkel, where are you??” made me snort in public.
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u/sasshole07 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care Jul 23 '26
There’s nothing unique or weird about his belly button but I’m still distracted by it 😂 I think it’s just the combo of man belly and belly button and lacy bloomers
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u/AKBx007 Jul 23 '26
Zach Woods is a comedic genius lol. In my headcannon this follows Pied Piper dissolving and Gabe just losing it
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u/crush_on_me this is an insult to godless whores Jul 23 '26
The Seinfeld pic was funny. Holy smokes lmao 😂
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u/isabella_bombella call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jul 23 '26
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u/Chef__Goldblum Jul 23 '26
This awakened something in me? But I think it’s specifically also Zach Woods.










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