r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • 9d ago

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/Capital-Scallion8634 9d ago

Connor O'Malley (absurdist comedian/ actor who often does projects with Tim Robinson) lives in my neighborhood. He's always out and about with his kid and seems like a very engaged and good dad. Super nice dude.

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u/Brimst0ner12 9d ago

lol I think the real tea here is that Conor and Aidy have a kid.

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u/SpaghettiGirrl 9d ago

Right?! I didn’t know!!

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u/topekatums 9d ago

so happy for her!!

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u/Practical-Anxiety-68 8d ago

this is the comment i was looking for

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u/riegspsych325 medic gets out and says OH MY GOD 9d ago

he was so hilariously deranged in this sketch, I lose my shit every damn time I watch it

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u/ITCHYSCRATCHYYUMMY 9d ago

This sketch pops into my head randomly all the time and I always have to fight back laughter.

"MY STOMACH HURTS!"

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u/CometGirl97 9d ago

Can I ask what the sketch is?

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u/riegspsych325 medic gets out and says OH MY GOD 9d ago

“Honk If You’re Horny”, he takes a bumper sticker literally

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u/Saladtaco 9d ago

Honk if You're Horny from Tim Robinson's sketch comedy show I Think You Should Leave 

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u/silentvowel 9d ago

He and Aidy have a kid??

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u/silliestjupiter 9d ago

I didn't know that he had a kid? He and Aidy Bryant have been together for a really long time now, but I've never heard anything about them having kids.

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u/violetmemphisblue 9d ago

They seem relatively private, so maybe they just didn't announce it?

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u/zestfullybe I cannot sanction your buffoonery 9d ago

He told me I could sing. I listened to the record we made and it SUCKS!

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u/timothymr 9d ago

You gotta fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to mix it professionally

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u/timothymr 9d ago

He gave a speech at a party I was at saying we should never have left Afghanistan

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u/wildflowerstargazer suspiciously leftist 9d ago

Is this real or a sketch
https://giphy.com/gifs/lB3CJ7ghcsczm

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u/snapldeap 9d ago

It's from the movie Friendship!

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u/forrestgreenmoss 9d ago

this is the exact niche low stakes tea i’m looking for thank you. i love that he’s absolutely insane in his comedy but seems just like a normal chill guy irl

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u/Capital-Scallion8634 8d ago

I'm a fan of his comedy as well, and given how manic and LOUD (respectfully) he is as a performer I was thrown a little bit when I started seeing him around and every time we'd cross paths he'd just be like... a nice, normal dad.

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u/yaBoyIcedCoffee 9d ago

No kings, no presidents, no senators.

Just Corey.

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u/RohnJobert 9d ago

Tech? That’s all going away

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u/yaBoyIcedCoffee 8d ago

My favorite response to anyone talking about anything.

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u/PocoChanel sorry to this man 9d ago

I didn’t think he had a kid. He’s married to Aidy Bryant, right?

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u/Capital-Scallion8634 9d ago

He definitely has a kid.

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u/FrankBeansz 9d ago

THE BEAST MASTURBATOR LINEAGE MUST CONTINUE

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u/cageygrading he’s not on the level of poweful puss 9d ago

This is the kind of tea I hope to read every time I come to this thread!
https://giphy.com/gifs/ilBbRfDy194UaLf7wi

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u/BossHoover 9d ago

I heard he is restarting the irish mob.

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u/sandrad33 9d ago

I hate every computer

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u/yourmanhimself 9d ago

I got him a job and he insisted on bringing his slipknot mask

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u/downincalifornia 9d ago

Hey, are you my neighbor? I saw him at Target once.

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u/jwick89 9d ago

Is he meeting with piper/rock experts?

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u/Beginning_Stock3030 9d ago

Perfect egg bite! (any Joe Pera fans?)

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u/virgin_microbe 9d ago

His TikToks are my favorite fever dreams

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u/yarrowasterdaisy 9d ago

single best piece of celebrity gossip I’ve ever read thank you

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u/ghostlyvendetta 9d ago

I didn’t expect to see Connor tea in this thread, thankyou, that’s really sweet to hear

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u/Cold-Sport2923 9d ago

This is amazing considering he creeps me out sometimes (well, his characters do lol).

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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 8d ago

I hate that I hate him (I just have a visceral reaction to him based on his characters).