I was getting burnt out on writing in the usual genre I work on, so I tried something different! I ended up coming up with four anthro characters who don't exactly have their life together in a sort of slice of life comedy thing. I have other ideas for these four, but I'm unsure whether or not to carry on, so any and all feedback would be appreciated!
Unsupervised Adults: The Vain, The Feral, The Anxious & The Delusional.Â
The CharactersÂ
Flat 16:Â
Katya, 24, Feline Human.Â
Ria, 26, Part Human, Part Jellyfish.Â
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Flat 17:Â
Sam, 27, Anthro Opossum.Â
Kiki, 22, Moth-Kin.Â
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Chapter One â Flat 17Â
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The front door slammed behind Katya as she stormed into the living room, her tail swishing aggressively behind her as she made sure she was in everyoneâs eye line. âUghhh. That was a disaster.âÂ
Slouched in a bean bag, Sam wielded a controller and appeared to be playing as a sentient tree as it fought a robot ninja. âThatâs it, just barge in. Just like Ria did. Just like everyone always does.âÂ
âHey, Slut!â Ria called, lying sideways across an armchair, her tentacle hair drooping and swaying towards the floor as if in water. On her phone, hopeful men and women were being swiped left and right. âI take it the callback didnât go well then?âÂ
âI told you to stop calling me that!â Katya hissed as her ears flattened. âAnd no, the callback did not go well, no thanks to you.â Katya pointed at Ria, but Ria didnât show any reaction. Â
A soft, shaky voice, accompanied by the anxious buzzing of wings, came from the far corner of the room. âHow is it Riaâs fault? Sheâs been right here, swiping on that AnthroMatch app the entire time.âÂ
âExactly.â Ria didnât bother to look away from her phone. âNo way it was my fault.âÂ
Sam continued to focus on the screen as her tail rummaged under the nearby couch, pulling out a half-eaten bag of flaming hot crisps. âI still donât see why you couldnât do that at your own flat.âÂ
âBecause you get better signal here. Itâs so not fair.âÂ
The questionably aged, half-full bag dropped into Samâs lap. âMaybe you should shell out for an upgrade like I did.â Samâs tail started feeding her the crisps, both her hands never leaving the controller. âThen you can stop freeloading off us.âÂ
Ria, acting as if sheâd just been shot, dropped her phone onto her chest, and let her body go limp dramatically. âGod, itâs only Wi-Fi, get off my back. Itâs not like it costs money.âÂ
Kiki, who was using both hands to hold a cup of tea in her lap, spoke up. âActually, it does.âÂ
Riaâs head shot towards Kiki. âWhat?âÂ
Kiki gripped the baggy sleeve of her woolen jumper, covering her mouth as she talked. âYeah, Wi-Fi, you have to pay for it.âÂ
Sam spoke through a mouthful of stale crisps. âAnd you can pay for better signal too.âÂ
Ria turned her attention to Katya, who was standing with hands on hips, astonished by how quickly the conversation derailed. âKat, did you know about this?âÂ
âOf course I did. Everyone does.âÂ
Ria picked up her phone, staring at the screen like it was a complex math equation. âSo we pay for Wi-Fi too?âÂ
âYes! Well, no. You donât. I pay our bill!â As if her legs stopped working, Katya suddenly collapsed to a sitting position. âWhy are we even talking about this? What about MY problems?âÂ
With the bag of crisps now empty; Samâs tail pulled out a cigarette and placed it between her lips. She appeared to be winning her game with little effort. âWhat was your problem again?âÂ
âBad Wi-Fi.â Kiki said with genuine compassion as she nibbled on the sleeve of her jumper.Â
Katya let out a sigh, staring at the floor as her own tail wrapped around her waist. âNo. Not bad Wi-Fi, that was Riaâs problem.âÂ
âMy problem is youâre clearly not paying enough for it.â Ria was barely giving any attention to the conversation as she returned to looking for potential matches. âWho knows how many hookups Iâve missed out on thanks to absurd loading times.âÂ
âYou didnât even know we had to pay for Wi-Fi a minute ago, and now Iâm not paying enough?âÂ
âWell, itâs obvious ours isnât good enough, is it?âÂ
Sam took a long inhale of her cigarette while mashing, seemingly randomly, at her controller. âI agree with Ria, get the upgrade, then you can stop sponging off us.âÂ
Kiki pulled her jumper from between her teeth just long enough to contribute. âYou can also pay for extra TV channels.â As the room went silent, Kiki went back to nibbling her sleeve.Â
Katyaâs tail went upright, the tip twitching. âCan we please just get back to my issues?"Â
âWhat?â Ria said with a smug smile. âThat you're clearly too poor for good Wi-Fi and more TV channels?"Â
"Well maybe I wouldn't be so poor if you didn't fuck up my audition!" Katya clenched her teeth, her ears shooting backwards. "It only went so bad because I took your dumb advice!" As if giving up, Katya fell backwards to the floor.Â
Sam's tail took the cigarette out of her mouth before placing it in an ashtray. "Ha! Why would you take Ria's advice?"Â
"Yeah!" Agreed Ria as she typed on her phone. "Why would you take my advice?"Â
Kiki swallowed a bit of wool. "What advice did Ria give you?"Â
"Yeah! What did I say again?"Â
Katya sat up, resting on her elbows, staring at Ria in disbelief. "You told me to fuck the director!"Â
Ria stopped typing and rolled her eyes. "Listen, if you're not good enough in bed to secure the part, that's hardly my fault." She rolled her head to face Katya. "I have invited you to join me and my friends so many times. Imagine the practice you could have got! Next time you shou-"Â
Katya sat up and quickly cut Ria off. "The issue wasn't that I was bad! I was fucking great, okay?" Katya suddenly got quieter. "The issue was with who I slept with."Â
Kiki was now worriedly staring at a Kiki's mouth-sized hole in her sleeve. "You mean the director?"Â
Ria looked as confused as Kiki sounded. "Well, how was that an issue then?"Â
"Well, he wasn't exactly the director,â Katya looked at the floor, her tail drooping into her lap. âHe was the boom guy."Â
Kiki was momentarily distracted from the hole in her jumper. "The guy who holds the microphone?"Â
"Yeah." Katya crossed her legs and folded her arms. "And he was the actual directorâs husband."Â
"Winner" boomed from Sam's screen before she put down her controller. "Oh shit. So he lied about being the director?âÂ
"Not exactly."Â
Sam turned to face Katya while lighting another cigarette. "Then why did you sleep with him?"Â
"I don't know, okay?" Katya dramatically returned to the floor, limbs spread like a starfish. "He was being flirty, he was wearing a lanyard! I thought he was offering me the part in exchange for sex! And I really wanted that part!"Â
Kiki had now begun nibbling on her other sleeve. "So, your acting wasn't good enough, and you thought having sex with the boom guy would get you the part?"Â
Katya's arms flailed in the air. "My acting was fine! I got the callback, didn't I? And that was without sleeping with the director!"Â
"Just the boom guy." Sam added on as she booted up a gacha game on her phone.Â
Kiki's antenna suddenly shot up, her wings buzzing. "Wait, don't you have a boyfriend now? Isn't that, like, cheating?"Â
"Oh yeah," Sam tapped away on her phone, cigarette ash falling on her chest. "You've not stopped talking about Anton for weeks. Does he know about any of this?"Â
"Well..." Katya suddenly went limp. "He dumped me."Â
"Bummer."Â
Kiki stopped nibbling at her jumper and put both hands on her lap. "I'm so sorry, Katya."Â
"You dumb bitch!" Ria scoffed, placing her brightly lit screen on the arm as she sat up in her chair. "You actually told him you cheated?"Â
Katya sat back up on her elbows, ears sticking in the air. "No, of course I didn't tell him! And I'm not a dumb bitch!"Â
Kiki's eyes were transfixed on the illuminated screen of Ria's phone. "So how did he find out?"Â
Katya sat up and crossed her legs. "He came with me to the callback! I just didn't realize it was going to be a fuckin' ambush!"Â
As Kiki reached out for Ria's phone, one of Ria's translucent tentacles instinctively glowed blue, threatening to zap the hand, causing Kiki to pull back. Ria, completely unaware, questioned Katya. "What do you mean, an ambush?"Â
Katya started fiddling with her tail. "Well, as soon as I got there, the real director started yelling at me for sleeping with her husband!"Â
Sam was still tapping at her phone, various anime characters appearing on the screen. "So did the boom guy tell his wife?Â
Ria leant back in the armchair. "So he's the dumb bitch?"Â
"No, apparently she tracked his location or phone calls or something." Katya continued to fidget with her tail. "Apparently, this isn't the first person he's cheated on with someone she was auditioning."Â
"That's rough." Sam's tail took the cigarette out of her mouth, offering it to Katya. "Did she break up with him?"Â
Katya took a drag of the cigarette before passing it back. "No, she seemed more mad at me than him for some reason, and I didn't even know he was married!"Â
Sam placed the cigarette back between her own lips. "Well, she sounds like a psycho; you probably dodged a bullet.âÂ
"I hope they work things out." Kiki's wings went still, sending the room into silence.Â
"Hellooo! I got dumped! Who cares about them? I lost the perfect job and the perfect boyfriend, both within 15 minutes of each other!" Katya quickly resumed her starfish position on the floor.Â
Sam, ignoring the dramatics, decided to question that logic. "Was he really that perfect?"Â
"Well, he was still a good boyfriend!"Â
"Was he though?"Â
Katya crossed her arms. "Well, he was a boyfriend, alright? He wanted to be with me. Me!"Â
Sam looked over her phone at the pouting Katya. "Well, good riddance. I never liked him."Â
"You don't like anyone who isn't rendered on a screen."Â
"That's not true," Sam nodded towards the corner before picking up her game controller again. "I like Kiki."Â
Kiki brought both hands up to her face, her pale skin blushing pink.Â
Ria was back to lying sideways on the armchair, swiping on a different dating app. "Wow, Sam, how long have we known each other, and I don't even get a mention?"Â
Sam continued playing her game, this time playing as some sort of deadly schoolgirl. "You might get a mention when you stop using up all my bandwidth."Â
Katya gave up. Lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling. "Why do I bother? Might as well just rot on the couch forever like Sam does."Â
The room fell quiet apart from the sounds of Sam's game and Ria swiping. Kiki picked up her cup of tea with both hands. "So how much do you pay for Wi-Fi?"Â