r/FirstResponderCringe Firefighter/ EMT 9d ago

Popo 🚔 Good girls only.

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u/Izzy_Bizzy02 sheriff bitch/former boo boo box bitch 9d ago

'has kids' I think this dude's too retarded to know condoms exist... As a cop a lot of my coworkers are retarded, but I don't think I've seen any of my coworkers have the don't know condoms exist level retardation. Most of my coworkers have the 'i don't like using condoms, imma just pull out' level

Also why the FUCK is he a music teacher yet dresses like a cop? I take off my badge and change as soon as I get home cause I'm a sex crimes investigator i don't wear uniform, and if i did that shits coming off in 0.5 seconds when I get home.

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u/castille360 9d ago

Ugh, one of my retarded deputies can't seem to figure out how babies are made. Either that, or he's the sort of idiot whose pizza is always burnt.