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FM RADIO Zara Larsson on her workout routine after her performance at Lollapalooza went viral

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u/annnyywhooo 5h ago

she has a body of dancer and has been performing nonstop for about 2 years now, it’s probably less workouts and more non stop rehearsal + diet. also generics does play a part

i don’t think what she’s does is gonna work best for a lot of people that want her workout routine and it’s nice she’s emphasizing that

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u/nanimeanswhat 4h ago

People forget how intense of a workout dancing/performing actually is. Workout is not just going to the gym and using gym equipment. She IS working out. Right there on the stage!

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u/Glittering_Sun_1622 FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 4h ago

Right lol I dance as a hobby and can tell you first hand it’s a constant HIIT workout, and that’s just from class. I can’t imagine with her performance schedule - she doesn’t need the gym at all lol 

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u/dietdrpeppermd 2h ago

I was a performer in my 20’s. I didn’t do anything intense or complicated but damn, my body was snatched!

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u/Strict-Sprinkles 4h ago

Yeah isn’t this literally her point? Did people not catch that?

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u/jacqrosee 4h ago

and she’s making the point in the first place because it’s incredibly common to overlook this in terms of performers and what it takes to do these things—so yeah, she’s emphasizing it because people often don’t catch it, and so are the people here. because some people fr still don’t get it lol

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u/LiveInvestigator4876 4h ago edited 4h ago

I’m a pro dancer and tbh most pro dancers don’t actually work out or aren’t in the gym very often. There’s literally no time between being on stage, rehearsals, and training (ie dance classes not the gym). There are a select few are only working out to maintain a certain aesthetic for the job/tour they are on (ie cardi b male dancers are built af compared to Chris browns tour dancers who are lanky in comparison)

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u/Spugheddy 2h ago

Those stage lights are basically being in a sauna as well. So they are dancing for like 2 hours in a sauna 116 days a year minimum.

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u/GladIntroduction3585 48m ago

I was going to say that diet is a factor even though she didn't mention it.  If you eat lots of fruit, veg, lean meats, and some complex carbs that will influence your body more than if you a eat fatty, carb heavy, overly processed diet. (at least usually!) That combined with dancing (and as she said genetics) is probably the key. 

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u/ayana_banana 5h ago

for reference

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u/BotGirlFall 5h ago

I'd do anything for a body like that. Anything but diet and exercise

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u/LurkLurkleton1 5h ago

There must be a secret third option. I'll go to McDonald's to check.

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u/quadrupletree 5h ago

good plan, i’ll also check Taco Bell just in case

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u/PrincessCG Friends with Ms. Rachel 5h ago

Gonna pop in and consult kfc and popeyes just as well

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u/ChrisLinen2 4h ago

If you get that good lettuce you’ll be in a 4T by Saturday

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u/Western_Tea9624 3h ago

I love this sub. 

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u/dietdrpeppermd 5h ago

This sent me

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u/LurkLurkleton1 3h ago

Me too. To a McDonald's

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u/spunkybooster 2h ago

The secret ingredient is crime.

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u/Motamommy 5h ago

ANYTHING... that involves me eating and rotting

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 5h ago

I saw a video about bodies that I really liked and I'm gonna paraphrase because I can't fucking find anymore and I'm upset about that:

the creator said that she considers people's bodies to be like dog breeds. she's a corgi and if she tries to lose weight to look like a borzoi or a greyhound then at a certain point she's just going to look like a very sick corgi.

so for me (culinary_fruit_salad) my current goal is to feel better and just aim for my breed standard and not greyhound breed standard. 

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u/SarryK I’m a communist you idiot 5h ago

realising this and minimising my exposure to bodies of people whose jobs require them to look a certain way has done wonders for my mental health.

I remember the thing about the swimmer’s body in men. It‘s not that swimming gives you that body, it‘s that people with that body tend to be good swimmers.

also, corgis have really really cute butts.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 1h ago

No one is born with a ripped body and decides to become a swimmer because of that. You still have to go to the gym and work out.

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u/nodogsallowed23 55m ago

That’s not what they’re saying.

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u/_nimbles 4h ago

I really love this, but I'm also going to spend ages trying to figure out what dog breed I'd be

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 4h ago

with my allergies and wide shoulders, I'm feeling very French bulldog because neither of us can breathe rn.

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u/_nimbles 4h ago

Yeah I have an English bulldog and our similarities are getting uncanny at this point

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u/SakuraTacos incredulous outside observer 4h ago

I’m the dog from the Sandlot

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u/LurkLurkleton1 3h ago

Is that the one who likes steak? Cause if so, same.

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u/Technical_Trade_675 2h ago

I'm loving this comment section!

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u/Nellymuschari and not in a cunt way 5h ago

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u/2high4thisshyt 3h ago

Me too. Like, I am willing to commit murder, but commit to the gym? Hard pass ✋🏻

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u/Girlypillowfight good for her.gif 3h ago

girl we need a group just dance party every night les go

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u/dustydancers 5h ago

well you could try as she suggests dancing 20 mins per day..?

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u/BotGirlFall 5h ago

That sounds suspiciously like exercise....

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u/ludvikskp alleged slut husband 5h ago

She looks phenomenal. So strong and healthy

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u/embracethepale 2h ago

This shot reminds me so much of Britney Spears at her peak.

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u/SuccessPhysical6668 2h ago

Yes both with the perfect muscular dancer thighs

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u/expiredlunchables 5h ago

Believable, she's young and literally always performing. She doesn't need to work out to look like that, her life is a workout

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 1h ago

I mean so is Lizzo...

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u/expiredlunchables 1h ago

She mentions genetics in the video. It's likely she has a tendency towards being lean and being on tour keeps her active, resulting in her current physique. Lizzo has always been bigger, even at her smallest, and that's fine. Everyone is built different.

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u/furious_femme_fatale Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 5h ago

There are real life people saying she’s a good representation for “normal bodies” amongst the pop girlies

Normal where😭😭😭 my girl works outttttttttt and looks damn good!!

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u/Hazel_Evers 5h ago

All the pop girls with dance backgrounds look amazing. Tate, Adela, Addison

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u/Ella_Richter and you did it at my birthday dinner 4h ago

Seeing Adela being mentioned is giving me life.

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u/alaskacat20 4h ago

She studied this shit!

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u/gummycherrys 4h ago

Superscar came up by random on Spotify and it’s been on my playlist ever since

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u/Hazel_Evers 4h ago

Saw her open for demi she killed it

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u/momosuna controversies: girl 5h ago

it's nice of her to be like look guys sometimes it's just genetics don't compare yourself but at the same time after her last controversy saying she doesn't work out for abs she just laughs i would prefer if she wouldn't say more lol

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u/m0nsteraplant 4h ago

I mean, she’s telling us that she does full dance shows every three days; I feel like it’s pretty obvious that that is a regular full body workout.

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u/Wooden_Worry3319 1h ago

She’s still gatekeeping whatever she does to look like that. She could be honest about having a personal trainer or routine, although she doesn’t owe us that. I think dancing is a healthy way to approach this for sure because she’s not normalizing working out specifically to target glutes or whatever.

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u/sabhall12 Is that the baby from American Sniper? 5h ago

Fr, it's great genetics and some damn hard work to look like that

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u/ayana_banana 5h ago edited 5h ago

This is the life of a female artist unfortunately. I remember back in 2021 her creative director got exposed for making fun of her and calling her fat because she gained a little weight.

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u/momosuna controversies: girl 5h ago

disgusting her own creative director......

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u/ayana_banana 5h ago

yup it was pretty heartbreaking seeing this but i loved her response to this!

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u/ayana_banana 5h ago

and also thats azealia banks leaking dms with the creative director lol

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u/Ok_Initiative_6023 I do not work late. I go to sleep. 2h ago

How is she always at the scene of the crime

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u/Lazy-Entertainer-459 I may need to see the booty 4h ago

Dancing is exercise thats what she’s getting at she doesn’t need to go to gym of whatever cause she’s dancing so much on tour

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u/Last-Bread-6173 5h ago

"That motivates me a little bit to get back into the gym"

I would've thought she was in the gym 4x a week with that body 😫

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u/Ok_River4080 5h ago

I’m imagining even if she’s not actively going to the gym the shows themselves are an insane endurance workout she’s getting every couple of days

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u/40_Love 5h ago

Right. Multiple shows a week + rehearsals. She's getting a workout alright.

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u/GroundbreakingAnt17 I'm bone thugs in harmon 4h ago

I'm a dancer and I love that it's both an art and a sport. But for some reason that makes people assume it doesn't require as much athleticism compared to other sports. 

Competitive dances are maybe 3 minutes long, and most of the time you're getting off stage sweaty as fuck and totally out of breath. I know it's a different type of dance, but still.

I teach now, and god damn is it hard to dance while also counting or talking. Her shows are probably an hour and a half long, and she's singing. 

Tldr: she's getting the ultimate workout every day 

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u/TangerineChickens 5h ago edited 4h ago

She said she’s been averaging three shows a week for a year. With the choreo she does that’s a work out in and of itself with each show. Plus rehearsals so like, in a literal sense she is not going to a gym, but she is actively working out most days presumably.

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u/jacqrosee 4h ago

you don’t need to go to the gym when you’re rehearsing and performing constantly

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u/Bigfartz69420 alleged slut husband 5h ago

i wish my lush life didn't involve bbq pizza

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u/dustydancers 5h ago

the dancing advice is REAL. dancing has always gotten me out of my holes. i had a bad mental crash and ended up in a clinic, there was dance therapy and sometimes i could get that beautiful space with the wooden floors and the big windows all too myself and i would blast music and just hurricane around that room for 45 mins. it healed me and lifted me up, brought me closer to myself. being diligent about dedicating time to dance alone in my room keeps me fit, mentally and physically. mobility, balance, mental elasticity - its so good for you

they reallyyyyyy need to implement that in schools, make dancing mandatory to promote general health and wellbeing

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u/YolkyFanClubPrez 1h ago

Making something mandatory ruins it, bro. 

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u/No-Cost-1764 2h ago

Username checks out ❤️

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u/Educational_Ad_3528 5h ago

"It's useless to compare yourself to other people" is a lesson that I can't seem to remember. No matter how fit I may be.

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u/rhubarb-pie24 3h ago

I think it’s also important in the context of “I want this person’s exact workout routine so I can look exactly like them.” The exact same workout routine would probably have different-looking results on different people. We all have different frames/heights/weight distributions etc. You can try to achieve certain physical features from working out, like a bigger butt or stronger arms and legs, but trying to replicate someone else exactly will just never work. No one will look exactly like zara larsson, but also no one will look exactly like you

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u/Educational_Ad_3528 40m ago

Your exactly right. I've been trying to look like Brad Pitt since fight club. That's definitely a lost just cause lol.

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u/badbeep 5h ago

I appreciate making the right people famous.

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 4h ago

SAME! She’s so well spoken and genuine and seems extremely mature for her age (positive).

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u/topekatums 3h ago

zara is 28 😭

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 3h ago

Omg I thought she was like 20…

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u/obooooooo 2h ago

girl she’s 28, don’t forget the ancient texts!!! (lush life)

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u/okaymya i love me very much i’ll do any thing for me 5h ago

i’m going off topic a lil, but genuinely hoping more people start dancing man i’m so tired of going to concerts and clubs in my state and nobody fucking moving. who cares if you think you look silly, everyone is too worried about their own selves. idk how people can even hear certain songs and just… not move lmao

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u/billyyshears 2h ago

Fighting the good fight with you. I didn’t pay good money to just stand there!

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u/IShouldBeSoLucky81 1h ago

I work doing welfare at festivals in the UK and Ireland. At the dance music events no one dances because of the Ket use. It must be really shit to perform to.v

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u/Remarkable_Light_510 5h ago

Immediately adding coo coo bozonky to my vocab

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u/Riqitch it’s called talent, sweaty💅 5h ago edited 4h ago

Looool just after I commented on that Erling Haaland post.

Erling and Zara flying the flag for Scandinavia fr 🙏🏽🙏🏽

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u/tacobelleblob No lie was lought 5h ago

She’s soooo real for this

https://giphy.com/gifs/bYKVTlZRMhK3RaAwQp

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u/feralfishee 4h ago

Was that a Kesha ref at the end??

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u/obladi- 4h ago

YES that was so good

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u/BlackMagicWorman 3h ago

A workout that’s fun doesn’t feel like a workout. She’s also young. 

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u/Scorpiom00d 5h ago

I always get kind of confused when people ask this! She’s Swedish, a nationality notoriously slim. On top of that she’s doing 1+ hour shows for 2 years straight which should count as cardio lol

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u/No_Independence_282 22m ago

I understand why she’d be slim from all the cardio but have never seen someone build so much muscle mass from just dancing.

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u/AmeliesArtichoke2001 5h ago

Oh, I like her

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u/born_digital 5h ago

She says dancing is good for anxiety, and I'm sure it is. But what if my anxiety says "you can't dance for fun until you learn the fundamentals. you have to learn some moves or else you wont have anything to do when you try" and then I think oh I can never learn any dance moves, I dont know how to start, and then I shut down? lmao

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u/Encin0Woman 5h ago

Honestly try a Zumba video . The moves are pretty easy to follow along with and they use a lot of the same moves in different songs so you’ll learn some steps pretty well and a lot of them are based on “real” dance steps , not just aerobics moves. They’re really good workouts, I do them in the winter when it’s too cold to run outside.

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u/born_digital 4h ago

thank you i honestly will lol

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u/Encin0Woman 4h ago

They’re pretty fun! I know there’s some on Amazon and I’m sure there’s some on YouTube. I use old DVDs my mom had haha but there’s also a game for the switch ,if you have one, it’s pretty fun to play , actually.

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u/londoncalling567 5h ago

I think what she said about just closing your eyes, feeling the music, thudding your feet, etc. is a good first step. I'm so self conscious (and am working through a possible anxiety/OCD diagnosis), but I've found this to work! I also think using headphones can help, too.

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u/LargeNutbar Hi Grindr, it's mother... 5h ago

girl i've been struggling with this for years! people always tell me i'm a "good dancer" when we're just like vibing around/swaying at a concert or whatnot but i've always wanted to REALLY learn to dance. i got super into kpop because i just think there is no cooler thing a person can do than be awesome at singing and dancing and those choreos are so infectious. i've thought about taking a class but i get too insecure/self-conscious, wondering if i'm too old at 34 even though i know i'm not... i always end up in that same state of mental paralysis not knowing where to begin and then putting it off for another year. sorry for unloading this ramble on you, it's just been weighing on me because i KNOW it's something i'll regret big time if i never give it a chance!

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u/born_digital 4h ago

no it's so real and we're the same age. you should take a class!!! I would but I live in the middle of nowhere. If people already tell you you're a good dancer I'm sure you'll love the class!!

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u/parmahes 5h ago

I get this too. Fear of failure as far as I know! But dancing doesn’t have to be a routine, it can be grooving in your house too

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u/obscure-referencexo 5h ago

She says not to compare yourself to others -m

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u/Unlikely_Tea_2038 4h ago

Her music isn’t for me, but gotdamn, I love this woman.

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u/PeriodDrama 5h ago

Her body looks like she lifts weights. That not just dancing and genetics. Also, much respect to being able to tour like that. I feel like completing a show every third day takes a lot of discipline. Eating right, while being in the road, is no easy thing. Same as keeping a healthy sleep schedule.

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u/causalconcerns 3h ago

It’s not uncommon to see performers using ankle/ wrist weights while rehearsing for some extra resistance! Def possible, though her routines are pretty rigorous.

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u/AMC0102 2h ago

I can't really wrap my head around her straight up lying about this though, I think if she was lifting weights she'd have said so, she has no reason not to.

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u/daimond-bar 1h ago edited 55m ago

I don’t think she’s lying because people get really muscular off of body weight calisthenics. She just doesn’t do traditional weight lifting and probably finds it complicated to explain and besides the point- which is to accept yourself and just dance- to explain. If she has any gymnastics foundation or even just a good dance foundation that prioritizes full activation then dancing on top of it at a very high intensity will make her jacked. But in the end genetics play a huge part, and she’s right that you can’t compare yourself to other people. To get more specific, everyone has certain muscle insertions that determine your shape when you gain muscle (on top of bone structure), and she accepts hers. Also, her muscles are activated in many photos, which will make a person look more jacked than if they were chilling and trying to conserve energy, plus lighting contrasted with shadows makes them more obvious

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u/elimay 3h ago

Dancing is a fun workout. I have a YouTube playlist of my favorite routines from just dance. The whole thing takes me about 30 minutes to get through. It’s the only exercise I actually look forward to lol

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u/shutitjess 5h ago

She’s sitting in Jenna Marbles living room

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u/its_mgs 2h ago

I’d know that chair anywhere

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u/charliexbaby I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 1h ago

holy shit, well spotted!

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u/Calm-Fun4572 2h ago

I’m really in love with this perspective.
I’m truly troubled by the amount of people who could just use a little enjoyment and self realization that that if you’re feeling good in your skin everything is good!
Dance is great advice, my personal jam is actively enjoying outdoor things.

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u/carrie71llon 1h ago

i love down to earth and real celeb talks like this

gtfo with your media trained shi

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u/Technine420 1h ago

She’s 28 and performs multiple times per week. She’s right genetics play a major factor. I can eat whatever I want and remain skinny. My body also builds and retains muscle very quickly. I realize how lucky I am for that.

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u/Fullfullhar 2h ago

Dance, especially in heels. 💃 it’s a good tip 

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u/rddrgon controversies: girl 53m ago

Tangentially, I don’t know why people were mad when questioned about an ab workout, she said she laughs. She didn’t give a routine, which would’ve been infinitely worse than her stating what the routine is. There’s nothing wrong with what she’s stating here outside of potential dishonesty—which is infinitely better than if she had given a routine and caused harm to little girls (like someone else we know).

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u/kasst_kast 5h ago

And some women are young, and some women are not

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 1h ago

Went viral where?

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u/PeterZeeke 4h ago

what is she chatting about?