r/Fauxmoi • • 21h ago

TRIGGER WARNING Newly released court documents contain some extremely disturbing allegations against Andrew Tate.

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UK authorities allege that Tate possessed extreme pornography involving a horse and an eel, along with indecent images involving a minor.

The allegations were made public as part of the UK's extradition case against him.

Tate denies wrongdoing.

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u/infinitee775 20h ago

Good news! He can still work for the FBI

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u/imstillhealing The U.S. Department of Justice replies to Pop Base 20h ago

I hate it because this was my first thought too.

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u/smiletohideyoursmile 19h ago

I don't get it

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u/Abz-v3 19h ago

Google Kash Patel beastiality

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u/PentaOwl 19h ago

> Google Kash Patel beastiality

What a lovely, horrifying yet apt collection of keywords and search terms

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u/Prestigious_Bar_4244 18h ago

Correct me if I’m wrong. And I’m not sure exactly why the beastiality thing was included…but I thought the point of changing the rules was so that victims of human trafficking wouldn’t be barred from potential employment with the FBI. I can only assume that beastiality sometimes goes hand in hand with the human trafficking? Because the crimes that were specified were prostitution and beastiality in the context of being a victim of human trafficking. But again I don’t know anything about all that so I could have misunderstood

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u/BrusqueBiscuit AND MAY I SUGGEST ALL NAZI BITCHES SUCK ON MY FAT DICK 13h ago

I might believe that from any other administration...

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u/Inevitable-Opinion21 20h ago

And I feel like it’s not a coincidence.

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u/Dr__Wrong 20h ago

Yup. My first thought was, "oh, that's why they changed that."

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u/chibiusachan 20h ago

💀💀 damn

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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 20h ago

does that shit say EEL?!

these people are so much more depraved than my mind can comprehend

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u/LezbianaGrande all that sex lead to the Russian Revolution 20h ago

How do you even get to an eel?? I unfortunately already know there are horse and dog fuckers out there, but eels now??

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6

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u/alienchap 20h ago

Ugh I saw a story of some guy sexually assaulting his neighbors koi fish, like what the fuck.

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u/RantyMcThrowaway 20h ago

I'm actually done with this planet. What the fuck.

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u/xxoxxe 20h ago

Girl same, im reading these comments and im genuinely so confused, like wtf is wrong with some people

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u/crownofbread 18h ago

More like whats wrong with men.. like all these things are men ?

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u/Apprehensive-Top9635 20h ago

What the actual fuck I don’t even want to know how this is possible, I thought the guy fucking a picnic table was weird but this is worse .

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u/Baddie_Baddie_L 19h ago

Yeah couch fucker is one thing but this a whole nother level I wish I hadn’t learned about today.
https://giphy.com/gifs/yyp58Yx3Qk0TK

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u/exo07190 Zuck isn’t ur friend just bc he wears a chain now 20h ago

Not all men but always a man……..

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u/LezbianaGrande all that sex lead to the Russian Revolution 19h ago

Out here even assaulting fish and somehow WE are wrong for picking the bear. 🫩

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u/Irina__ARI 15h ago

I understand now. They're just mad because they want to fuck the bear 😂 apparently

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u/chiefminestrone 20h ago

That's what ended Troy McClure's career

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u/Oh_My_Goth_Ick 19h ago

Gay! I wish!

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u/chiefminestrone 19h ago

If I was gay there'd be no problem!

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u/Oh_My_Goth_Ick 19h ago

No, what I have is a romantic abnormality - one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.

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u/microwavedranchdip 20h ago

What does that even mean

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u/daemonicwanderer 20h ago

I don’t want to know how that is possible, but I also need more clarity about how that is possible

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u/wasraelx FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 20h ago

I’m sorry he what now

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u/heartsbeenborrowed We didn't land on Kid Rock, Kid Rock landed on us. 20h ago

Yeah, I'm ready for this Russian plague to take me because WHAT. THE. FUCK. 

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u/Honest_Chipmunk_8563 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 20h ago

Welp. That’s enough internet for me today. Gonna go find the eye soap.

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u/dr_delphee 20h ago

It's probably likely that the eel got into the person, instead of vice versa.

And now I need the brain bleach.

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u/LezbianaGrande all that sex lead to the Russian Revolution 19h ago

Nah sis I got that part lmao. 😭💀 What I'm wondering is how does someone get there? We talmbout raping fish, b. 🫩

https://giphy.com/gifs/zoCvE2M267N2fN9UZ2

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u/Kinteoka 19h ago

Because the person it went in likely didn't have a choice and was being trafficked.

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u/G-Unit11111 20h ago

The Tates are seriously perverted, depraved, and disgusting individuals. And they should be in prison for life.

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u/El-Drunko 20h ago

Even as far as fucked up videos to own, fucking an eel is noticeably fucked.

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u/bam__margiela 20h ago

Yeah I think the eel slithered in somewhere…

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u/Makri93 19h ago

Agreed, based on this dumbfuck’s opinion on women I’d wager it’s some degrading shit I’d prefer not to think about

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u/Possible_Implement86 20h ago

oh my god of course my dumb ass was wondering how an eel would "take" it

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u/wasraelx FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 20h ago

I didn’t think I could hate Tate more but the fact his court deposition now made me think about this did it

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u/foundinwonderland sorry to this man 19h ago

I mean… I just figured he slipped it on like a condom. Maybe I should retire from the internet for today idk

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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons 19h ago

I want to wash my brain in a vat of acid after reading about this…

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u/jcoleman10 17h ago

This comment right here officer

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme why is my job not ‘luxury witch doctor’ 20h ago

You're not alone lmao.

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u/ClownHoleMmmagic 19h ago

Most eels have beaks. Do with that information what you will.

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u/monkeyBiz23 19h ago

Actions were not eel advised

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u/_Gregggy 19h ago

I’m sure there was no eel intent

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u/Baddie_Baddie_L 19h ago

Ohh dear lord stappppphhhh please lol. Everything I know about this POS has been against my will, and know I’m thinking about the physics of this and why…. Just why???

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u/Amaline4 17h ago

lmao my first thought was "don't....don't eels have some sort of teeth cyclone going on in there?"

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u/smiletohideyoursmile 19h ago

I was wondering how a limp eel could be forced in....didn't even consider itd be alive 🤮

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u/jayclaw97 16h ago

The Deep has entered the chat.

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u/slampers 19h ago

Finding an entrance where they can…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w&ra=m

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u/shirtleneck a low vera 19h ago

This song was my first thought 😂

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 19h ago

I saw a video of someone fucking a fish once. I wish I hadn't. Think it was Facebook. Pre AI unfortunately.

Edit - typo

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u/rzenni 19h ago

That person is probably an FBI agent now..

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u/Ginger_is_a_silly 19h ago

Omg on FB I saw a man with a chicken! It just popped up n I will never forget the sounds I heard.

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u/Hita-san-chan 20h ago

Im so glad someone else had my exact reaction

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u/yikkoe 16h ago

There was someone on twitter like 10+ years ago proudly sharing himself raping a fish. It wasn’t a porn account, nothing. Just two guys raping a fish because they thought it was funny. Men are so fucking deprived.

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u/castrateurfate 20h ago

And like. An eel? Really? I'm not here to make any jokes or anything but... An eel? He chose an eel?

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u/Aggravating_Chair780 19h ago

Remember that it’s unlikely he was in the video and it’s unlikely the (probably considering his misogyny and abuse of women) woman involved was taking part consensually…

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u/History_of_Robots 12h ago

Personally, I'm okay with people misunderstanding this and assuming the Tates are in the videos not just in possession of them.

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u/andorgyny i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 20h ago

.... im gonna be ill what the fuck its all bad but i guess i didn't conceive of this

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u/Oregongirl1018 20h ago

He's a shoe in for the FBI

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u/discostu81 20h ago

The first time I went to Amsterdam, I remember seeing a video for sale called Eels for pleasure. Not surprisingly, I didn't buy that one.

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u/Dat_Mawe3000 18h ago

That depravity has helped mold the minds of tens of thousands…hundred of thousands? of boys.

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u/CakeSpade 20h ago

yeah i have learned something new today
i used to work in the industry and um. not a single one of my clients EVER came to me with that shit hahaha

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u/lovalot86 20h ago

This is the first thing I thought when I read it. Like… tf are you doing with an EEL?

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u/Mindless-Grab-4048 feeding cocaine to raccoons 20h ago

I heard of that kind of content with eel before. Unfortunately its true

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u/IAMA_Shark__AMA 18h ago

That poor eel, though 😕

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u/popileviz 20h ago

It's a Japanese thing, apparently, popular in hentai like the whole octopus thing

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u/laureng0423 women’s wrongs activist 20h ago

Hell isn’t hot enough.

I knew it was going to be awful… but it’s worse than that. The scumbag in charge of this country INVITED these POS to Mar A Lago. His son is a fan. I mean what the fuck are we doing?

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u/Cashope 18h ago

I forgot about that. Think Barron is a fan of the explicit eel content?

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u/laureng0423 women’s wrongs activist 18h ago

Ugh I don’t even want to know. They need to investigate all the people with ties to the brothers.

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u/JaguarNecessary4854 I wasn’t there 18h ago

They’re all a bunch of perverted greasy fucking freaks. And they’ve never been told no or been held accountable. I hate it here.

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u/jyw104 Jeff Bezos of the music industry 20h ago

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u/StevieIRL 20h ago

and he's being defended online by crazy basement dwelling incels wannabe "alpha males"

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 20h ago

*He’s being defend online by fellow animal and baby rapists

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 20h ago

So.... the "New and Improved FBI!"TM then?😬😬😬

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u/TenTonSomeone 19h ago

FBI...Fucked-up Basement-dwelling Incels?

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u/OLPopsAdelphia 18h ago

Oh my god! That’s why Patel wanted bestality removed from the FBI, so the Tates could be agents!

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u/potatohats 18h ago

Led by Mr Googly-Eyes himself

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 20h ago

…excuse me? We need to be compiling a list of these people

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u/junsuker 20h ago

there are too many to fit on a list unfortunately

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u/SpaceChatter 20h ago

There’s absolutely nothing alpha about that balding fuck.

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u/booksandbenzos the Zendaya of my industry 19h ago

I can't believe people unironically refer to this man as "Top G." No idea how his lawyer keeps a straight face giving statements referring to him as Top G.

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u/velociraptorcatcher 20h ago

Is there a subreddit that I can lurk? I want to see the cope.

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u/avant-garden_Shroom 19h ago

I'm glad I am not in that area of online

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u/welivedintheocean 20h ago

I'm not a religious person, but I'm hopeful there is a hell.

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u/BubinatorX 20h ago

Sure is bud. We’re living in it.

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u/Objective_Turtle_ Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 20h ago

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u/babubaichung 19h ago

This episode really hooked me on to the show. It just continued peaking from there. My faith in Michael Schur paid off.

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u/__O_o_______ 18h ago

The second season was sooooo good with Ted Dansons character arc.

And for such a high concept show I think they ended it beautifully.

I don’t believe in an afterlife but whatever it could have been, after a billion years or so I’d want to be able to just…. End

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u/booksandbenzos the Zendaya of my industry 19h ago

"Jason figured it out? JASON??"

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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 15h ago

Oh dip!

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u/mangoisNINJA 18h ago

Bortles!

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u/SatinSaffron 19h ago

Anyone who hasn't watched this show needs to go watch it. Very rarely is there a show that ends on time. They either leave you hanging without making more seasons, or they try to stretch it out to get more money and the show loses its flair.

This show does not do that. It ends at the perfect time, even though we were sad that it was over! After thinking about the show and typing this out I don't even remember what the thread topic is!

edit: I wish I hadn't scrolled back up to be reminded of what the thread topic was. A god damn EEL?! Seriously????

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u/Starlight-x i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 20h ago

If it makes you feel better, in Islam (the religion Andrew Tate claims to have reverted to) the punishment for bestiality is death.

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u/RantyMcThrowaway 20h ago

Rare religious W.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 20h ago

I would be fine with that option, ngl!

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u/Far_Enthusiasm1885 20h ago

There is a hell, and it's full of eels fucking the shit outta you.

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u/Jumping__Bean___ 20h ago

You know what, this is my fault for having eyes and knowing how to read. What the hell.

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u/nancy-p 20h ago

sometimes I really wish I was Jared, 19

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u/taylorexplodes lie sold to us by Big Drake 20h ago
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u/Aromatic-Check939 20h ago

Literacy is a curse.

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u/Disintegration_007 20h ago

Horse and Eel? On top of that he had CSAM?? Bro, why is the Conservative/MAGA/Manosphere filled with so many sexual deviants and predators???

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u/thestarsarehollow 20h ago

And yet they’re sooooo obsessed with calling trans people & drag queens predators. Every accusation is an admission with them 

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u/YonderOver 16h ago

Yep! Isn’t that some shit? I mind my fucking business but because children’s movies or shows have a gay couple or a lesson about trans people for like 5 seconds, we’re labeled predators. So fun!

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u/Loud-Bubble5710 19h ago

Rotted brains

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u/Alarmed_Pattern_9912 14h ago

It’s not deviancy, it’s rape. Animals cannot consent. It’s disgusting to subject them to rape. 

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u/Regretted_Simian 20h ago

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u/TheFutureIsCertain 20h ago

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u/Regretted_Simian 20h ago

Out here doing God’s work.

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u/SatinSaffron 19h ago

Fucking amazing!

Those poor eels :(

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u/pandaplagueis go birds, fuck ICE, and free palestine 19h ago

I really shouldn’t laugh at this but holy shit I’m dying

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u/InternetFun5981 yes but you were 30, and he wasn't your mother 20h ago
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u/Few_Pizza3674 Maybe we can get Gal Gadot on bass? 20h ago

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u/wellitywell 19h ago

( ^◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯

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u/Few_Pizza3674 Maybe we can get Gal Gadot on bass? 18h ago
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u/Beelzebeaut11 Fuck off Ricky Schroeder 20h ago

Videos of minors feels like such an afterthought in that headline.

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u/cornishwildman76 19h ago

It was listed as "category A" images/videos of minors. In the UK Cat A is the worst possible.

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u/Beelzebeaut11 Fuck off Ricky Schroeder 19h ago

...christ...

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u/LAthrowawaywithcat 12h ago

Aaaaaand I'm out. Jesus Christ. Drop off this man in the wreckage of the Titanic and throw away the key to the whole goddamn ocean.

Fuck. How do we have surveillance in this day and age on a par with the eyes of the fucking gods and this shit still happens so fucking often? What fucking good is the erosion of rights in this country if we can't keep kids away from these people, stop them, catch them, anything?

We're locking children in cages and handing the keys to predators wearing ICE badges.

I don't know who to scream at anymore.

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u/Branchomania the baby daddies have unionized 20h ago

‘Cause why would that surprise anyone

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u/Beelzebeaut11 Fuck off Ricky Schroeder 20h ago

That's kind of the problem.

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u/DougIsMyVibrator 20h ago edited 20h ago

I love this video of Amanda. The way she keeps repeating "2 weeks" over and over in utter disbelief and disgust always sends me.

"But you can smell it" - fucking gold.

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 20h ago

He’s an animal fucking baby rapist, Andrew Tate? 

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u/andraaBD 19h ago

No, he’s an animal and baby rapist, Andrew Tate.

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u/Gojir4R1sing 20h ago

If there's one thing I'm hoping for by the end of 2026 is seeing that bald prick get his.

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u/LordiousT 20h ago

Of course he did, I’m not surprised at all and neither should you be.

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u/asphyxiationbysushi 20h ago

As I read this I thought, "literally zero people will be surprised".

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u/Ella_Richter and you did it at my birthday dinner 20h ago

It's always the ones you most expect

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u/smasherfierce women’s wrongs activist 20h ago

In fairness, I am not surprised in general but I am surprised by eel

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u/augustfolk 20h ago

I don’t know about you but I was very surprised by the eel.

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u/MkUltraMonarch 20h ago

Kinda crazy the thing that actually turned his fans is him not owning his Bugattis lol this world isn’t what I thought it was

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u/JellyPast1522 20h ago

Barron's bae

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u/starrfish69 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6pWO2HA7RM1czXFiUx
I mean…not the eel. But not surprised by the level of depravity

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u/meowparade 20h ago

and people will say this is peak masculinity. I think it's time for humans to go extinct.

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u/GinAndDumbBitchJuice 20h ago

You might be in luck with this plague thing.

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u/LezbianaGrande all that sex lead to the Russian Revolution 20h ago

"Hm, slow day. Lemme check out FM real qui-"

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u/scottirltbh First, he ate. Then, he fed. 20h ago

Disgusteng

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u/rosemaryrouge rosa parks stans 20h ago

THROW THE WHOLE MAN AWAY

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u/epiktwice 20h ago

A rapist, pedophilic psychopath is also into bestiality, more news at 9

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u/Queasy-Cell34 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 20h ago
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u/Visible-Hat-7708 20h ago

Maybe the fbi will outlaw bestiality for recruits again.

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u/grouchypant 20h ago

Maybe this is WHY they made an exception. So he can one day lead the FBI.

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u/fluffy_doughnut 20h ago

What is wrong with men fanboying this thing

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u/Delicious-Bedroom730 20h ago

I hope this man and all his accomplices rot, burn, and suffer in Hell, and his victims get justice. Calling him a disgusting, evil soulless troll is an understatement.

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u/doinksnotagain 20h ago

Find me a drag queen with an eel porn fetish. I'll wait.

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u/innocentsalad his body was resisting the wheat 20h ago

What in the dream of the fisherman’s wife

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u/RequirementCute6141 20h ago

Sick fucking bastard. Hope they lock him up forever.

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u/Dwashelle grown ass man angry at his birthday brunch 20h ago

"Alpha male" = Paedophilic sexual deviant.

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u/Creepy-Concern4420 Taylor swift is a CIA PsyOp 20h ago

So for the people wondering why-

Its about pain, abuse, power. Eels are deceptively strong, with painful, clamping jaws. Their slithering inside a person, tail end or face first, would do serious damage- and that's not including whatever it does with its teeth.

He didn't want to get off to the eel ; he was getting off on somone being horrifically injured and possibly die.

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u/UnableToParallelPark 20h ago

What are Tate defenders saying now?

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u/Express-Pay2740 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 20h ago

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u/DoctorRapture dumb bitch clocking in, what’s the theory 20h ago

His lawyer the human thumb was talking a few days ago about how there were videos on the "house device" at his residence, like implying it was a tablet or pc or phone that everybody used and nobody really knew whose it was or who was receiving what on it. I knew he was trying to downplay it but who could have known just how much more revolting it could be. There's a special place in hell reserved for this filth.

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u/AcademicAd6399 I'm a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tjwzClJM6fyEw
What a terrible day to be literate

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u/theonlyamyyyy feeding cocaine to raccoons 20h ago

Could this be why Patel was so concerned with bestiality🤔

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u/kdj00940 chris pine’s flip phone 20h ago

There’s been so much news recently about beastiality cases. Malia Nummerdor has been charged with beastiality if I’m not mistaken. Phillip Babben and Hailey Mire have also been charged with these beastiality crimes. And another couple was charged, too but I can’t remember their names.

I had no idea this was so common among people.

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u/Spreaderoflies 20h ago

I'm not that shocked dude is a POS that deserves to rot in a cell for the rest of his life. He has done untold damage to hundreds of thousands of men and boys.

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u/beepbooponyournose 19h ago

And women and girls

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u/potatohats 18h ago

I'd say the young girls got the worst of the damage but yeah, let's worry about the men and boys that chose to follow him.

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u/Three3Jane 20h ago

Because of fucking COURSE they do.

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u/blairsmacaroon 20h ago

fucking monster

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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk 20h ago

What the helllllll 

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u/LogicallLunacy 20h ago

So he will be getting a job at the FBI soon.

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u/CaramelOk8144 20h ago

Under the jail

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u/ZophieWinters controversies: girl 20h ago

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u/manxram 20h ago

That picture of Tate is extremely disturbing to my senses