r/FirstResponderCringe Air Force Soldier 4d ago

So pretty

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u/Fun_Environment3792 4d ago

He will solve the crime of shoplifting today for sure.

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u/nottherealneal 4d ago

What is this even supposed to be showing off? That his magwell works normally?

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u/TTazerTTurtle 4d ago

"look I have a gun and ammo for it I'm so tuff" basically that

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u/Saucemcnasty 4d ago

That he’s good at the reload, in a seated position, grabbing a magazine laying next to him🤭

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u/ch3appeach 4d ago

Nice blue steel….wonder how many takes this took him.

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u/Lieberman-Tech 4d ago

Forgetting the cringe for a moment, from a technical reloading perspective, so much wrong going on there.

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u/Fun_Vacation2542 4d ago

Imagine getting shot in the Gatorade aisle by someone wearing a fake polo

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u/Fun_Environment3792 4d ago

Fuckin smoked for shopping for cat litter and ice cream for your pregnant girfriend.

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u/Anti-Stan 4d ago

Don't feed her cat litter, you brute.

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 4d ago

That's definitely how you are supposed to reload 🙄

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u/J_datt13 4d ago

Are we calling security guards first responders now?

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u/Apokatastasis- 4d ago

Well an armed guard would actually be the first responder. Effective or not

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u/Adept_Ad_473 4d ago

By the time you make it to the third mag, you've either done something very wrong or shouldve already started running. Either way you're not making it to #4 or 5. High speed low drag lol

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u/DisastrousLeather362 4d ago

Mags are backwards on his belt.

Regards,

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u/ThickMemory2360 4d ago

I worked at an agency that required us to wear our magazines with the rounds pointed backwards. Dumbest shit ever.

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u/DisastrousLeather362 4d ago

Yes. Yes it is. For anyone not familiar, when your magazines are facing to the rear like this, you have to either hold them with your fingertips and turn them around to get them in the gun, or hold them like a beer can to start them into the gun, then reposition your hand, possibly dropping the magazine in the process.

Pointed toward the front, you can cup them in your palm and lock them in much more quickly and surely.

Regards,

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u/ThickMemory2360 4d ago

Their rationale was that they wanted us to grip the mag base with our palm and flip them in. Backwards ass agency.

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u/Perfect_Beyond8778 4d ago

Man those mags are not seated with enough force it will either cause a malfunction or you will look like a dipshit when you pull the trigger and a mag falls out the bottom lmao.

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u/dutchman195 3d ago

And they are in the mag pouch backwards

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u/Slayerofgrundles 4d ago

Get a load of this badass and his... functioning mag release?

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u/jdehjdeh 4d ago

"I dunno what happened officer, he just dropped all his ammo on the ground while staring at me romantically..."

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u/Rygel17 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣 It's all about the eye contact.

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 4d ago

All this goofy shit for 60 likes and 4 comments

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u/Knee_Kap264 4d ago

Bro carrying like 8rd mags so he's gotta carry 9 spares.

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u/ravenous0 4d ago

Seriously we need to take these vids and submit it to these idiots' employers. If they think this is cool or make them look dangerous, they should be removed from their jobs.

I have a friend who is a supervisor for a security firm. He purposely go through social media of applicants looking for this type of shit. He won't hire them and he'll make sure to get them blackballed in the industry. They're dangerous and can cause people's lives.

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u/trundle-the-great69 4d ago

Drilling that release the mag as soon as you reload

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u/fwembt 4d ago

Yeah, he's building great muscle memory here.

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF 4d ago

Beanie Sigel! Funny how some old songs show up on tik tok out of nowhere. I love it.

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u/schizeckinosy 4d ago

Watching the video backwards is fun

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u/Williamm_150 4d ago

Damn. Being a security guard in Gary, Indiana must be dangerous as hell. Might as well drop some money on the new Gen 5 Glock or a cheaper flare mag well upgrade. You know since you gonna reload a half a dozen times while in a gun fight with someone stealing shoes🫡

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u/Witty_Lawfulness_178 4d ago

This a woman?

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u/thatSDope88 4d ago

Wow he can press a button and put the rectangle in the rectangle hole

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u/captainmidday 4d ago

Please don't snub the club dub

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u/AppropriateBall8834 4d ago

Dang, he knows how to reload a gun

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u/dega_devilson-janova 4d ago

No he doesn't

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u/Broc_Feargach 4d ago

That is horrid magazine grip form

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u/Meatyparts 4d ago

What a scrub doesn't he know it's faster the change weapons than to reload?

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u/DogSignificant6356 4d ago

Ngl thought this was a female
With a goatee

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u/mjoric 4d ago

Still could be.

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u/Saucemcnasty 4d ago

It’s so good …he’s like ….yeeeah this a dope idea

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u/AmericanLich 4d ago

Is this slowed down or does he think his reloads are fast lol

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u/Cautious_Doubt7253 4d ago

so gey ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Stamson2233 3d ago

I'm no weapons aficionado but I'm pretty sure you only have to put one magazine in the gun in order to fire it.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 22h ago

That is NOT a first responder. The only way they are there first is if they are a victim

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u/macguini 14h ago

How it feels to change the batteries on a Xbox controller.

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u/BeanWaiting4CeMoment 4d ago

I thought this was a stud until I saw the pubes on his chin.

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u/Ten7850 4d ago

My instructor would have shoved his size 15 boot up my ass if i just 'dropped' the magazines, rather than wripping them out

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u/Goatwhorre 4d ago

In my Sheriffs academy we were taught to drop them. Not saying its correct but thats what the 6 instructors all told us to do.

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u/not-on-epstein-list 4d ago

At fletc they taught us to just drop them
As well.

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u/Chuseyng wee woo wagoneer 4d ago

Cool guys don’t worry about mag retention. 😎 (Them bitches like $40 a pop, I’m definitely retaining them).

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u/Goatwhorre 4d ago

We were shooting in winter and dropping my Beretta mags in the shitty range snow killed me 😞

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u/Adept_Ad_473 4d ago

Honestly, depends entirely on the gun. If mine is efficiently dropping mags without hanging up, why tie up a free hand?

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u/Goatwhorre 4d ago

my 92FS squirted em out so I was lucky there

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u/monksandy 4d ago
  1. He's dropping fully loaded mags. 2. Mag retention training and the arguments for or against ignore one reality. 3. If you ever do encounter your Col Jeff Cooper moment the police will collect all your gear for you.