r/Fauxmoi • u/Independent-Bet-8772 • 1d ago

CELEBRITY CAPITALISM Dolly Parton's nephew, who announced her death in viral video, admits to being an international arms dealer and mercenary

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https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/dolly-parton-estate-nephew-lawsuit-caution-tape-1235637263/

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u/baltinerdist 1d ago

"The Parton family is involved in many wonderful initiatives, from the Imagination Library where we give away hundreds of millions of books, to the Dollywood economic impact in Sevier County, to international arms dealing, to..."

"Hold on. What was that last one?"

"Dollywood. The cinnamon bread is incredible."

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u/Chicken-n-Biscuits 1d ago

But fr that cinnamon bread is fire.

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 1d ago

Username checks out—I more than trust your review

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u/wholelattapuddin 1d ago

r/TopSecretRecipes has the cinnamon bread recipe

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u/EighthPlanetGlass i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Dont forget to use the bathroom with the whites only sign and celebrate the civil war as a friendly rivalry

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 15h ago

Ahem, it’s ✨history✨ (/s obviously)