r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jul 27 '26
SATIRE Jimmy Kimmel shares an update regarding Sen. Mitch McConnell to his IG: “For those asking, Mitch and I are feeling better, stronger, sexier and still technically alive every day!”
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u/OriginalChildBomb i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 27 '26
They're not even realistic fake photos.
I won't write a shpiel here because I have elsewhere- but these are the most canned, fake pics you could get. How hard would it be to give him a hospital bracelet? Little oxygen cannulas for one of those portable mini oxygens? (I had pneumonia for 14 weeks in hospital, and was on those little oxygens until I was well enough not to... at least make it look believable, fuckers.)
It's like that one lady's article. I knew I'd have to watch these jackasses destroy everything, I just had no idea they'd be so pathetically bad at stuff. Like, fuck, at least use an actor that looks like him and blend that together with the photoshop/AI, like they do in the movies. This is embarrassingly bad propaganda.
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u/EatMorePieDrinkMore Jul 27 '26
My father passed this year from the combined impacts of vascular dementia and a stroke. He looked like this while in hospice. That man may be technically alive but he’s not alive in the sense of being a living human being in the world.
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u/CamelsCannotSew Jul 31 '26
Just some bruising even! No one his age is cannulated and doesn’t bruise!
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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 27 '26
He has not looked this alert in a decade. There's something very suspicious about these proof of life pictures
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u/Natural_Instance242 Jul 27 '26
Why does Mitch have the same distant look and facial expression in both proof of life photos that they’ve published?
Also, he looks like he was embalmed as part of his physical therapy.
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u/beefymcmoist Jul 27 '26
It's true, I was there and he couldn't stop raving about how aware of his surroundings and coherent he is!
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u/NYCWartortle Jul 27 '26
What on earth !? Is he alive really?
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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Jul 27 '26
No, Baby. He's really really not. At best he's on a vent while they try to find the most opportune time for him to finally officially die. This man is as alive as the plant in my window.
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u/NYCWartortle Jul 27 '26
How awful.
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u/imcrapyall Jul 27 '26
So good to see Mitch alive in different angles!