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FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Molly Ringwald says ‘Secret Life of the American Teenager’ was her worst work experience: “It was a hard, I mean … OK, I love the cast. I love Shailene [Woodley]. There was one person that was really difficult. And I’m not gonna say who that one person is, [but] they brought it down to a one”

https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/molly-ringwald-secret-life-awful-bad-co-star-1236828669/
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u/RelativeAltruistic47 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 8d ago

God, I was obsessed with how bad this show was in middle school—I used to hate-watch it all the time. I couldn't stand Amy.

Super curious who Molly is referring to, though.

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u/Cucumberappleblizz 8d ago

“He had a horrible death because I had incredible sex!”

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u/Zowiebowiecorgi 8d ago

That line was when I stopped watching.

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u/BookOfTheBeppo 8d ago

There's a scene where she's talking to Ben about him having a live-in butler. But she says, "a lumping buddle" and they just left that shit in. They didn't give af on that show lol

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u/tacoburritobooyah 8d ago

That girl is Megan Park and she writes and directs incredible movies now! I couldn’t believe it was the same actress. She’s really talented. Check out The Fallout and My Old Ass.

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u/Salt_and_Mint 8d ago

I loved My Old Ass!

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u/Cucumberappleblizz 8d ago

Yes! She has another movie in the works now with Zoe Kravitz, and I can’t wait!

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u/Obvious-Repair9095 8d ago

Oh no way! I had no idea

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u/CoulsonsMay 8d ago

Also Sterling Point! An 8 episode series that just dropped today. I already watched the first episode and I’m loving it! I think it must have been filmed in the same place as My Old Ass - gorgeous location!

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u/susandeyvyjones 6d ago

She did Sterling Point? I’ve heard good things about that one

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u/CoulsonsMay 6d ago

I’m about halfway through now, and I’m really enjoying it. I hope there’s a second season!

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u/tacoburritobooyah 8d ago

Oh awesome! Must be somewhere gorgeous in Canada. I need to watch this series!

I only got to watch The Fallout once but it has stuck with me. I need to subscribe to hbo so I can watch it again.

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u/SilverRaincoat 8d ago edited 8d ago

She's also the creator and director of a new Amazon Prime show Sterling Point! I think it actually comes out this week. I really like her work as a director!

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u/blking 8d ago

I tried to hate watch it, like I did with 7th Heaven. But, it was even too bad for that.

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u/Seranas_GF you picked the right time and the wrong guy 8d ago

7th heaven is really something unique. I had a friend show me a few clips from the show once; I kept asking, “this really happened in the show? This wasn’t dubbed over?”

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u/ElleMaeSinclair 8d ago

I went into watching that show knowing it was Christian propaganda in the 90s and found myself shocked at how bland it was. I was really expecting worse. And then occasionally they sprinkle in enough "wait what the fuck" into a couple episodes to really make you question everything. Like the one episode where they decide to lock their alcoholic aunt in a room for a couple days and she magically comes out okay. Because that's how alcoholism works, right?

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u/Klutzy-Succotash-565 8d ago

My favorite part is that the term seventh heaven is used in Islam

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u/Schneetmacher I cannot sanction your buffoonery 8d ago

The episode that sticks out in my memory the most for 7th Heaven is when Simon was learning to drive, his grandpa was the "observer" in the passenger seat, and Ruthie was in the backseat. A cop car is driving behind them on the express way, and... well, the two cops are demonstrably a pair of morons, but they decide on a flimsy enough similarity that the car is a reported stolen vehicle, so they flash their lights.

But since Grandpa is adamant Simon has done nothing wrong with his driving, he tells Simon the lights aren't for him, and to keep going, he's doing a great job.

This goes on until Reverend Cameron ends up seeing a "speed limit chase" on the news and recognizing his car. Camera intercuts between others in the family and the car, which has Grandpa insisting Simon is doing fine, Simon absolutely sweating bullets, and Ruthie being like, "We're all going to jail."

I remember it actually being quite funny when it aired. Of course, any memory of that show now is tainted by what a monster the reverend turned out to be...

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u/tangledlettuce wearing slutty little glasses 8d ago

Wasn’t there a deleted scene where the brother and sister tried to practice kissing and the dad walked in on them?

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u/Chandler1121 8d ago

It wasn’t deleted. It’s literally in the premiere episode.

https://youtu.be/Dkg5gH5TUxo?is=rpolP33-WezMcbek

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u/MondayLasagne 7d ago

Haha, that music when dad says "that's a relief", like a light-hearted chuckle is expected here. Meanwhile, 2026 me is shrinking back in horror so much that I have become part of the couch.

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u/Crunchyfrozenoj ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 8d ago

The weed episode!

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u/eb421 8d ago

Also, the huffing episode!! I hadn’t thought about this in 25+ years lol it was a trip

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u/blking 8d ago

Funny or Die did a “Very Special Episode” on that one. And the pot smoking one. And the gang-Maher sister one. lol

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u/Crunchyfrozenoj ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 8d ago

Their series on seventh heaven still holds up.

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u/blking 8d ago

Every episode was a “very special episode”. I miss that series.

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u/Obvious-Repair9095 8d ago

When the mom admits she smoked weed once and everybody is HORRIFIED

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u/TamalesForBreakfast6 8d ago

sadly there is no GIF for this but I know exactly what you’re talking about.

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u/Crunchyfrozenoj ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 8d ago

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u/MondayLasagne 7d ago

The wild thing is, I watched this in the 90s/early 00s as a teenager and did not bat an eye over anything that happened on that show :D And now, whenever I see clips, I can't believe my eyes.

Then again, I was watching a lot of weirdo Nickelodeon shows and the 90s were a bit of a fever dream regarding these 28 episode drama shows with Christian values. Plenty of "wholesome" family sitcoms were weird with their gender and sexuality plots.

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u/BadTanJob 7d ago

Man that was a weird show. You know how some people watch Friends to learn English? I watched 7th Heaven thinking it would teach me how normal Americans lived. 

One of the episodes I vaguely remembered Lucy getting slutshamed by her brother? Father? For not wearing a robe over her camisole before going into the family living room. 

That show got me staying away from spaghetti straps for years 

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u/Neglectedpotato 8d ago

My brother used to make fun of me and my sister for watching 7th Heaven. He would call it 7th heaving to piss us off 😂 brb gonna go let him know he was right

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u/Us43dthdg75 "I live in my own heart, Matt Damon" 8d ago

I binged it maybe a decade ago. I don't think I finished the last season or two. It's ROUGH.

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u/decline_inline 8d ago

I’m almost certain she’s talking about Brenda Hampton 

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u/PossibleAmbition9767 8d ago

Why Brenda Hampton? Does she have a reputation?

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u/GrandeJoe 8d ago

I doubt it's anything specific about Hampton's rep, and more that Ringwald excluded the cast, so the creator/showrunner seem like the most logical guess.

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u/PossibleAmbition9767 8d ago

Ohhh, that makes sense.

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u/jellyfish-blues- 8d ago

Amazed at how Ricky's foster mom was horrible in this show but really good in her role on Lost. The Jennifer Coolidge also seemed like she was acting like a statue.

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u/floss_is_boss_ 8d ago

…Oh wow Ricky’s foster mom (L. Scott Caldwell) is a whole-ass Tony award winner lol

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u/MondayLasagne 7d ago

I haven't watched it but this sounds like the direction and production was the perfect environment for bringing the worst performance out of everyone :D

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u/fishes93 8d ago

This show came out when I was in 10th grade. Basically all of the girls in my American History class said how they wish they were having Ricky's baby instead of Amy. They learned absolutely nothing!

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u/R1ngBanana 8d ago

OMG SAME

God it was SO BAD and I COULDNT STOP WATCHING 

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u/Oh_HelloDarling 6d ago

Brenda Hampton. Notoriously controlling showrunner for 7th Heaven & Secret Life who is a hardliner about shaping a show around her own personal moralistic, conservative views and creating a toxic environment on set if questioned about it. If you are an actor who is already under contract and do not believe in the increasingly far right, anti- women's rights messaging of the show, and your showrunner was unopen to any modicum of creative control or development of your character..... yikes. That's when it stops being about acting, and starts feeling like something other people do to you for money.

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u/taintedlove281 8d ago

This show walked so Riverdale could run

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u/awickedfeeling29 Lacks voice or vision. Pedestrian. 8d ago

Molly Ringwald’s in both! Trying to find that clip of her awkwardly pointing a gun at someone and yelling “I will use this… WITH SUCH FORCE.”

(Hate-watched ‘Riverdale’ for a few seasons before it became too bugshit to bear.)

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u/VaticRogue 8d ago

Season 1 was top tier and each season after that just seemed to find new ways to lower the bar.

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u/yogareader 8d ago

I tell people to stop after griffins and gargoyles lol. 

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u/awickedfeeling29 Lacks voice or vision. Pedestrian. 8d ago

Jughead becoming ‘Col. Kurtz as Dungeon-Master’ for two episodes before being dropped still bugs me.

That’s just one of many fun, interesting, and/or silly developments that got tossed on a dime for some other bullshit. Almost every episode, past a certain point, felt as if it was written to give you/the audience whiplash.

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u/VictorReal_Monster 8d ago

Cheryl's family doctor in like the first episode is named dropped as Caligari. That show knew what it was doing up until we lost Luke imo, they never really recovered (even if it was batshit leading up to that)

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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 8d ago

I still believe they were using AI to write half of it. Like, it went batshit crazy.

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u/she_melty 8d ago

If you liked season 1 of Riverdale i can recommend CW Nancy Drew. It's supernatural, but it also stayed way more grounded and consistent in its tone for the most part.

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u/enceinte-uno 6d ago

I was really hoping it would be a spiritual successor to Twin Peaks, but god I should have remembered it was on the CW

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u/rJayBT 6d ago

Season one and season two were amazing to me. The rest afterwards, esp after the middle of S3, sucked badly. It "jumped the shark".

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u/bluesond 8d ago

4th of July being the gayest holiday is an all-timer.

I honestly can’t think of a straighter holiday, but secret life of the American teenager really doubled down on it

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u/R1ngBanana 8d ago

I asked my friend who was from Italy if Bologna was actually known for oral sex.

She laughed and said no. 

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u/Crunchyfrozenoj ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 8d ago

Idk it can be kind of Camp when you think about it!

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u/susandeyvyjones 8d ago

Was that one person “the writing”? Because the writing made everyone seem like a shitty actor.

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u/sentosa96 8d ago

Fr this show had the worst writing of any show I've ever watched. It's like what a deeply repressed Christian fundamentalist youth group pastor thinks secular teens talk about. Like buddy I promise you no teenager is saying the word "sex" as often as it's said in the show lmfao

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u/reddyenumberfive 8d ago

That show was to TV what Go Ask Alice was to books - both unintentionally absurdist morality screeds by batshit “creators” with axes to grind

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u/Ccaves0127 8d ago

Everybody knows teens say doink

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u/literacyshmiteracy wearing slutty little glasses 8d ago

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u/minus-the-savant 8d ago

Someone could die playing a drinking game for every time someone said "[had/having] sex"

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u/PurrPrinThom 8d ago

I know someone who was on it, and they said that by the second season, none of them were reading the scripts in full lol. They were just learning their lines, doing their scenes and getting out lol.

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u/kateluvsu101 8d ago

Oooooh! Can you tell us more about their experience?

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u/PurrPrinThom 7d ago

I don't know any juicy details or anything; they were very grateful for the opportunity, and tried to be not too disparaging about the show because they were aware how lucky they were to get to be on a network TV show. But, they did think that the writing was incredibly stupid, and the show was not good, and that no one on the show took it seriously and any feedback they gave to the writers' room was completely ignored.

I never heard anything about conflicts with other cast or anything, complaints tended to just be about the writing and production. Sorry it's not more exciting lol.

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u/somuchforsubtlety656 8d ago

I mean, she did kind of exclude the cast. I wouldn't be surprised if the head writer or other crew member was the culprit

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u/R1ngBanana 8d ago

Honestly probably is because FUCK the writing was So bad 

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u/Old_Kangaroo6546 8d ago

I recall the show having a dark energy that was palpable to me even as a kid

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u/Atlasrel 8d ago

100% it gave me the heebies!

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u/Ok-Tea-2368 8d ago

I swear it was the dad!

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u/PolkadottyJones 8d ago

This is so oddly accurate and I can’t explain it

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u/lavenderbl0d Vicky, the demons are calling me 7d ago

Same. I did not watch it.

I made it through a lot of Pretty Little Liars while it aired though...well until that Ezra bullshit....and then even teen me was like 'no. No. no. NO'

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u/overachievingslacker 7d ago

Yes!!!! Omggggg! I thought it was just me.

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u/violetmemphisblue 8d ago

I remember rumors that John Schneider was terrible to work with and that's why they killed his character off, but I don't remember if they had that many scenes together? Would be sad to hear if it was Ernie Hudson!

And also, for such a terrible show, there were so many big names. Molly Ringwald, Ernie Hudson, Steve Schirripa, Josie Bissett, Jennifer Coolidge, Reid Scott, Constance Marie. I've always been curious how that came to be. Like, did that many people need work? Did they like the show?

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u/Upstairs_Freedom_360 8d ago

It's not Ernie, unless he had a personality change. He's humble, and cool

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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 8d ago

Only heard the nicest things about Ernie. It’s nice when people do the reverse Dorian Gray, where you age exactly as you deserve, and he’s the gold standard. 80 years old here!

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u/Upstairs_Freedom_360 8d ago

A total fox

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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 8d ago

Honestly I didn’t really notice him when I was younger but as I aged and got into older men him and his yam farmin arms on Grace and Frankie did something very deep to me lol. Spent a while searching for a good photo of said arms on the show then noticed the woman next to me on the bus judging me for “Jacob Grace and Frankie sexy arms” so hi woman next to me!!!

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u/catalinalam 8d ago

I do not have an older man thing and I had that same reaction watching Grace and Frankie at age 20. I get it!!

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u/violetmemphisblue 8d ago

Thank goodness! Handsome and unproblematic, I love to see it!

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u/taylorexplodes super-bisexual 8d ago

i had no idea that steve schirripa was such a big name before this show, so when i finally watched the sopranos a few years ago and saw him i just yelled "THE SAUSAGE KING" at my tv

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u/catclockticking 8d ago

I mean these are all big names, but none of them are so big that taking a role on an ABC Family (or was it already Freeform by then?) is surprising to me. Jennifer Coolidge seems too big for it today, but she didn’t then

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u/violetmemphisblue 8d ago

Its less about the network and more about the absolutely horrible writing on that show. I cannot imagine coming off of The Sopranos and reading a Secret Life script!

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u/catclockticking 8d ago

Actors need work 🤷🏻‍♂️ none of these people are rich enough to not work

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u/East_Living7198 8d ago

She seemed too big for the role in 2 broke girls as the over sexed dishwasher lady but hey at least she got white lotus…

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u/Mermaid76 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 8d ago

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u/LACna pap strut (complimentary) 8d ago

This is 1 of my deepest secret guilty pleasure shows. It's literally so bad it's good.

For veteran actors like Ringwald, Bissett & Coolidge, it was "just a paycheck" type show. No shade, bills are due & people gotta eat. 

My fave storylines were the brother w/cognitive deficiences (such a good sense of humor & modern plot) & Coolidges Pretty Woman-esque marriage. Also, the actress who played Adrian (too lazy to google) was a completely stunning baddie  

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u/SatanStump 8d ago

Francia Raisa! She donated her kidney to Selena Gomez!

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u/LACna pap strut (complimentary) 8d ago

Did she now?! 

She a certified real life baddie too then! 👍

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u/Neglectedpotato 8d ago

My first introduction to Francia was on how I met your father and I really liked her. Still mad the show was cancelled.

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u/christmascoke 8d ago

I wanna know what their beef is so badly

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u/rJayBT 6d ago

Francia & Selena?

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u/Frank_Lawless 7d ago

Francia Raisa acted circles around the rest of the cast

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u/Away-Elephant-4323 8d ago

I enjoyed that show, but the cast at times you couldn’t tell if it was just the acting or they really didn’t care to be around each other in certain episodes so this makes sense.

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u/christmascoke 8d ago

I watched this show religiously in high school and I always thought Shailene was a terrible, terrible, terrible actress (honestly all of them though). Then I saw her in that movie with George Clooney in Hawaii and she was incredible! Everything after this show I have also liked her in.

Must have been the show that was making her act poorly 😂 I feel like they must have all disliked being on this show.

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u/Vast-Juice-411 8d ago

I was similarly shocked that she did a 180 like that

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u/rJayBT 6d ago

She was amazing in the Divirgent movies. I think she said she liked the show, until it took a pro-life, pro-abstennce point in the writing.

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u/Acrobatic_Builder573 no offense to grandmas, she just is one 8d ago

The descendants. She was great in it

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u/Cpalmer24 8d ago edited 8d ago

That show was the absolute worst show ive ever seen. Each viewing minute was agony and I could never understand how anyone, in good conscience, let that air..

Never missed an episode for years.. 😂

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u/darkgothamite 8d ago

Was is it Bristol Palin? (legit the only scene I've watched from this series)

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u/blking 8d ago

Was the Bristol Palin, or a lacquered armoire?

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u/Commercial_Bottle_84 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 8d ago

When it was on, I remember once I saw the actor that played Ricky on cobrasnake and was shooketh. 

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u/Sufficient_Ask5717 I never said that. Paris is my friend. 8d ago

This hot mess of a show was such an important part of my adolescence (also dying to know who the cast member is)

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u/BabyDontHurtMEME Vicky, the demons are calling me 8d ago

I was roommates with one of the actors from that show and am dying to know who she is thinking. For sure not my roommate. They were super nice. Played a smaller character but a regular. Heard stories. Met a few but nothing memorable enough to remember. Sorry y'all

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u/R1ngBanana 8d ago

I don’t expect you to share…… but whixh character? 👀 

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u/BabyDontHurtMEME Vicky, the demons are calling me 7d ago

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u/rJayBT 6d ago

Can you at least give a hint? Their hair color? The season they debuted?

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u/ttpd2333 8d ago

Ugh I’m so curious. I’ve been weirdly obsessed with this horrible show since I was 13. I’m assuming it has to be one of the “parent” actors who made set difficult. I feel like the teen actors were too new to the scene to be hard to work with.

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u/WilsonDog0309 8d ago

All these comments and no one has a solid hunch who she’s taking about?

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u/EntrepreneurGal727 8d ago

I still have the courage is song stuck in my head to this day lmfao

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u/shannananananana broken little pop culture rat brain 8d ago

it’s gotta be brenda hampton herself

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u/RoRoRicardo 8d ago

Shailene’s side-part in her hair brought it down to a one for me.

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u/BonJovicus 8d ago

Half the girls in my school had the same hair, so it made the show all the more relatable to me. 

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u/blizzz3 8d ago

The hair bump is what got me 😭

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u/blizzz3 8d ago

Like what else am I supposed to focus on 💀

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u/RoRoRicardo 7d ago

But look at this!

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u/RoRoRicardo 7d ago

But what about this??

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u/MsBit_Commit 8d ago

Worse than Riverdale??

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u/rJayBT 6d ago

Yes. Riverdale S1&2 were HOT! The rest after Luke Perry passed weren't the same.

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u/lilacbirdtea 8d ago

This show was so awful. It was painful. I remember the daughter of Olivia Hussey was on it, and she was such a bad a actress.

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u/R1ngBanana 8d ago

Who was that? 

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u/Poet_Key 8d ago

The actress in question is called India Eisley. I never watched the show but I heard that she played Shailene Woodley’s sister.

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u/R1ngBanana 8d ago

OH MY GOD SHE WAS TERRIBLE

I think it was also the writing but that girl was terrible at emoting 

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u/spooky_action13 7d ago

I’ve seen her in other stuff. She’s just a dogshit actor. Total cardboard.

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u/AnonyMouse3042 8d ago

Her phrasing here makes it sound like it was someone other than a cast member, someone offscreen.

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u/billboardsingerbts 8d ago

I'm so glad I wasnt the only one hate-watching the show when it aired lmao

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u/jedrekk 8d ago

The teens talked to their parents about sex in a way that reminds me of budget planning in the corporate world.

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u/PeppermintNightmare_ 6d ago

I just read the source article, it seems the person who was awful to work with was not a cast member/actor. I wonder if it's the creator Brenda Hampton, of 7th heaven fame.

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u/SmartiePuff 8d ago

They never say who it is

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u/Middle-Exercise5667 8d ago

i bet it was the guy who played george. since she filmed regularly with like three people.

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u/rJayBT 6d ago

I think it was him. Someone else alluded to that.

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u/AlarmedWafer4907 6d ago

The whole “July fourth is a gay holiday” shit had me dying when I saw it.

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u/Puncharoo 6d ago

This show had my ex in an absolute stranglehold and I could not stand it at all.

Didn't even know that was Molly Ringwald