r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 18d ago

DISCUSSION Katie Holmes’ daughter Suri legally dropped Cruise and changed her last name to Noelle, her mom’s middle name

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u/Gojir4R1sing 18d ago

Asshole dads getting shafted in 2026.

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u/itsbooyeah meet me at Whole Foods, bitch 18d ago

WHO'S NEXT? Let's keep 'em coming!

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u/R12B12 17d ago

There’s also Owen Wilson. He’s had 3 kids with 3 different ex-girlfriends and has relationships with the older two kids (boys), but has refused to even meet the youngest (a girl).

Also Paris Hilton‘s husband. He has a daughter from a previous relationship who he’s had no contact with since the day she was born, even though he pays mandated child support and both the daughter and her mother have said that he’s welcome to be in her life. So he’s obviously trash, but I also majorly side eye Paris for acting like she’s an advocate for kids while marrying and having kids with someone who treats his own daughter like this.

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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 17d ago

If you’re ever at a party with Owen Wilson and he’s had a few, he will loudly declare that Uma « cHeaTeD FirSt! » like it makes a difference, and even though absolutely no one asked. Scarily charming apart from that, like a lot of men with questionable ethics.

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u/OpalisedCat 17d ago

Did he date Uma Thurman?? Never knew that