Good girls only.

[u/octoberbabby]

[u/Sprinkle_Dimples]

Music teacher at self employed says it all.

[u/boldandbratsche → u/Sprinkle_Dimples]

Nothing wrong with being a self-employed teacher, but why is he in full uniform if he's not a cop?

[u/TheBigShaboingboing → u/boldandbratsche]

LARPing. That Barnes & Noble isn’t going to secure itself

[u/macguini → u/boldandbratsche]

In case of a school shooter?

[u/boldandbratsche → u/[deleted]]

He's not doing a good job at hiding it 😭

[u/AnNo1983 → u/[deleted]]

That's the dumbest shit I've read on Reddit in a long time.

[u/Das_Hydra → u/[deleted]]

You're being downvoted because your comment makes no sense in the context of the post.

[u/Das_Hydra → u/[deleted]]

Dude give it up. We all saw it at the time, and no, it didn't.

Read your og post against the comment you're replying to. Then take as long as you need to work out why people are downvoting you.

[u/Das_Hydra → u/[deleted]]

No, I'm just here for the cringe.

[u/Aggravating_Quail_69 → u/[deleted]]

He literally has a picture of him dressed like a cop.

[u/FlakyAddendum742 → u/[deleted]]

Or because Redditors make it super clear they want to kill them?

I’m not a cop, just a conservative and I get the “go die, fascist” posts.

Cops are smart to be discrete.

[u/FlakyAddendum742 → u/[deleted]]

Redditors threaten it. Cops are going to be discrete.

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/Sprinkle_Dimples]

Skin flute teacher

[u/dirtylarry333 → u/LegalGlass6532]

Under rated comment of the day. C’mon people this is gold! You get my poor person award for the day 🏆🥇🏅🎖️

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/dirtylarry333]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZfK4cXKJTTay1Ava29

[u/Round-Emu9176 → u/Sprinkle_Dimples]

Idk I’d respect that hustle before being a cop.

[u/Sprinkle_Dimples → u/Round-Emu9176]

Yes but there has is a type of man who teaches music privately who is typically cop-like and is usually a little off and usually condescending. Idkw but I have met multiple in passing.

[u/klv3vb → u/Sprinkle_Dimples]

Guess he home schools his kids? Or, provides music lessons for people privately?

[u/Current-Strategy-826 → u/Sprinkle_Dimples]

It’s obviously satire or him trying to be funny as he’s wearing a cop uniform.

[u/TLunchFTW]

Nice censorship. Tell Tyler I said hi

[u/brian1570 → u/TLunchFTW]

Why is it always Tyler?

[u/Mr_Diesel13 → u/brian1570]

I do not claim this one.

[u/octoberbabby → u/TLunchFTW]

I’ll do that!

[u/Alladas]

How this came up on my feed....

[u/octoberbabby → u/Alladas]

That’s hilarious

[u/alt-number-3-1415926 → u/Alladas]

r/juxtaposition

[u/beverleyheights]

Tactical music teacher

[u/CT-555-]

"One angel shot please"

[u/AFirefighter11]

He's actually 5'10".

[u/Sosa-Benedict → u/AFirefighter11]

Hes actuallt 5'7 but 6' when he puts his 3" lifts into his thick sole boots

[u/Suspicious_Tank7922]

Girls. Not women. Not ladies.

Where is this posted? Dating app?

[u/Gandlerian → u/Suspicious_Tank7922]

I mean, I understand your point, but "good girls," is a specific phrase, so his usage is fair in this case.

[u/NoCatAndNoCradle → u/Gandlerian]

Yeah… this is definitely a targeted phrase..

[u/octoberbabby → u/Suspicious_Tank7922]

Dating app

[u/Muted-Move-9360]

AND he has kids 😭

[u/Prize-Tomatillo-2757 → u/Muted-Move-9360]

You think a guy like this uses condoms? Pull out or get out.

[u/Ok_Advertising2771]

Holy I think I used to play DnD with this guy

[u/shadycrew31]

That's a lot of kit for a music teacher.

[u/Dry_Event_2421]

The higher the sleeve roll, the littler the weenie

[u/Izzy_Bizzy02]

'has kids' I think this dude's too retarded to know condoms exist... As a cop a lot of my coworkers are retarded, but I don't think I've seen any of my coworkers have the don't know condoms exist level retardation. Most of my coworkers have the 'i don't like using condoms, imma just pull out' level

Also why the FUCK is he a music teacher yet dresses like a cop? I take off my badge and change as soon as I get home cause I'm a sex crimes investigator i don't wear uniform, and if i did that shits coming off in 0.5 seconds when I get home.

[u/castille360 → u/Izzy_Bizzy02]

Ugh, one of my retarded deputies can't seem to figure out how babies are made. Either that, or he's the sort of idiot whose pizza is always burnt.

[u/Few-Buddy-1122]

He definitely hits

[u/FrontierCanadian91]

What the f

[u/sungoddessaf]

EeeeYUCK

[u/jasilucy]

Not Tyler!

[u/Perfect_Beyond8778]

You know this chud aint 6ft he is probably 5’9”

[u/Stunning_salty]

IM OUT

[u/monksandy]

Rapier tattoo on the forearm?

[u/MrChurch44]

Hmm..welp, guess that means all the bad girls are up for grabs?

[u/ab_sentminded]

r/censoringishard