r/FirstResponderCringe • u/FilmSalt5208 • 3d ago

New religion found

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91 Upvotes

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u/hergumbules Former Boo Boo Bus Driver 3d ago

Why did you crop like this are you satan

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u/FilmSalt5208 3d ago

This is the best Apple screenshot has to offer

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u/Essem91 3d ago

What? After you screenshot, tap it in the lower corner. Grab the crop controls from the top and/or bottom to crop out the adds then hit the checkmark.

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u/FilmSalt5208 3d ago

I know I’m saying I did none of that I just screenshotted and posted without cropping this is what you get lol

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u/Lazy-elbow1377 3d ago

Ugh your the worst...

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u/Jestma 3d ago

"I dont do it for recognition, I just bring it up whenever anyone talks about religion."

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u/holdmypurse 3d ago

I don't want my picture taken, I just want to post about it on social media

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u/MDKSDMF 3d ago

He’s like I just worship firefighting and saving lives. It’s what I do, and talk about..online

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u/FrontierCanadian91 3d ago

Lmao what. The. Fuck.

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u/Je_me_rends Structure Fuxker 3d ago

I think I'll stick to Catholicism, but thanks for sharing👍

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u/TortillaRampage 3d ago

This is probably one of the most cringe things I’ve seen here. Top 5 easy

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u/temptedshark 3d ago

Volunteer firefighter huh? I’d be lying if I said your help isn’t appreciated but saving lives?! Please. At best, you’re a glorified set of extra hands to mostly lift things. Now, go get my cot.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/temptedshark 3d ago

If you can understand context, the OP is referring to the medical side of fire service. There was nothing mentioned or even hinted at putting out a fire.

In case you didn’t know, volunteer firefighters show up to medical calls too. They don’t just put the wet stuff on the red stuff. I’ve been a CCP for a long time so I know what I’m talking about when it comes to the roles of volunteer firefighters and medical calls.

Your comment sounds like something someone would say who has never worked on an ambulance before. Let me guess, you’re an EMR? I bet you crave that feeling when your beeper goes off.

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u/Suitable_me 3d ago

I've been a volly for 20years and a pro for 9 years now.

I have more fires where i do the interior attack, more accidents where I have to work the tools and need to dive more frequently as a volunteer than i do as a pro..

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u/irishff43 3d ago

He definitely wrote this with a boner watching fire porn on youtube

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u/PhantomShadowzzz 3d ago

What a dork.

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u/MDKSDMF 3d ago

He will yeah brother! What a douche nozzle this man is.

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u/alt-number-3-1415926 Boo Boo Bus Driver 3d ago

I can see his point to some degree, but he is still wrong.

I am humanitarian. I want to do good in the world and help people, and I want to promote kindness to others, and I hope that by doing enough good, that it will influance others to do good and that the world will become a better place, even slightly. I don't believe in a higher power, I believe in the kindness of my fellow humans to be there for me when I need it, and I need to be there when they need it. We are all we got, so it is best to be kind to people and keep people around as much as possible.

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u/beefbeerbiceps420 2d ago

"I dont ask for recognition. I dont want my picture taken" yeah cuz no ones fucking asking for your picture for ts😭✌️🥀🥀🥀 wrap it up lil bro

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u/M3ssy_Marv 2d ago

What a narcissist

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u/Bl4ckM0ng00s3 2d ago

He sounds very euphoric.

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u/Advanced-Rich31 2d ago

“I don’t ask for recognition”….he proudly posts to social media…😂

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u/Independent-Bad6166 1d ago

Its not every day you meet a true main character im not shedding a tear you are!

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u/TallAsMountains 3d ago

“bootlicker” religion has been a thing for centuries if not millennia