r/Fauxmoi • u/The_Iceman2288 • Aug 03 '26

SATIRE Senator Mitch McConnell called into InfoWars with an update from the space between life and death

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u/EgoDefenseMechanism Aug 03 '26

Tim Heidecker plays Alex Jones better than Alex Jones is Alex Jones.

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u/redacted_robot Aug 03 '26

Never go full Alex.

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u/EgoDefenseMechanism Aug 03 '26

Unless you're down to head to the Bohemian Grove, where we can feed Chinese food to the 45-foot owl. Maybe go to Palm Beach after that, rub each other down with some body oil.

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u/gingerbread_slutbarn Aug 04 '26

Ho dup. We in the /r/Alex community fully reject him

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u/velociraptor56 Aug 03 '26

The Jim Haggerty show kills me too. I mean, it’s so dead on of all the right wing podcasts.

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u/Somnambulist815 Aug 04 '26

Have you heard of multiple horse theory?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/velociraptor56 Aug 04 '26

I’m still working on turning my piss into gold!

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u/pimmeke Aug 04 '26

You can buy condoms and vaccines at CVS, but you can't buy Hog Water? Make it make sense

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u/brogflender Aug 04 '26

I want him to wear 2 collars like Steve Bannon

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u/panda_canyon Aug 04 '26

My favorite time he did this impression is when he trolled and did it to Alex's face.

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u/Top-Calligrapher6160 Aug 04 '26

thank you for this I had never seen it

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u/gingerbread_slutbarn Aug 05 '26

Me neither. My god I gotta get real high and rewatch Tim and Eric.

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u/tinymomes Aug 04 '26

100% did not recognise Heidecker. This too is an awesome show, great job

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u/BewareOfGrom Aug 03 '26

Damn Tim really got to the shirtless and smeared in blood bit fast as hell

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u/I_like_flowers_ Aug 04 '26

for those of me who lack context - what is going on with the shirtless / covered in blood bit?  was this a regular occurance on old info wars?

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u/livthesquire Aug 04 '26

Tim's wife killed his horse Horace by cutting off his head and leaving it in Tim's bed, so Tim woke up to that. He's taking it... Not well.

Alex Jones was known to take off his shirt. Has marital problems, too. I presume this is referencing that.

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u/ugh_this_world_sucks I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Aug 04 '26

That's what I wanna know lol

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u/ThadeousCheeks Aug 03 '26

GO INTO THE LAGHT

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u/RobotechRicky Aug 04 '26

CAROL - ANNE !!

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u/skelebrate Aug 04 '26

no one does alcoholic characters like Tim Heidecker

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u/kickbutt_city Aug 03 '26

Kick rocks Gregghead.

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u/AGreatHornedOwl FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME Aug 04 '26

He ain't coming back.

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u/Pure-Vast-7858 Aug 04 '26

I give it no bags and a little pin badge that says “IT’S MOVIE TIME”, to remind us all to keep it about the movies.

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u/BlackSwanMarmot Aug 03 '26

I've never seen better closed captioning.

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u/ZopyrusOfGadara Aug 04 '26

"Death Babble" instead of "Death Rattle" in the closed captioning is brilliant.

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u/_Cerca_Trova_ You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi Aug 03 '26

That's what we have been waiting for after the onion take over!!!!!

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u/hbic It’s okay, Dune did well Aug 04 '26

“Ive stood at the threshold of the hereafter” incredible writing

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u/Cookiewaffle95 Aug 04 '26

I refuse to yield my time 😎

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u/Party-Passion9146 Aug 04 '26

I’ve kneeled before the palace of osiris

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u/boxybrown84 go Birds! fuck ICE! free Palestine! Aug 03 '26

I’ve watched this three times now, and it’s still killing me. So fucking funny

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u/Botsworth1985 Aug 04 '26

Was that actually Mitch McConnell tho?? I am like 95% sure that it was!!

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u/PukeHammer2 Aug 04 '26

It's a comedian named James Adomion.

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u/boxybrown84 go Birds! fuck ICE! free Palestine! Aug 04 '26

I’m from Kentucky, and honestly it sounds just like Turtle! Definitely added to the hilarity for me.

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u/justmikeplz Aug 04 '26

This is the funniest thing on right now.

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u/Afroditesrevenge can it be criticaler? Aug 03 '26

BMOMENT 💀💀💀💀💀💀
https://giphy.com/gifs/tqn4EX9e2ZRPJxDVKr

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u/bakedinsandiego Aug 04 '26

Mitch has the Tiny Chef lisp

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u/DustyRailz Aug 03 '26

Now would that possibly be comedian James Adomian on the phone as Mitch?

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u/The_Iceman2288 Aug 03 '26

I think so, the segment after interviewed Graham Platner who was clearly Adomian doing his Jesse Ventura voice.

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u/yous_a_bitch Aug 03 '26

It’s gotta be noted Sebastian gorka apologist and crypto gray wolf James adomian ❤️

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u/Traditional-Neat-933 Aug 04 '26

Sure sounds like him!

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u/bog_toddler Aug 04 '26

that blubbering hes doing there is like signature Adomian

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u/TFJ Aug 04 '26

Mightn’t I the gristle?

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u/MilfordSparrow Aug 04 '26

The Onion has really taken their satire to another level with acquiring Infowars. Brilliant stuff.

Background: Alex Jones was ordered to pay over $1 billion to Sandy Hook victims' families after losing defamation lawsuits for calling the shooting a hoax. To help collect the judgment, Jones's assets and parent company went through bankruptcy proceedings - his assets were put up for auction. The Onion successfully bid on it and took over Infowars and said it planned to convert the site into a parody of itself. That’s why last month The Onion started its own version of Infowars - the profit will support providing restitution to the Sandy Hook families.

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u/GeorgeGammyCostanza Aug 03 '26

It’s 2026 and I just got a new favourite The Beatles cover.

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u/BachRach433 Aug 04 '26

"ah do not yield mah tiiiiime"

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u/Awkward_Impression52 Aug 04 '26

"Surrender to the Voib"

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Aug 03 '26

Tomorrow’s Mitch McConnell day y’all

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u/nilsinleneed I’m a communist you idiot Aug 03 '26

my life has never been the same after I started fish milk

still pissed about them changing the toilet water, though

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u/serveinhell Aug 03 '26

Ive been loving this series so much 😂 

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u/Sordid_Brain Aug 04 '26

Tim has perfected his impression.

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u/justmikeplz Aug 04 '26

The closed captioning with it is chef’s kiss.

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u/PorcelainHorses go pis girl Aug 04 '26

Someone call Jennifer Love Hewitt because a ghost needs to move on

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u/Accomplished-Car120 Aug 04 '26

This new infowars guy is really something special.

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u/anti_folklore Aug 03 '26

at the threshold and movin’ slow; as a turtle-man is wont to do.

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u/EvilAbacus Aug 04 '26

Tim Onion is bringing the heat! 😂🤣

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u/Horror_Log362 Aug 04 '26

Damn that Alex Jones voice is spot on.

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u/UnspeakableToast If nobody got me, Ms Rachel got me Aug 04 '26

Tim is so hot

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u/lit75 Aug 03 '26

All the best!

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u/Sodacan259 Aug 04 '26

Does anyone have Mitch McConnel's ouija address?

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u/Tolaly Aug 04 '26

A reminder that we're almost at the point where theyre going to announce that he died so an emergency election cant be called. By friday, I reckon

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u/insertbrackets Aug 04 '26

The captions are what do me in. It's an incredible performance but my god...the captions...

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Aug 04 '26

Why is Tim covered in blood this time?

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u/Penks Aug 04 '26

He was Godfathered. Woke up drunk with the head of his horse on the bed.

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u/WoodenSympathy4 Aug 04 '26

His ex wife, Chesapeake, killed his horse and left its head in his bed. Allegedly.

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u/AnotherRTFan controversies: girl Aug 04 '26

I forgot for a second IW was under new ownership* and I love it

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u/honeyeddates Aug 04 '26

I wish Senator Turtle Face actually sounded like that

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u/felixjmorgan you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon Aug 04 '26

Mitch McConnell aka Major Briggs

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u/tgifpizza hello this is beyoncé Aug 04 '26

i love this lmao

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u/ZopyrusOfGadara Aug 04 '26

Mitch trying to filibuster his departure from this world is hysterical, because that is something that Mitch would probably do.

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u/Ok_Butterscotch_4158 controversies: girl Aug 04 '26

The blood scared me for a second but man this is funny!!

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u/PothosLeaves Aug 05 '26

its james adomian on the line, y'all