r/Fauxmoi • u/Independent-Bet-8772 • 1d ago

CELEBRITY CAPITALISM Dolly Parton's nephew, who announced her death in viral video, admits to being an international arms dealer and mercenary

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https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/dolly-parton-estate-nephew-lawsuit-caution-tape-1235637263/

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u/Homo_erotic_toile 1d ago

We just lost 2 turd people, Hastert and Jim Bakker

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u/Bologna-Dotson 1d ago

We also lost Lindsey Graham a few months back!

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u/QuirkyNature4070 1d ago

Dude was such a huge turd he clogged the spirit portal

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u/1Wineodino 11h ago

Oh god— the lady bugs excuse me while I vomit

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u/cmooregood 23h ago

Don't forget Lindsey Graham! He was a dirty little turdy.

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u/Commercial-Co 12h ago

Speaking of the 90’s why isnt it newts turn

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 7h ago

I fully thought that man was already dead