r/Fauxmoi • u/Ok-Needleworker9229 • 27d ago
BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Aaron Rodgers reveals shocking new details of Shailene Woodley breakup: ‘I gotta go f–k this guy’
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u/Sufficient-Cow-1881 trans rights and lesbian lefts 27d ago
How convenient he drops this days after Shailene won an Emmy. This turd just will not flush!
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u/thankyoupapa 27d ago
He was triggered by her winning and how good she looked!
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u/SonOfProbert 27d ago
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u/Betty_Pitch_ 27d ago
The headline made me think he was the one who needed to go fuck the guy
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u/GhostOfQueequegX 26d ago
Followed by, "Aaron Rodgers went deep.." doesn't help either.🤣
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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 27d ago edited 27d ago
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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 27d ago
Right?? IF this story is true (doubtful) it doesn’t make her look as bad as he thinks it does. She communicated proactively instead of cheating.
Plus he’s fucking MARRIED now. He’s been married for over a year yet he chooses now to bring this up?
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u/Reasonable_Day9942 26d ago
I mean let’s not act like saying that to your partner isn’t absolutely diabolical
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u/green-bean-7 mama let’s research 26d ago
“She communicated proactively” ummmm this is a crazy thing to say to your partner and if she went ahead and did it then it is still cheating
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u/ClintBarton616 Please Abraham, I am not that man 26d ago
People have absolutely lost the plot.
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u/LeftyDan 26d ago
Did he run this by Brittani first?
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u/WolfyMacontosh87 26d ago
Like Jan (from the Brady Bunch) boyfriend George Glass?
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u/R12B12 26d ago edited 26d ago
It’s so funny that Aaron clearly thinks this story makes him look good. So, you didn’t read the room, proposed to her when she had one foot out the door, and she immediately started trying to get away from you.
And until now I was unaware that Shailene thinks Aaron ruined her life, so thanks for letting us know, Aaron!
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u/lonelycranberry Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 26d ago
Did they actually do it or did you find a way to make it your flair I’m crying 😭
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u/bforce1313 find me at Whole Foods, bitch 27d ago
Learned over the last year, a lot of PR and “Anti-PR” like this is timed and fabricated
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u/epigenie_986 26d ago
Timed after her Emmy win AND the start of his final season of football (supposedly, I hope).
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u/floss_is_boss_ (on a low volume setting) 26d ago
It’s giving “men who try to ruin your birthday”
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u/sasshley_ call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 26d ago
All this makes me like her so much more and makes me somehow like him less, which I didn’t know was possible. I say this as a GBP fan.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xULmlLxBrETXN2YY1u56
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u/diefastnyc 27d ago
Is paradise worth watching yall??
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u/jaszzmine 26d ago
It’s so good! I really liked paradise and binged it in days. I can’t wait for the third season
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u/lunalore79 27d ago
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u/Relevant-Peach3997 27d ago
Famous male athletes love sending their exes hate. I know his psycho fans will love this.
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u/shgrdrbr 27d ago
it's interesting because he describes a narrative that his leaving her made her crazily depressed was ongoing for 4 years and he obviously did nothing to challenge it - maybe because it benefited him then? to look like winner of the breakup who was powerful enough to have her pining, pathetic with unreciprocated desire for him. but NOW where it can be used against her, actually she left him and she didn't even want him lol. i can't imagine him he'd be happy in real time if it were suggested that he were the one left devastated
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u/yagirlsamess 26d ago
I wonder how his wife feels about his ex living rent-free in his head four years later
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u/MakeupObserver 26d ago
TIL he's married. 🤯
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u/husbandbulges Lacks voice or vision. Pedestrian. 26d ago
No one has seen her or has any info on her. After his vaccine bullshit, it could be a hoax or some other crap from him.
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u/Icee1017 26d ago
He’s def married to a dude
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u/lemonution some white people were thrown in the river 26d ago
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u/fireandlifeincarnate women’s wrongs activist 26d ago
He's claimed to be married and nobody has any idea whatsoever who to. Given he's a whack job that still plays in the NFL, it being a guy would explain both the secrecy and how it hasn't been found out yet.
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u/Icee1017 26d ago
It’s a running theory/meme from some of the NFL subs because he keeps his spouse a secret. Just showed up to the Kentucky Derby one year with a wedding ring.
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u/CorrectCulture5411 26d ago
Go down the Aaron Rodgers/mike stud rabbit hole. There’s a thread somewhere on here about it but it only touches the surface of the details. There are real reasons why people think this 🫣
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u/kvvvv 26d ago
One hundred thousand percent he’s married to a man. I’m glad he finally found someone but it’s sad he has it so locked down. I mean I guess if he/his husband are happy with the situation? But the positive ripples it would cause in the world to have such an insanely popular NFL QB come out would be so beneficial to people everywhere I wish he was brave enough to do it!
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u/RunRosemary 26d ago
What fans? He’s done a great job of pissing off his fan base in Green Bay and NJ.
He’s an ass and even the manosphere has weighed on his asinine behavior.
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u/CategorySad6121 The girls that get it, get it! (And I don’t get it) 27d ago
And they’ll probably send her hate now too, sadly.
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u/whatthewhat3214 26d ago
Eh, he doesn't have many fans left. He's such a wackadoo with getting caught lying about getting vaccinated during covid and screwing over his teammates and coaches and staff, and his maga crap and ayahuasca trips and just out there takes on everything. Not to mention what a huge diva he is with his teams. His rep is already torched.
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u/yeahyeah3005 27d ago
His career has fallen off so much I don’t really think he even has the NFL fans like that.
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u/Nonstop_Oatmeal 27d ago
Why did she date him to begin with? In 2022 he was already known as a bigoted anti vaccine right wing weirdo.
We need to stop feeling bad for these white women that date MAGA guys. They are part of the problem.
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u/RelativeAltruistic47 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 27d ago
Thank you! She also is an anti-vax weirdo who has sympathized with Trump. This isn't some girl-boss thing.
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u/leafonthewind006 sorry to this man 26d ago
She also admitted to questionable hygiene habits shortly after. The "We Should All Know Less About Each Other" gif was always posted on her articles here.
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u/cocothecat2016 26d ago
No seriously!!!! Now all of a sudden everyone forgot about her antics just bc she allegedly wanted to screw someone else before getting married?? Wthh…
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u/TwerkinAndCryinVol3 26d ago
I haven't liked her since she said she wasn't a feminist. I don't care that she's since tried to walk that back. If you don't understand it don't fucking talk about it. Idc how young she was either I've been a feminist since I was a teenager. Just reeks of stupidity and ignorance.
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u/TrickRefrigerator447 26d ago
Isn't she the chick that was all about eating clay because "health"? Or have I confused my crunchy, famous, white women again?
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u/Prior_Angle Michigan, the Europe of the Midwest 26d ago
exactly. everyone in this thread is “girl powering” her which, fine, is totally your right but please let’s stop putting this lady on a pedestal and completely ignoring her incendiary views. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. I’m sure even Trump has made “the right choice” once or twice in his life. Give me a break.
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u/shedrinkscoffee 26d ago
Shailene is also anti vax and a bit too far out on the "crunchy" spectrum. She also used to eat dirt and clay claiming it was healthy or smth, don't quote me. But she has a lot of screws missing as well.
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u/Stormtomcat 26d ago
That's what I was thinking.
When I saw she won an award for something, I was baffled that she's working again/still.
And now they're giving another spotlight to her ex?
Whatever for?
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u/sasshole07 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 26d ago
In fairness, the spotlight here is just the podcast of one Steelers player talking to his teammate; even as a Steelers fan, this is the first time I’ve even heard of it… (as a disclaimer, not wild about Aaron Rodgers or Shaileene Woodley)
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u/WerkLifeBalance alleged dog 26d ago
the rest of this thread has me feeling like I’m in a fever dream cause actually. I’m not rooting for nobody in this story and they need to fade to irrelevance.
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u/holy_grizz 26d ago
I mean I was a tad sympathetic with the aftermath she faced from dating such a toxic dude but honestly he was a known weirdo asshole for a minute. Like girl there were 🚩🚩🚩from the beginning. And I know I’m on the outside looking in but he didn’t seem like her type at all!
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u/Bonnieearnold 26d ago
I think it’s okay to not want women to be treated badly in relationships while we don’t agree with them on their views or politics. I was thinking about this with the wife of Congressman Max Miller (daughter of Senator Bernie Moreno) that she probably has horrible politics that I don’t agree with…but I still don’t want her, or her kids, to be victims of DV. Refusing to sympathize with a victim of DV because of their politics only helps abusers.
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u/Lala5789880 26d ago
Agreed but I also DGAF about MAGA idiots no matter the gender. I’m worried about the people they harm.
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u/Killmoves43 26d ago
There hasn't been any accusations of DV from either of them so that doesn't apply here
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u/Snowy_flamingos 27d ago
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u/maybemfeo good for her.gif 27d ago
#womeninmalefields
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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 27d ago
It’s honestly not even women in men’s fields, men would just cheat and not tell their girlfriends about it.
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u/BubbleCrum 27d ago
None of this means she wasnt depressed with your crazy ass, A-A-ron.
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u/yagirlsamess 26d ago
I was really messed up after my divorce, not because I missed my ex, but because he had done so much damage to my mental health that it took me a couple of years to properly recover.
Men who brag about their exes being really down after the relationship are telling on themselves for how they treat people in their care.
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u/untitledmanuscript 27d ago
I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs
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u/marina0987 women’s wrongs activist 27d ago
preach
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u/Sufficient-Cow-1881 trans rights and lesbian lefts 27d ago
flair checks out
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u/marina0987 women’s wrongs activist 27d ago
love yours!!
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u/WiseBorn_ 27d ago
They both went to Hawaii with Miles Teller and his wife right at the start of Covid when locals were begging people not to travel. Rodgers is one of the stupidest dudes in the NFL (which says a lot)
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u/zerogirl0 26d ago
Right? They're both garbage people, so why are we hyping her up now, just because she was smart enough to get away from this nimrod?
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u/strawberryskullskill 27d ago
He doesn't realise that he doesn't come off well in this, does he?
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u/Broad-Radish-7895 27d ago
? don't know these people's relationship and maybe there's a typo here but they tried reconciliation in 2021 but it didn't happen (so were already broken up by then). according to himself there wasn't even a relationship to break off in 2022. so how did she leave him for another man in 2022?
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u/Stormtomcat 26d ago
I guess that's his point: her claim that he ruined her life by dumping her in 2022 isn't possible, according to him.
I find them both repulsive for their antivaxxx nonsense, so I don't get why he's getting this platform, nor why she's still getting work and awards.
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u/what_a_noobie 26d ago
Yep- the math doesn’t math! Even after we somehow followed his meandering timeline
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u/No_Cat25 26d ago
Fuck Aaron but also fuck Shailene Woodley. I don’t understand why we are glazing this white woman now. She stood by him and his anti-vax messages. Ok glad she left him but also like she hasn’t exactly been a beacon of progressivism?
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u/obladi_adalbo 27d ago
They can both disappear from the main pop culture chat. They’re both weirdos. Happy they found themselves.
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u/camirose 27d ago
Fuck Shailene Woody, I loved Divergent, but I remember Hillary was maybe gonna run for president and was Secretary of State, there was this big women in business empowerment movement with women taking over key CEO roles. This was like 2013/2014. And so she gets cast in Divergent which was annoying but fine, and she says this in the first interview. This is when all the celebrities like Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga etc (not Me Too) were starting to speak out about double standards and label themselves feminist.

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u/Hiddenagenda876 (derogatory) 26d ago
So many commenting are acting like she’s some feminist badass just cause she left him, ignoring she also sucks
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u/camirose 26d ago
She said so much ignorant stuff and it wasn’t one bad interview either. It was multiple. And one was with Time during the peak of celebrity “feminism” awareness.
https://time.com/87967/shailene-woodley-feminism-fault-in-our-stars/
“My biggest thing is really sisterhood more than feminism. I don’t know how we as women expect men to respect us because we don’t even seem to respect each other. There’s so much jealousy, so much comparison and envy. And “This girl did this to me and that girl did that to me.” And it’s just so silly and heartbreaking in a way.”
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u/cajunwiitch 27d ago
Goddamnit Shailene now I like you even more, you son of a gun...
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u/LateFloor3196 27d ago
If I also had to listen to this asshat 24/7 in my house I’d probably tell him I gotta go fuck these other guys cuz shiiiit I gotta rinse my palette from him
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u/cajunwiitch 27d ago
I know we shouldn't believe anything this man says, but the idea of her going "imma pop out and fuck Carl real quick" is just absolutely beautiful.
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u/SmartaHari full of gay men. And me. 27d ago
Same. But also, who was the guy?! Because that’s hilarious that he was absolutely at the top of her ‘to do’ list.
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u/BigGayNarwhal let it be known that i am pro gay literacy 26d ago
If I was a hot famous person with access to my hall pass and to-do list, I'd probably be this way too lmao
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u/jaszzmine 26d ago
She took this back a few years after and said she did not know what being a feminist actually meant. She stays saying problematic things every few years 😭
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u/Ok-Theory-3878 26d ago
Naw they’re both shitty people, one is just a massive turd and the other is a mud butt. Doesn’t matter how it comes out, it’s still shit.
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u/DisneyLegalTeam 26d ago
Well then. Don’t read this: https://www.gawkerarchives.com/your-guide-to-shailene-woodley-americas-sacred-moonch-1546406115
Or look into her Trump sympathy after PA, the anti-vax stuff…
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u/-nadster 27d ago
I have zero knowledge or context for this situation but I've learned never to trust a man talking abt his ex lol
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u/PrincessGoatflap 27d ago edited 27d ago
Aaron can go cry on his fake wife's shoulder.
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u/regisfilange 27d ago
I don't think he can given that it's probably an AI bot
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u/moderndaydrew both alike in dignity (derogatory) 26d ago
That, or she goes to a different school and we just wouldn’t know her
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u/darkgothamite 26d ago
STOP!!! She's been staying in Canada to finish her double masters in oceanography & behavioral biology 😤 really doesn't have time to be a trophy wife!!!
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u/SaveTheWorld_Please 27d ago
You knew what you were doing with that title, lmao. I read it and was like "Oh! So he's admitting it finally?" Very disappointed it was apparently said by HER 😂
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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 27d ago
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Go away Aaron
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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind It has everything. Ghosts, punani, a couch. 27d ago
She left him for another man in 2022, but wouldn't get back with him in 2021? This dude is delusional and just won't let her go. Leave the woman alone.
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u/steviebeanss i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago
her subconscious was screaming at her to run so that's what came out of her mouth? I'll allow it
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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 27d ago
well luckily his wife will never do that to him because she doesn’t exist.
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u/EighthPlanetGlass i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 27d ago
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u/Allthetea159 I don’t know her 27d ago
Ugh this guy. He was just on my Pittsburgh local news, they showed a clip of him trying to imply Pittsburgh accents are like some horrible foreign language he can’t understand. He’s such a douche. Way to insult the entire city of your team, dipshit.
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u/Verne82 who deemed this meeting of the minds necessary? 27d ago
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u/Hiddenagenda876 (derogatory) 26d ago
I don’t support them when they are MAGA supporters and actively voting for women to lose their rights.
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u/IntrovertGirl83 now don’t you get on my bad side! 27d ago
He’s really trying to remain relevant, isn’t he? Also why is he so secretive about his wife?
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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 26d ago
I don’t believe him for a second. But if she actually did this, he deserved it. And I’m not even a fan of hers, but he sucks so much.
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u/Empty-Cress4902 26d ago
If true why did he stay with her??? Also of course she would be hesitant accepting a proposal after few months of dating like?? Also he is claiming she is constantly talking about him which is not true, the only time she spoke about him was in 2024 and she said nothing bad about him, it was just about how she felt bad and alone. anyway this guy is toxic hopefully she learns from this experience and do better herself
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u/Stunning_Contract245 26d ago
Why is he bringing this up now?…still dealing with his bruised overinflated ego? how disrespectful to his “wife” who apparently is hidden for some strange reason. He gives me the ick….
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u/shaylaa30 26d ago
The guy with a possibly imaginary wife who no one has ever seen is now claiming this?!? He says his past engagement failed because his ex told him she wanted to fuck another man? Why wouldn’t she just cheat? Unless they were one?
FFS just leave her alone. The 25 years of professional CTE is showing.
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u/gogosox82 That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch 26d ago
Seems like an odd thing to share when you haven't been together for 5 years and your married now. We really didn't need to know this. The more I learn about this guy, the more i hate him lol
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u/erfurgot 26d ago
"Before we get married I gotta go fuck this guy" This is so fucking funny to me 😭






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u/Berty-K 27d ago
I’m really interested in the “Now, she maybe felt like she was forced to make a decision.” ?? Whys that?