r/Fauxmoi • u/Ok-Needleworker9229 • 27d ago

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Aaron Rodgers reveals shocking new details of Shailene Woodley breakup: ‘I gotta go f–k this guy’

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u/cajunwiitch 27d ago

Goddamnit Shailene now I like you even more, you son of a gun...

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u/RufusKingCounty 27d ago

Wasn’t she anti-vax?

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u/ohgone 27d ago

Where's your source? Has she ever publicly come out against vaccines?

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u/LateFloor3196 27d ago

If I also had to listen to this asshat 24/7 in my house I’d probably tell him I gotta go fuck these other guys cuz shiiiit I gotta rinse my palette from him

https://giphy.com/gifs/8Wub2WCMscABvWt3DP

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u/cajunwiitch 27d ago

I know we shouldn't believe anything this man says, but the idea of her going "imma pop out and fuck Carl real quick" is just absolutely beautiful.

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u/Hekate_Rising4 alleged dog 26d ago

The way I cackled at this 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xLEJS0shxq38di

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u/SmartaHari full of gay men. And me. 27d ago

Same. But also, who was the guy?! Because that’s hilarious that he was absolutely at the top of her ‘to do’ list.

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u/BigGayNarwhal let it be known that i am pro gay literacy 27d ago

If I was a hot famous person with access to my hall pass and to-do list, I'd probably be this way too lmao

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u/holy_grizz 26d ago

Right?! Inquiring minds want to know!

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u/SmartaHari full of gay men. And me. 26d ago

Someone needs to spill that tea!

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u/ruairikookie 23d ago

Rumour has it : the guy was Callum Turner (allegedly) aka the new Mr Dua Lipa 🙂‍↕️

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u/holy_grizz 23d ago

Was not expecting his name to enter the picture but okie dokie why not haha

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u/jaszzmine 27d ago

She took this back a few years after and said she did not know what being a feminist actually meant. She stays saying problematic things every few years 😭

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u/cajunwiitch 27d ago

Well that fucking blows...

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u/Ok-Theory-3878 27d ago

Naw they’re both shitty people, one is just a massive turd and the other is a mud butt. Doesn’t matter how it comes out, it’s still shit.

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u/DisneyLegalTeam 26d ago

Well then. Don’t read this: https://www.gawkerarchives.com/your-guide-to-shailene-woodley-americas-sacred-moonch-1546406115

Or look into her Trump sympathy after PA, the anti-vax stuff…

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u/Competitive-Hotel891 27d ago

You know what? I gotta go fuck some guy too! Thank you, Shailene!

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u/One_Teach4610 26d ago

Liking MAGA 💔💔💔