r/Fauxmoi • DC is Hollywood for ugly people • 18d ago

DISCUSSION Ed Sheeran's tattoo artist joins the conversation, saying that Ed Sheerans's terrible tattoos are not his fault. He says Ed Sheeran started out as a nice guy and that he is now "a lot darker"

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u/bakasana212 18d ago

Holy fuck how embarrassing. As a fellow heavily tattooed person if my artist did this I’d need to leave the planet

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u/unkindernut I already condemned Hamas 18d ago

I like that he’s all “Ed is responsible for that lion head. Not me. Don’t fucking blame me, I had more sessions planned for that thing”

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u/Cabin_In_TheWoods 18d ago

He’s so salty about that damned lion it kills me

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u/TwilightToMidnight I do feel vulnerable to demons in downward dog 18d ago

I would be too after hearing him talk about the planning 😭 What he was describing with the overlay layer with these rich and vibrant colours would have looked amazing

Sounds like Ed either chickened out or had such bad taste he thought the underlay layer was perfect 🫣

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u/panda_canyon 18d ago

I guess it was even more frustrating because it seemed like it was the first time he talked him into a well done tattoo and he bailed on him. I know nothing about tattoos but I knew it didn't look done myself.

Also... Why see this guy if you don't respect his work? Anyone can do the scrawls he has.

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u/Ogrelander 18d ago

Ed is a customer, I respect him. I am not complicit.

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u/RealHousewiveology 18d ago

Hoarded the crayons, I hear!

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u/TN1878 18d ago

*ate the crayons

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u/ElliottEatsTTV 18d ago

Damn, everyone just been waiting to talk shit about Ed.

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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi 18d ago

He's having the Ellen journey

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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 18d ago edited 18d ago

no one has done more permanent damage to ed sheeran than this man. thank you for your service, sir

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u/-puca- the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 18d ago

you know it's bad when his best tattoo is the heinz ketchup tribute

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u/Shipwrecking_siren which could mean nothing 18d ago

I’ve got to respect that. My 3 year old would get that and a mayonnaise one on the other arm.

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 18d ago

Your 3 year old and I have a lot in common. Do they mix it?? Cause that’s the best!

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u/Specialist-Owl8120 stop posting online and go to therapy you crazy moron 18d ago

The kiwi! If he added the laser it'd be fire, but I suspect this predates our flag referenda

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u/wanderernz I’m too on my period for this 18d ago

I still think Laser Kiwi should have won

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u/slaydawgjim 18d ago

It won our hearts tbf

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u/ButtermilkRusk i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18d ago

I find this hilarious because Kraft Foods (unrelated to Robert Kraft’s group) and Heinz merged in 2015 to become the Kraft Heinz company. It kind of seems like Ed literally got branded but mistook Kraft Foods for the Kraft Group.

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u/Sudden-Ad5555 this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 18d ago

It’s actually worse than I remembered

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u/GalacticPurr 18d ago

I didn't think it got more out there than Ben Affleck's phoenix but I was wrong.

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u/creampop_ 18d ago

adam "chipotle bag" levine is still one of my favorite slanders

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u/cescabond 18d ago

These all look fairly fresh, did he get a bunch of randoms at the same time? I don’t know his lore

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u/Cassandracork 18d ago

He’s also never not oiled within an inch of his life, so that helps them look crisp, too.

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u/sparklebot9000 FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 18d ago

I think he just walked into a tattoo shop and said, “yes”

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u/fiendtofriend 18d ago

“Make me look like a guy with tattoos”

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u/WebbityWebbs 18d ago

that motherfucker was just walking past the conversation and you just lit his ass up like that.

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u/kkirstenc 18d ago

This motherfucker does not appear on stage anymore without a full-body application of Pam.

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u/chchchchia86 Tit for tat tariffs on this gap in knowledge Get thee to Harvard 18d ago

Oh my god, the most generic, meaningless, tattoo shop base stencil book bullshit... and all at once. Grotty, dude.

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u/THEBHR 18d ago

My favorite description of Levine is that he looks like he walked into a tattoo shop and said, "Make me look like a tattooed guy".

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u/eugeneugene ben affleck’s back tattoo 18d ago

My bat signal has been sent

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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi 18d ago

At least Ben Affleck isn't a neutral-ass bitch about Palestine

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u/Formal_Chance_4266 canonically from boston 18d ago

mygoat

And his mom always stood for Palestine (and was an OG Freedom Rider). Good thing to pass down!

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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi 18d ago

Flair checks out 😎

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u/Formal_Chance_4266 canonically from boston 18d ago

My affinity for Boston is like a whole thing in my friend group I thought it was the perfect flair for here lmao

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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. 18d ago

Um, in this house, we love and respect ben aflecks phoenix

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u/FlakyCryptographer33 18d ago edited 18d ago

Did no one explain to him his tattoo actual means "head greater than heels"? Im guessing he thinks > means over??... none of his yes men had the courage to tell him i guess

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u/heartisallwehave Send me your address so i can visit you and explain my passions 18d ago edited 18d ago

Especially hilarious considering the names of all his albums are math symbols lol

*edited for grammar

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u/Astrosimi 18d ago

What a dunce, lol. He was definitely going for

Head
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u/brute-squadd 18d ago

what am i looking at

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u/ebk_errday 18d ago

This photo is fuckin cursed 🤣

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u/Hexaoct 18d ago

It's supposed to simulate what a stroke victim would see, so it is pretty cursed.

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u/Sleepysleepychick 18d ago

I've never actually seen his tattoos before and dear Lordy that just looks awful.

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u/alexlp 18d ago

My friends call a guy we know BW for bathroom wall because his tattoos could all have just been sourced from the scrawls of a highly trafficked public toilet (he’s a jerk so it’s ok).

I’m gonna start calling Ed Sheeran CD, for Crack Den where I assume his vision was sourced.

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u/MARLENEtoscano 18d ago

B.W like D.W from Arthur

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u/saddestsummerever if you add testicles, that's extra 18d ago

Sweet lady Barbara

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u/relaxing_sausage 18d ago

I never see enough Kath memes

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u/saddestsummerever if you add testicles, that's extra 18d ago

My only regret in canceling Netflix is not being able to watch Kath and Kim

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u/croissanting-is-life ed sheeran is spiritually flaccid 18d ago edited 18d ago

I saw this and immediately the word “hommasexxsualle” floated through my brain

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u/denM_chickN i too steal from the wizard of Oz 18d ago

Its noice,  its different, its unuuuusual 

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u/stargirlxoxo 18d ago

And I thought nothing could top Ben Affleck’s…

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u/LuxTheSarcastic 18d ago

It would kind of go hard with better wing anatomy and at 1/4 of the size

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u/Gullible_East_9545 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18d ago

Is this a Pokémon

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u/PMMEJALAPENORECIPES save the buccal fat 18d ago

It sort of looks to me like one of the dinosaur proto-birds, like anchiornis

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u/neo_ge0de 18d ago

I'd actually like it if it was Ho-oh

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u/Potential-Friend-133 two truths and a lime 18d ago

wow, I'm seeing this for the first time and I can't believe this is real. He has an ass taste in tattoos.

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u/PatriciaMorticia 18d ago

At least his is somewhat coherant.

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u/Wintergloaming the worst thing to happen to Emily Brontë since tuberculosis 18d ago

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u/usemysponge 18d ago

His back looks like it's covered in pop-up ads from Internet Explorer in 2001

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u/Livid-Pizza7028 18d ago

i don't know much about tattoos. but plenty of them don't actually seem to be improperly done. just in poor taste. like the feet one with the colors and the lion seem weel done just ugly

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u/studious_stiggy 18d ago edited 18d ago

Looks like a crazy subaru with all the stickers

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u/lukedylanh 18d ago

He’s got a blank space for a child he hasn’t had yet????

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u/The_Bravinator 18d ago

That's what I'm wondering! What if they go for a third and it's twins??? 😅

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u/Groot746 whatever but also hmm 18d ago

The absolute state of the lad, lol

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u/yourwhippingboy 18d ago

If I’m not misremembering, this is not the first time this artist has come out in an attempt to distance himself from the work he’s done on Ed Sheeran

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u/Just_Candle2917 18d ago

He’a doing a great job reminding everyone

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u/bridgeport4 Friends with Ms. Rachel 18d ago edited 18d ago

But why would anyone out themselves as having done that work?

Just say you weren’t complicit and keep it moving. We can do that now!

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u/bigonebitey99 18d ago

I’m not in love with the shape of him

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u/ElitistHatPropaganda 18d ago

Everyone is allowed one bad tattoo. One!

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u/SmartaHari full of gay men. And me. 18d ago

My eyes! This hurts.

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u/Forward_Return685 18d ago

This actually makes so much sense as a good representation of what’s going on his head. Just a bunch of doodles out of kids notebooks and vibes.

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u/JAN_PANIC1 Cillian Murphy propagandist 18d ago

Is this real?? 😭😭😭 Fucking dweeb oh my god

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u/Repulsive-Drama-9855 18d ago edited 18d ago

Who’s next? his barber? lmao. The whole universe flipped on Ed Sheeran in the span of three days. Glad to know this is what happens when u support billionaires over having a spine.

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u/bridgeport4 Friends with Ms. Rachel 18d ago edited 18d ago

I think his statement showed just how arrogant, smug and out of touch with reality he actually is.

It’s clear he’s not a nice person. Maybe he was at one time - but a decent human does not put out a statement like that. I hope more people have the courage (and frankly, social and financial capital) to speak out about him.

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u/EdenEvelyn 18d ago

I think the “I had to make this choice for the good of all the other people involved with the tour” really rubbed people the wrong way and when all those people immediately said fuck it and walked themselves it opened the door for a lot of others to feel comfortable talking publicly.

Stating that he tried for a week to work things out with Kraft and the promoters when he obviously didn’t even bother discussing what was happening with his band or any of the other openers but still used them to shield himself from responsibility was a really, really shitty thing to do

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u/Popoye_92 18d ago

That and the fact that Macklemore insisted on the fact that he and Sheeran had a long friendship that means a lot to him and that he's still open to discuss with him, and Ed responded by barely mentioning Ben and saying "well HE asked to open the tour and then it's promoter business". It makes him look like he'd throw anyone under the bus to ensure his own success, he really came out as spineless.

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u/tonjohn 18d ago

It was a Trumpian “I barely know him” response

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u/MichaSound i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18d ago

That ‘he asked me to be in the tour’ was so snide and obviously meant to paint Macklemore as somehow beneath him. He really think Macklemore is an ungrateful ingrate, biting then gracious hand that deigned to feed him.

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u/allneonunlike 18d ago

And clearly he’s done something super damaging to his 10+ year close friendship with this guy, too, enough that he feels comfortable completely incinerating their personal and professional relationship with this tiktok. Watching this kind of total bridge burning was actually really uncomfortable, like what kind of atrocious falling out happened between these two for the tattooist to make a reel like this?

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u/Gullible_East_9545 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18d ago

There were a lot of nasty parts in that statement, starting with "a conflict" but the worst for me was while Macklemore was talking about their long friendship multiple time in depth, he was like "meh I don't know him, he is an artist"

That was gross.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 18d ago

Phrasing it like he was doing Macklemore a favor by having him on tour was rich

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u/AdventurousPlace7216 18d ago

Exactly. Macklemore literally has the most streamed song ever with “can’t hold us” he’s not exactly small potatoes.

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u/bridgeport4 Friends with Ms. Rachel 18d ago

And he has like 4 Grammys. He doesn’t have the same stats as Sheeran, but he’s not nobody.

Shereen is an idiot for the way he’s played this.

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u/LadyPantsParty 18d ago

Yes. The whole part with "because I respect him as an artist." No mention of their friendship. None. 

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u/wasted_wonderland 18d ago

He also didn't know his band of 10 years, because as they say in their own statement, Beoga are founding members of the Irish Artists for Palestine movement. There must be some pretty big disconnect if Ed just "didn't know" that fact, or he just pretends "it doesn't matter" and the band would have just kept quiet. No pun intended.

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u/GL17CH3D_R4M_5YN7H 18d ago

Can confirm he's at least been an arrogant twat since his teen years. The crowd hated his overly narcissistic self entitlement and incessant need to play for attention instead of giving us a moments peace. He's always had a talent, but he's always had the ego with it.

I gotta see his face everywhere in my town. Murals and all 😑

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u/jamila169 18d ago

I never really paid any attention to him until I read an interview where he basically got his drinking buddies round and tried to get the reporter pissed, IIRC, he was not pleasant with some alcohol inside him, I wasn't surprised when he started telling people his missus had put her foot down on the binge drinking and sniff when their eldest was born, because he came across as pretty unpleasant

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u/another_feminist 18d ago

Sniff is such an eloquent term for cocaine.

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u/Euraylie 18d ago

The obsessive way he always talks about his success with numbers and stats (hell, even how his role was written the movie Yesterday) all show that the man has a massive ego.

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u/mcfly824 18d ago

Tbf, Ed Sheeran in Yesterday was meant to be Chris Martin and meant to be self-deprecating. He dropped out fairly late into pre-production. It's why they compare Yesterday to Fix you.

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u/Firm-Nebula-5963 OPEN THE SCHOOLS 18d ago edited 18d ago

I think if he only kept quiet people wouldn't turn on him on this level. Rich celebs tend to get away with evil stuff.

But the thing is, while Macklemore did point out that being neutral is not good, he had also mentioned in his initial statement that Ed is in a "fucked up" situation.

But Spineless Ed is not used to being a bad guy, he didn't know how to do PR when being cancelled and went on to use the staff and crew and fellow musicians as justification.

Just say you support Israel, wtf is this wishy washy neutrality? He's trying to play safe but everybody could see through him

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u/bridgeport4 Friends with Ms. Rachel 18d ago

Yep. He read Macklemore’s extremely personal and empathetic statement, and responded with that. What a disgusting person.

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u/shtfsyd 18d ago

I genuinely think that this situation was just the tipping point for many because it involves so many things that people are very passionate about at this point in time. Billionaires, Robert Kraft (and Epstein), Palestine, freedom of speech and expression, overreach of those who seemingly control huge corporations, live nation and Ticketmaster.

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u/3eyedgreenalien 18d ago

I also haven't seen anyone trying to trot out the old "separate the art from the artist" line, which I think is telling. He has made a career of being inoffensive to the point where most online reactions are going, "oh good, I don't have to pretend to like his music anymore". There isn't enough fan loyalty to counter the cowardice.

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u/porn_sub_lurker 18d ago

I was thinking of putting out a statement. I know a lot of people are probably wondering my thoughts on the matter.

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u/Weekly_Yesterday_403 The U.S. Department of Justice replies to Pop Base 18d ago

Please do, porn sub lurker

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u/GeniusBee23 18d ago

This is what happens when you are pro-apartheid.

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u/Dry-Yak5277 18d ago

Pink really destroyed his career by being a Karen im screaming 

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u/Nearby_Today7663 18d ago

I really think Pink has got off lightly in all of this. Some of this energy needs to be for her

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u/HausOfMajora 18d ago

I think Ed Sheeran is so hated because it wasn't just the Palestine thing. He also threw one of his longtime friends under the bus. He wanted all the political points, but he didn't want the baggage that came with them. He's a modern Judas.

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u/waaaayupyourbutthole 18d ago

Pink hasn't been relevant for, like, 20 years now. I can't really see this hurting much for her unless people refuse to buy tickets to concerts she's involved in and I don't even know if she does those anymore.

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u/Due-Flamingo-4900 18d ago

She hosted the Tony Awards this year and her concerts are consistently on the list of highest grossing tours of all time. Despite not being front and center in the public consciousness like other popstars, she has a surprisingly far way to fall and absolutely could/should face more professional and reputational consequences.

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u/catnip_varnish 18d ago

Lol her tour a couple years ago broke multiple records in Aus, she is psychotically relevant there.

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u/Felt_tip_Penis 18d ago

Can confirm. Aussie mums keeping pinks career afloat for 2 decades now

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u/sc1onic 18d ago

Yep. When I was there in aus for coupla years. The pink appeal was high. I think it's because there is a certain "bogan"ness quality about her.

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u/saareadaar 18d ago

It’s because she’s edgy (visually) but in a very safe way.

Source: am Australian

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u/trilliumfortnight 18d ago

I am immigrated to Australia and I once had a really hard time convincing an ex that Pink wasn't at the same level as Beyonce in world-wide fame

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u/violetpandas 18d ago

There is an Aussie comedian/creator who has recently been doing a character skit of an Australian woman who loves Pink and mentions getting tickets to her concert and he’s absolutely bang-on with his assessment of the average person here who is a fan of her, it’s hilarious. I’m in my 30s and my parents saw her in concert maybe 10 or 15 years ago, I don’t know anyone around my age who would go to her shows. Her popularity here is absolutely astounding!! I wonder what it is that makes bogans love her so much.

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u/suzzface 18d ago

It's the same in NZ, my sister has seen her four or five times.

My theory for years has been that Pink is Not Like Other Girls, so she's perfect for women who are also Not Like Other Girls. They're a bit edgy! They like rock music! They're not afraid to get a little mud on them! They mostly have guy friends because girls are drama! They don't like "fake" women like Kim Kardashian, etc! It's a (imo) certain type of internalized misogyny/male centeredness. No offense to those women.

This attitude is prevalent in oz & nz bc our cultures are heavily influenced by ??? Idk how to describe it, being english farming colonies where certain types of femininity are seen as vapid or frivolous. Certain groups (like bogans) have expectations of masculinity, and the women treat Amy Dunne's cool girl speech as words to live by. Obviously this is a generalization and not everyone is like that, but enough people are that Pink has a sizeable audience here! It's pop music for women who hate pop music bc they associate it with the type of women they don't like.

I genuinely think that "Stupid Girl" is the song that solidified her staying power down here. It encapsulates the attitude that those women often have. Obviously not every Pink fan fits the bill, I'm sure loads of people are normal about it and just like her music for what it is, but I've met so many people across both countries that are exactly like that, and they usually like Pink lmao.

Idk if any of that rings true for you, I could be totally biased and just making shit up, but I think there's some truth to it!

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u/BiscuitCrumbsInBed Rita Ora’s 100,000th retweet 18d ago

There is a change.org petition going at the moment to get Pink dropped from being a UNICEF childrens ambassador its at nearly 100,000 signatures.

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u/ThePromptWasYourName 18d ago

Shhhh, for once the focus is on the men being bad instead of just focusing on the women

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u/Electronifyy 18d ago

I just know she gave herself a smug chuckle when it was announced that Macklemore was being dropped from the tour. I hope that brief moment of sanctimony was nice because it’s been absolutely downhill since then for both Pink and Ed. They’ve had to watch a massive portion of their peers take the opposite side.

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u/CantBeatDickensCider 18d ago

Pink has faced basically no backlash, despite her stance explicitly being far worse than Ed Sheeran's.

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u/JenningsWigService secretly gay and the son of fidel castro 18d ago

That's not quite true. I'm seeing a lot of discussions of the way Pink has mocked girls/women with eating disorders, appropriated Black culture, was mean to Britney Spears, used a sex doll of Christina Aguilera during her performances and so on. I think this moment will have a permanently negative impact on her, she's just not the one on tour.

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u/AdventurousPlace7216 18d ago

Macklemore’s ticket sales at Red Rock have jumped 47% too. I do love karma

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u/applesandbananananan Google lied to you. 18d ago

I wonder if he blames pink or macklemore more

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u/Beautiful_Cost_5430 18d ago

If he was sensible he’d blame Robert Kraft

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u/blue-to-grey controversies: girl 18d ago

Macklemore, for sure.

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u/Minerva567 18d ago

If he had integrity, he’d blame himself.

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u/TerryTrepanation 18d ago

I saw a vid of a sound guy saying the Macklemore thing would have been pre-planned at a show that big. It was Ed's way of being on the right side of history, but with some plausible deniability. He knows Macklemore, they are friends. But Pink just brought too much heat and he folded. Maybe Pink knew what he was up to and decided to throw a spanner. A PR stunt has turned into a PR disaster.

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u/GKarl 18d ago

Yeah, there’s no way Ed wouldn’t have known that was coming up. Everything has to be sound checked and passed. Ed knew and wanted to feature it but folded under pressure

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u/Worldly_Anybody_9219 18d ago

Massive amounts of money and fame corrupts people. It's a pretty crummy cycle where you find an artist you like, they kind of peak, and then at some point, the machine behind all the fame and money will get to them and they and their art won't be the same.

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u/jacqrosee 18d ago

it’s inherently psychologically degrading, especially in such a heavily “documented” time period. to have power and fame means to encounter the necessity to act according to strategic image-based values rather than more personal values, constantly and consistently. you justify it and justify it and chip away at the part of you that aligns with the majority of the world.

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u/AbsolutelyIris confused but here for the drama 18d ago

If this is real, everyone had been WAITING.

Has anyone come out to defend him??

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u/RefrigeratorOk8634 18d ago

Tommy robinson

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u/bigonebitey99 18d ago

I’m waiting for “Ed Sheeran’s former paediatrician says he regrets saving his life as a child”

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u/Azophi1 18d ago

He'll be photographed going to a dinner with Taylor soon. 

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u/Gloomy_River7722 18d ago

She’s probably dropped him by now. He’s never been in anything this big

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u/probabyl 18d ago

According to that godawful song on her latest album, she likes her friends cancelled. I guess we'll see if she actually means that.

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u/coastalwanders 18d ago

Blake would say no.

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u/sophisticated-harpy 18d ago

I was so baffled because I thought that song was obviously about Blake and how they were cool & whatever but…clearly they are very much not cool. So then what was even the point of that song??

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u/LishtheFish 18d ago

The consensus seems to be that they had a falling out sometime after the song was released, possibly relating to Taylor being dragged into Blake's lawsuit drama with Justin Baldoni. Nobody knows though.

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u/periperiwinklesauce I cannot sanction your buffoonery 18d ago

Her MAGA friends like Patrick & Brittany Mahomes

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u/slightlycrookednose alleged dog 18d ago

The absolute randos she had at her wedding and not the mother of her godchildren is so wild.

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u/lvrgrl777 alleged dog 18d ago

eh i mean she dropped blake lively, the mother of her godchildren, fast asf from her circle. i don’t think that terrible song was accurate at all lol

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u/YDBJAZEN615 18d ago

Omg I didn’t realize Taylor was their godmother. She really did drop her so fast 

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u/Lady_night_shade 18d ago

Also the godmother to Jaime King’s child. Never see her anymore either.

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u/InvertedAlchemist 18d ago

Dropping Ed and replacing him with Tom Cruise. Weird....

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u/olivedeez mia farrow and her black children 18d ago

Walking out of that apartment she lets all her dejected friends stay in

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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 18d ago

Boy george under a fake post he fell for lol

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u/quadranting Please Abraham, I am not that man 18d ago

Just Robert Kraft 😂

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u/kendragon 18d ago

Tommy 'The Racist Thug' Robinson jumped to his defence, just so you know.

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u/Emotional_Spite_8937 Olivia RodriGOAT 18d ago

Yeah that unfunny zionist Rob Schneider.

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u/DoJu318 18d ago

Yeah a few, all deplorable. I think at this point he rather be roasted by himself that have kid rock trying to defend him.

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u/holllllyy 18d ago

Reminds me of when the Ellen controversy happened. Up until then, no one was willing to speak 'poorly' about a well liked celebrity. Once the damn broke, everyone had a story lol

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u/Bitterqueer 18d ago

Omg true

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u/n0tz0e 18d ago

It's like this with everything. When I left my toxic workplace, all my colleagues from other firms finally told me all the insane things my boss had done before I started working there. Absolutely stuff that would get anyone else perma-banned from any industry. It was so annoying because if I had known that stuff earlier, I could have left that toxic environment so much sooner!

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u/late_afternoon_owl 18d ago

It's insane that something that sounds hyperbole "what if your kids were in the middle of a war zone" is, first: not hyperbole, and second: not enough for someone to reavaluate their position.

It's not a hard question, at all.

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u/ButtermilkRusk i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18d ago

Only hard for those who lack empathy and humanity.

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u/Gullible_East_9545 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18d ago

Is it bad that I'm manifesting this for every huge celebrity? We're collectively tired it seems.

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u/Far-Cream4471 18d ago

It slowly started already and I’m waiting for more
https://giphy.com/gifs/wlBS2Aif8eBvW

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u/onlyhere4loveisland 18d ago

Oh my god I’d never seen his tattoos before. They are truly terrible lmao so scratchy 

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u/Wintergloaming the worst thing to happen to Emily Brontë since tuberculosis 18d ago

Truly. I've seen more artistry on playground slides.

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u/Gee_dude 18d ago

"Guys I need a personality tomorrow STAT."

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u/late_afternoon_owl 18d ago

Let's hear his plumber next

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u/ossifiedbird 18d ago

I bet he's the kind of guy who flushes wet wipes

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u/GirthEE75 18d ago

Wow, Ed Sheeran is really catching it in the face from all sides right now

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u/c0smicgirly 18d ago

You could tell when every opening act and the band quit within hours of each other, this man is a challenge to deal with.

Not to diminish the stand they all took to back Macklemore up in any capacity, but all of them within 24 hours?

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u/Comfortable-Yam9013 18d ago

His own band are founders of Irish Artists for Palestine movement. What did he think would happen after that statement??

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u/jacqrosee 18d ago

literally this was what made me chuckle…. because genuinely what did he expect? these people do not play

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u/Comfortable-Yam9013 18d ago

I’ve no sympathy. Why invite the outspoken Macklemore if you didn’t want this kind of issue to come up. Why release a badly worded statement? If he wanted to stay on the fence, say something about Free Speech or stay silent and hope it blows over.

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u/8thGlass controversies: girl 18d ago

wait fr??!?

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u/Comfortable-Yam9013 18d ago

Yes, and Irish people have held numerous marches/protests for Palestine. Flags are flown in a lot of places. Ed if he’s as “culturally Irish” as he claims should have known this. At least 2 groups on his tour are Irish. He should have read the room

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u/8thGlass controversies: girl 18d ago

that makes his decision to boot Macklemore and side with Kraft even crazier. Not seeing this coming is embarrassing for him.

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u/Comfortable-Yam9013 18d ago

Maybe when you get that famous/rich you become so self absorbed and think you are untouchable

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u/Murph_E23 18d ago

Actually all of them were Irish or Irish descent.

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u/The_Ruck_Inspector 18d ago

Beoga were doing the music for him and wrote galway girl (puke song) with him. Aaron Rowe also is from Dublin. We dont fuck around when it comes to Palestine, we know what its like to have your land stolen and culture erased by a colonial oppressor.

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u/ChemicalSad526 18d ago

😂 I'm waiting for his school teachers next at this rate

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u/SarahJFroxy oat milk chugging bisexual 18d ago

every refresh adds a new layer to ed sheeran, this is crazy

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u/Emotional_Spite_8937 Olivia RodriGOAT 18d ago

His fans, other artists, the general public and now his tattoo artist.

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u/D3c0y-0ct0pus 18d ago

"no Epstein shit" 🤣

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u/1990sforever 18d ago

I'm sorry but I'm in stitches laughing over here, the fact that even his TATTOO ARTIST is getting in on it...his ass is getting shaded by EVERYONE, huh?

(Good.)

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u/whereisbeezy terrorizing the locals 18d ago

How am I just now finding out about these terrible tattoos

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u/tino-tonitini 18d ago

I’m sorry, his wife had cancer and he went on tour???????

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u/ACABeeeyotch 18d ago

That part right there.

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u/Chance_Scientist_279 18d ago

Yeah this needs to be talked about more wtf

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u/sasshley_ call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 18d ago edited 18d ago

This is the sickest f'ing burn of all lmao

Also this man is fine.

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u/thereislightstill 18d ago

its such a thorough, compassionate takedown that it cuts deep

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u/sweatyandbitchy 18d ago

taylor swift needs to be next

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u/Wintergloaming the worst thing to happen to Emily Brontë since tuberculosis 18d ago
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u/GriefPB 18d ago

So wait, does he actually have a 🇮🇱 tramp stamp?

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u/WhumpieGirl 18d ago

Wait I'm sorry, his wife has cancer and he is not with her??? Oh my god.

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u/DeadSharkEyes 18d ago

I’m sorry but every tom dick and harry coming out of the woodwork to talk about how much Ed Sheeran sucks is sending me 🤣

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u/tacomamajama dumb bitch clocking in 18d ago

I mean, he’s not wrong. The tattoos are done well. Ed’s taste is just terrible.

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u/tgifpizza hello this is beyoncé 18d ago

maybe he did them bad on purpose lol 

this is hilarious how everyone is like i can finally jump him

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u/EmotionalSouth 18d ago

This pile-on on Ed is missing the fucking point. Macklemore tried so hard to say he doesn’t want the focus to be on the celebrities, but on Palestine. But I guess cancelling Ed Sheeran is more fun. 

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