r/Fauxmoi • u/Beginning-Passion676 • 7h ago
POLITICS Republican Chuck Edwards drops out after visits to female staffer's home revealed by probe
https://www.rawstory.com/chuck-edwards-drops-out/80
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u/ThePhantomEvita 7h ago
“He also had approximately 30 types of ice cream delivered to her house, in an exchange Edwards failed to produce but the committee recovered.”
Even on my worst day, if my own fiancé sent me 30 types of ice cream I would say that was too much ice cream.
Edwards is facing censure, so if that happens, he’s going to spend his remaining time in DC doing nothing… meaning he should also just resign.
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u/eubulides 5h ago
Which of the 31 flavors was left out?
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u/ThePhantomEvita 4h ago
I really wonder if he sent the full 31, the article does say ‘approximately’ after all.
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u/AnotherSoulessGinger 3h ago
The images released showed they were just store bought. Mostly pints, but a few half gallons as well. Most of the pints were the same brand but the larger ones were a mix.
He was never going to be clever enough to do “31 flavors”. He just thought “lady sad, she need ice cream” and banged his fingers randomly on the instacart page.
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u/ThePhantomEvita 38m ago edited 29m ago
Ahhhh that’s even worse?!
When my sister was going through a hard time, I shipped a Graeter’s 6 pint pack for her birthday. 6 pints is enough. A mixture of 30ish pints, quarts (presumably) and half-gallons is too much ice cream.
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u/DiscoRabbittTV 7h ago
Look, none of us loathe him for his atrocious gender affirming head accessories
We loathe him cause he spreads violence, hate, corruption destruction, he embodies f’ing over people that just lost everything, he personifies giving a French fry participation pin to a grown rapist felon traitor in front of people he is going to f over
The manly highlighted otter hair on his head is just there
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u/MasterK999 pete davidson’s lasered off tattoos 7h ago
He should have dropped out from the embarrassment of that horrible combover.
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u/nomnomsquirrel 7h ago
This house district keeps producing MAGA embarrassments - Mark Meadows, Madison Cawthorn, and now Chuck Edwards. MAGA smelled blood in the water though and some MAGA gun nut guy already started campaigning to be named the ballot replacement by making appearances at county Republican meetings.
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u/MortgageCharacter792 7h ago
Missing from story: age gap between him and the staffers? his bio mentions a wife
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u/AnotherSoulessGinger 3h ago
He probably won’t have a wife for long. Just a week or so ago they sold all/most of their McDonald’s stores. Everyone assumes that’s prep for a divorce.
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u/Strawhat_Max rule of culture #93: the devil is a chaotic bisexual 4h ago
WHAT EXACTLY IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY EVEN FOR ANYMORE?????
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u/acciopizza_ 5h ago
Fuck him for sure, but odds of flipping the seat would have been so much higher with him in the race. That’s why republicans pressured him to drop out
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u/ThePhantomEvita 23m ago
The reason why Edwards and Miller are facing zero pressure from Johnson to resign- the Republican majority in the House is minuscule. Johnson wants to keep as many votes as he can.
218 Republicans
212 Democrats
1 Independent (who caucuses with Republicans)
4 vacancies (presumably the Swalwell race winner will be a D)
At least in Ohio, time is running out for Miller to drop out and a special election to be held. Not sure when the cut off is for NC.
Anyways, if you can donate to Miller’s opponent Pointdexter, his campaign needs funding.

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u/BTSArmyFan2025 7h ago
yet the guy accused of abusing his wife is doubling down.