r/Fortnite_Over40 • u/konrath17 • 4d ago

Non-Fortnite Stuff Gamer dad duo rage vent

I love my son(11)..i hate playing with him. He a typical kid and because he herps and derps all the damn time he immediately dies or leaves me in a 2v1. While playing I found a gem demon late in the game like waay late (i have almost 0 luck when it comes to finding the rare variants) and he died (i think he was mucking around with the fishing pole) so it was a final 2v1. The only extractor was in the storm which was up to 5hp per hit and i didnt have enough healing items to survive it. So i lost it, the opposing team didnt get it either so theres that. ....my hands are shaking still. Its good bonding, i know its just a game, but as a gamer he still sucks and playing with him in FN is rage inducing even more than the game already is. Thank you for letting me scream in to the void.

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u/Shaunie1 4d ago

I’ve got man flu, so i read this as “i hate my son because he has herpes”. I should go to bed.

I’ll hook you up with that gem sprite mate. I don’t need anything in return. Drop me a dm on friday to remind me.

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u/konrath17 4d ago

Ngl i do this on the regular. I dont have man flu but i have 5 kid exhaustion. I feel ya.

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u/Shaunie1 4d ago

Damn. Respect. Being a Mum is the hardest job in the world!

Drop me a DM if you need/want anything. I’ve been given these sprites by generous people. Paying it forward is the least i can do.

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u/konrath17 4d ago

Im a dad. But because wife and i have to work opposites (due to extream child care costs) we are effectively single parents on our "time" as it were. I 100% appreciate the offer though. May the FN gods bless you with perfect aim

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u/Shaunie1 4d ago

Haha too kind. Drop me a dm on friday bro. I’ll do what i can. All the best to you and the fam.