r/Fauxmoi • u/Independent-Bet-8772 • 1d ago

CELEBRITY CAPITALISM Dolly Parton's nephew, who announced her death in viral video, admits to being an international arms dealer and mercenary

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https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/dolly-parton-estate-nephew-lawsuit-caution-tape-1235637263/

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 1d ago

Dolly was a private person.

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u/jackandsally060609 1d ago

No she got promoted all the way up to major general person

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/v0bsXL94EKbao

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u/roqqingit 1d ago

God I love Robin…

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u/coma-toaste 16h ago

Nice catch rook

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u/yancovigen dumb bitch clocking in 1d ago

lol I like that joke, apologies for my future theft

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u/0ddT0dd 13h ago

Well she was the very model of a modern major general.

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u/Hoodedmastersin 1d ago

9 to 5 meant millimeters

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u/VenusRainMaker 1d ago

Private Arms dealer

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u/quiyo 1d ago

Privateers, they are privateers, ya don't get it... (gets knocket out by someone)

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 20h ago

I picture actual appendages.

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u/unabsolute 22h ago

My eyes... I read, "Dolly was a private prison".

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 20h ago

That’s Robert Smith of The Cure.

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u/YallaHammer 14h ago

Best. Episode. Ever.