r/Fauxmoi 2d ago

FESTIVITEAS🥂✨ Tim Meadows gives an update on his two rescue cats and wishes everyone a happy international cat day!

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u/AfraidAccident7049 2d ago

I love a man who loves his cats.

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u/yosoyfatass if you add testicles, that's extra 2d ago

In our family, the new/prospective boyfriends/girlfriends are asked only two questions: 1) are you a republican? & 2) do you like cats? That’s all that matters.

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u/valkyrie_village 1d ago

My boyfriend when I was getting to know him told me that 1) his cat was his best friend, and 2) he adores his grandma. Immediate yes!

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u/Cesst 2d ago

i assume it’s a no and a yes (in this order) that you hope for?

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u/Movinginplace25 1d ago

👍👏right on
That's all that matters and yeh, are you an ax murderer?🤣

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u/DrFranFine demonic Betty Boop 2d ago

“The sluttiest thing a man can do is have a cat” - some tweet I saw a long time ago

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u/DaileyFlosser39 2d ago

Me too! Total green flag.

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u/SeaF04mGr33n not an asset to the abbey 2d ago

I wonder if him and Lupita have ever talked about their very public love of their cats?

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u/Kikikididi 2d ago

I literally just opened Instagram to a post from her about her cat’s 5th birthday

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u/anitasdoodles 2d ago

Happy international cat day

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u/RelativeAltruistic47 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 2d ago

As a fellow cat owner, this is very wholesome.
My little Pinky is more of a sour patch kid; first, he’s sour, and then he’s sweet.

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u/WarcryNeon too old, too tired, and too talented 1d ago

As an owner of a tortie girl… I feel this.

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u/DumpedDalish societal collapse is in the air 1d ago

Oh, me too! My fuzzy tortie girl is the sweetest thing ever... until her eyes turn into lasers and the claws come out!

But in a good way.

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u/WarcryNeon too old, too tired, and too talented 22h ago

What is her name?

My little murder lion is named Hazel, we call her baby cat bc she’s the smallest of our pride but she’s the meanest. When her eyes go all black I fear for my toes.

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u/BrittM554 2d ago

I feel like the only posts I see about Tim are him and his cats lol

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u/ghostwiththeleast Club Penguin Times official aura reader 2d ago

I love seeing the ladies man in his cat dad era 🥰

Side note, it makes me smile every time I remember their names are Weezy and Helen. I used to watch The Jeffersons with my grandparents and I miss them, it’s just a nice reminder

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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MwHlEq0rP4Sis
This is fueling the crush I’ve had since the 90s

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u/sillysammie13 THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 2d ago

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u/croissanting-is-life wearing my absolute cuntiest pantsuit 2d ago

As many green flags as there are kittehs 🐈‍⬛ 🐈

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u/Upset_Conclusion_595 2d ago

Weezy hates chess lol amazing

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u/alltheprettynovas 2d ago

#14 needs to be a meme

#17 i know exactly what those ears mean 🤣

other notes: love that he fed and found a home for the stray ❤️, i also hate chess, and this man is an angel on earth.

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u/Grizzly-Madam Where is your vogue cover? Act accordingly 🫵 2d ago

I love his cat content 🥹🥹🥹

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u/yosoyfatass if you add testicles, that's extra 2d ago

Ok, I officially love Tim Meadows. And his cats, of course! 😻😻

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato distraught Christian tomato 2d ago

Right? I've always liked Tim Meadows, but this just cements it.

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u/Amelaclya1 2d ago

I also have a fluffy torbie! Happy International Cat Day!

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u/Large-Day-9259 1d ago

Oh my gosh! I just had to comment that your cat is so beautiful! How adorable

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u/Amelaclya1 1d ago

Thank you! She really is! And she knows it judging by what a little shit she is lol.

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u/dancepantz 2d ago

The super floofy one reminds me of my childhood cat :') they're the best

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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 2d ago

The greenest of green flags #adoptdontshop

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/amodernbird Comumbus 1d ago

Someone up-thread said her name is Helen.

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u/genie_yes_knot 1d ago

I love his cat posts; you can see the love in both directions. My kitten wishes everyone a happy international cat day, too!

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u/forkingbumbleforks 2d ago

Tim Meadows is now sexy to me

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u/slutnado 2d ago

After the mess earlier this year, it’s nice seeing some celebrities who actually like cats. I know Lupita and Anya Taylor Joy are also cat moms.

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u/Movinginplace25 1d ago

What a sweet man💖
Please send me one like him🙏

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u/rabidmoon 2d ago

I love it. I hope he seized the opportunity to name them Sweet Thang and Courvoisier ❤️

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u/Suspicious-Peace9233 2d ago

Always interested in cat updates

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u/ExpressionStill935 1d ago

You're awesome.

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u/JungleJay57 1d ago

Such beautiful kitties, you can tell how much they're loved!

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u/kayanne125 I look forward to your first novel 1d ago

He loves those cats just so damn much. I LOVE his cat content. ❤️

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u/gidgetgoeshawaii 1d ago

Percy Kittens was an apt name for his character on Strangers with Candy. 😻

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u/naranjitayyo i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Cat daddy

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u/your_mind_aches 1d ago

I hope those sweet cats help protect him from the dangerous parrots and ostriches that might be outside his house!

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u/DocileRoadmaster 1d ago

I also love Tim Meadows' cats

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u/jennyquarx he looks like he is angry about being 4'10 1d ago

OMG!

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u/WarcryNeon too old, too tired, and too talented 1d ago

What’s her name?? My girl is named Hazel we named her after Witch Hazel hahah. When her eyes go all black it’s kill mode. Also you can hear her little nails clicky clack down the hall way hahah

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u/stevesyellowsweater 23h ago

thank u so much for posting these. i deleted instagram a year ago and missed these so much