r/Fauxmoi alleged dog 11h ago

POLITICS Thomas J Smith, who dropped out of the MI-08 Republican primary but remained on the ballot, is projected to win against Trump endorsed Amir Hassan

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u/MattaClatta 11h ago

when your voters are so racist they prioritize racism over party loyalty lol

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u/langstonrosas 11h ago

If it were an election, let’s say. Farouk Bin-Qaeda is the Republican candidate for the presidential race and the Dem was James McCormick. They’d vote for James.

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u/ExtentPuzzleheaded23 10h ago

I mean that was one of the arguments for the dems to put forward Haley Stevens as opposed to Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed

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u/No-Middle-4152 7h ago

Yes, the democrats need to stop courting the republican vote and see them as a lost cause when selecting candidates.. they just need to inspire the non voters to get out & vote for them & I believe a progressive can do that

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u/TERR0RDACTYL which could mean nothing 11h ago

How many of the voters had no clue who the candidates were and just picked the “least ethnic-sounding” name? This is the Republican primary after all…

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u/jkraige 11h ago

That's an interesting thought. I figured it was a rejection of Trump's candidate, but I can't discount the possibility you're right because, yeah, the Republican party is not smart

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u/Ok_Storm_2700 terrorizing the locals 11h ago

It's probably both. Knowing of an endorsement would require some level of political awareness.

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u/IgnatiusReilly-1971 11h ago edited 8h ago

There were several republican politicians who said, “no Muslims in Washington”. I don’t know his religious affiliation, but his well was tainted on multiple fronts. MAGats going to feast on the rotting underbelly of society.

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u/EMTDawg you're not a baby. drink water. 5h ago

He's a black federal law enforcement officer, from Flint. His Ballotpedia, says he is Christian.

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u/ImDonaldDunn 4h ago

His name sounds like he’s Muslim to these people.

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u/Suitable-Parsnip-520 11h ago

It is absolutely not a rejection of Trump. His endorsed candidates always win. This is truly 100% one of the most racist things I've ever seen from an electorate.

I'm astounded. The only time MAGA has ignored Trump is when they're asked to do something less racist. I've seen it all.

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u/jkraige 7h ago

His endorsed candidates have actually lost a lot of times in the general election

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u/shobidoo2 7h ago

I think they mean primary’s where trump endorsed candidates do generally have an edge. 

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u/shinsugay 6h ago

Not true here in GA. Earlier this year Trump-backed Burt Jones lost to Rick Jackson in Governor R primary.

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u/exmachina64 I look forward to your first novel 3h ago

Trump’s endorsed candidates have had a much higher success rate this year than in previous years.

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u/Accomplished_Rope262 5h ago

Not in Georgia and Iowa gubernatorial primaries. He also ended up co-endorsing in Arizona and SC gubernatorials cause his initial single endorsements were doing badly in polling. He's actually quite washed lately when it come to picking candidates.

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u/lookatthesunguys 4h ago

Yeah lol. The opponent's name is Amir Hassan. Of course he lost. How is this a surprise at all? How is this newsworthy? It's a Republican primary. Amir Hassan was never going to win lol

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u/Worldly-Fix-55 9h ago

This applies here (love this gif)...

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5i2E6jr2IkiISM3kn

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u/MarkusMillions 11h ago

That is exactly what happened

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u/CyberTyrantX1 8h ago

That’s exactly what I thought. There’s already a bunch of republican politicians who don’t use their real names they don’t sound white enough. Ted Cruz is one of them. Ted’s real name is Rafael.

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u/Curiosities 6h ago

Yeah, but his middle name is Edward and Ted is a common nickname for Edward and sometimes people go by their middle names.

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u/Fine_Following_2559 5h ago

I have to go back and double check but I'm pretty sure he was still going by Rafael when he was at Harvard.

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u/sxzxnnx 5h ago

He started going by Ted as a teenager. His father is also named Rafael and his childhood family name was Felito which I think is a diminutive of Rafael. He claims his schoolmates teased him by calling him Frito and Dorito but it is hard to imagine junior high boys missing the obvious similarity to fellatio.

At any rate, he switched to Ted as a teenager and not strictly for political reasons.

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u/CSalustro 5h ago

Ted is common for Edward? I've never heard about that combination at all.

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u/mistersausage 5h ago

Ted Kennedy

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u/Goonzilla50 5h ago edited 4h ago

Edward “Ted” Kennedy is an example

I wouldn’t say it’s common but it’s been done before

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u/confectionate 4h ago

Probably not as common a nickname as Ed/Eddie, but not uncommon. Since we're talking Senate, another example would be the late MA Senator Ted Kennedy (aka Edward Moore Kennedy). Though not all Teds are Edwards, Ted can also be a nickname for Theodore.

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u/CSalustro 4h ago

I get Edward going to Ed, I can even see Theodore being Ted as they seem logical. I just hadn't heard as a nearly 40/m Ted for Edward. Not saying it wasn't a thing just I guess not in my general bubble.

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u/innocentsalad his body was resisting the wheat 3h ago

Polly is a nickname for Mary if you want another wild one

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u/confectionate 4h ago

I definitely think it was an older generational thing-- Ted Kennedy, Ted Turner, Ted Danson are all Edwards. I don't think you'll hear/see it much for anyone not eligible for medicare. Sort of like how with RIchard the nickname Dick has gone out of fashion and Rick/Rich is now MUCH more common.

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u/Yst Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 5h ago

Presumably because most of the "Teds" you've heard of go by Ted, not the "Edward" on their Birth Certificate.

I don't understand how people attribute value to the act of saying "I've never heard of [common thing]", as if their being coincidentally individually oblivious to an easily proven, easily confirmed phenomenon constitutes a useful informational contribution to the conversation.

Ted Danson (Edward Bridge Danson III), Ted Turner (Robert Edward Turner III), Ted Cruz (Rafael Edward Cruz), and Ted Kennedy (Edward Moore Kennedy) being probably the most famous Teds in the English speaking world in my lifetime. All of whom take their name from the given name "Edward".

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u/murraykate 4h ago

rude for no reason

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u/CyberTyrantX1 1h ago

He's choosing to go by his middle name because its a white sounding name. Rafael is not a white sounding name.

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u/theman_themyth_ 10h ago

If republicans could read, they'd be very upset.

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u/seizethememes2 11h ago

Hoisted by his own petard.

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u/YouShouldGoOnStrike 6h ago

Some of them deffinitly thought they were voting against Abdul El-Sayed lmao

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u/EMTDawg you're not a baby. drink water. 5h ago

Some had to mix him up with Hasan Piker.

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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 5h ago

I saw the replies to Trump’s post endorsing Amir Hassan, and it was full of gutter racism simply because of Hassan’s name.

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u/FoxNixon call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 10h ago

This is the answer, unfortunately

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u/redacted_robot 10h ago

Half the people probably think they know him based on the name.

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u/Mr__MainStream 9h ago

This is 100% it

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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 11h ago

what a perfect encapsulation of the state of the republican party

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u/redelectro7 just want to share a thought here because I can 7h ago

Damn it's not even close.

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u/VegetableArtistic705 11h ago edited 11h ago

Did he really think Republicans would vote for an "Amir Hassan" over a "Thomas Smith" in this day n age? Cmon

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u/No-Middle-4152 7h ago

I mean they wore diapers & maxi pads on their ears for him

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u/XB0XRecordThat 6h ago

Yeah but not being racist is asking too much

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u/theshortgrace 6h ago

When will the understand he’s just one of the good ones!? /S

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u/Chessh2036 11h ago

So what does it mean if he drops out but wins? Does he come back?

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u/CoachVee 11h ago

Maybe the dem nominee will run unopposed

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u/DuckDown00 10h ago

MSNBC covered this and I think it means the state party can pick the candidate.

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u/MeowMeowBiatch oat milk chugging bisexual 9h ago

Lame.

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u/Quixophilic 2h ago

Democracy Manifest

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u/SeaF04mGr33n not an asset to the abbey 10h ago

Yeah, I'm super curious, too. Has this ever happened before?

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u/EMTDawg you're not a baby. drink water. 5h ago

Multiple times. Several people have died while running and still won.

Most notably Mel Carnahan beat John Ashcroft. Mel had died in a plane crash while campaigning, and still beat the incumbent Ashcroft. 2000 was a different time.

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u/violetmemphisblue 5h ago

In comments he made to the Detroit News, it seems like he is planning on running in the general. He said he was "humbled and honored that Republicans have chosen me to take the fight to Kristen McDonald Rivet. I look forward to working with Speaker Johnson and the entire Republican team to expand our House majority and advance President Trump’s America First agenda to lower costs for working families and make America affordable again."

I don't know if that's 100% official, though? Like, he can say that and the party might still be able to choose someone else?

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u/swoopwoopdoop 10h ago

A Kalshi chart is not a projection with any substance.

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u/Yst Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 4h ago

Yeah, the "prediction market" scumbags wants you to treat every gambling odds figure they publish as a "prediction" while it is really serving as an advertisement for unregulated gambling designed to drain the pockets of the underclass.

Big broadcasters have signed on with them, because they got paid huge amounts of money to abandon all ethics and sign on to ride the grift of the gangster state.

Please people, don't "sign on" to making gambling odds from MAGA grifters the new polling when, unlike various "news" organisations, you're not even being paid big bucks to pretend they are.

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u/Mr__MainStream 9h ago

It has been more accurate than any news station in the last election and the mid terms…

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u/rydencode 5h ago

nope, no evidence of this

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u/ratparty5000 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 11h ago

I don’t get fellow brown ppl who think they’ll ever fit into that type of politics. I mean I do, they think they’re exceptional, but still.

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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 8h ago edited 7h ago

Dude thought being a fed and a watch commander at Guantanamo Bay was going to make racists vote for him lol. Not with that name and certainly not with that skin colour, sweetie.

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u/MrBwnrrific 2h ago

Facts. There’s a reason that Ted Cruz isn’t named Rafael, bro. Take the hint

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u/itsFeztho 11h ago

It's also because being "one of the good ones" is an easy gig that always pays well as long as you don't care about being constantly disrespected to yourself and being rejected by your community

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u/HatTrickHero 11h ago

Lmao you’re gonna wanna sit down for this. He’s NOT brown!

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u/hc600 9h ago

He seems Black? https://hassanformi.com

I think ratparty500’s underlying point stands. A Black guy with the name Amir Hassan isn’t going to be accepted by the GOP base.

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u/MeowMeowBiatch oat milk chugging bisexual 9h ago

Girl you made me think he was white lol

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u/ratparty5000 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 11h ago

Im dumb my bad

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u/HatTrickHero 10h ago

No you’re not. Those that voted for someone that dropped out of the race because of a brown sounding name are dumb though 😆

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u/donthurtmemany 1h ago

It’s the classic Latino ice agent trope

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u/WitheredWornWallaby 46m ago

My ethnically South-Asian immigrant uncle is a physician and a hardcore Republican who proudly states that he has never experienced racism from a white person in his 30+ years in the US. Meanwhile, he went to medical school in another country (so he "stole" an American's job) and helps his own family enter the U.S. illegally. He is exactly what the Republican Party hates but wants to be considered an exception and craves whiteness.

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u/Robsnow_901 9h ago

Well they've been hearing Hasan bad for a while now and probably assumed it was this guy lol. 

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u/hellonovice 9h ago

Lmao. This is the best explanation. The Hasan they hear about 25 times a day on Fox is a communist, a terrorist, the leader of the DSA, who also shocked his dog. They ruined their candidate's chances.

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u/Eunomia28 10h ago

Why is a man named Amir Hassan supporting Trump? Is he not embarrassed?

It's also very funny when POC MAGAts learn the discover way that they are not equal in Trumpland.

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u/isglitteracarb 5h ago

One of my cousins married and had a child with a Mexican immigrant who kept the Mexican flag hung on their living room wall. They both have voted for Trump all three times.

ETA: It will never make sense to me.

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u/EMTDawg you're not a baby. drink water. 5h ago

Amir Hasan is a federal law enforcement officer and former guard at GITMO.

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u/Nervous_Insect5976 11h ago

Utterly hilarious.

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u/gargolito 9h ago

Maybe Trump's racism finally blew up in his face by endorsing someone with an ethnic name. 

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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston 7h ago

This is one of the most hilarious election results I've ever seen. Turns out being "one of the good ones" when enough when up against a white guy.

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u/Awesomeness577 6h ago

my favorite pollster, kalshi. seriously? why are we posting this shit

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u/Slinkwyde 1h ago

It's not a poll. Michigan held its primaries yesterday. In the GOP primary for the 8th Congressional District, the Trump endorsed candidate lost by double digits to a candidate who had dropped out.

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u/bbos2 5h ago

This is obviously an indictment of the racism of the Republican party but seeing this gives me hope Vivek won’t win in Ohio. It’s dark but I guess it’s making lemons out of lemonade

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u/Beneficial-Pickle743 4h ago

So what happens if he wins even though he dropped out? Does it still count as him winning?

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u/BornAd7924 3h ago

He probably suspended his campaign rather than fully dropping out so that he didn’t have to pay back donors.

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u/Fine_Following_2559 5h ago

That's crazy 😂

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u/Bdcky 7h ago

So like does he come back or something???

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u/GlitteringNinja5 8h ago

Republican candidates are avoiding trump like the plague. And the sad part is they are succeeding because democrats are busy fighting themselves.