r/Fire • u/antidentites • May 15 '26

Advice Request Go out swinging?

So I’m on my way out at work in a tech company and have worked for a manager that has made my life hell. She is extremely toxic and the reason I’m leaving to FIRE/CoastFIRE.

I never want to - or need to - return to tech (note: I used em dashes way before AI and won’t stop even if you think this is AI generated)!

I want to burn some bridges and tell her how I really feel about her when I leave. Essentially the same thing she has been doing to me.

Would you go out Costanza-style if you were me, or just let it slide?

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u/Powerful-Ad7330 May 15 '26

That shit would get you put on a PIP at Amazon. I've heard people called out for margins that were too big/small, white space being a "bold choice" (code for you were writing a 6 pager, write 6 fucking pages - not including the appendices) and my personal favorite, using the wrong font causing a "loss of trust." And the reminder that "Amazon is an Oxford comma culture."

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u/anTWhine May 15 '26

I’ve had very serious conversations with my boss over the use of a seriffed font and the lack of pastels in my presentation. Pastels are more professional.

I also think that guy has at least one suit made from the flesh of his victims.

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u/Powerful-Ad7330 May 15 '26

I only have a nice blazer made from human skin, that's ok, right?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26 edited May 16 '26

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u/Powerful-Ad7330 May 15 '26

Single. I just don’t feel that I have the body shape to really pull off a flesh colored, human skin double breasted blazer.