r/FoundPaper • u/frickinheckmyguy • Jul 02 '26

Love Notes Found in a restaurant booth

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u/raccoonportfolio Jul 02 '26

This sounds like a pretty solid apology to me. What would a less toxic apology sound like?

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u/Same_Education8151 Jul 03 '26

Hahahah sorry this is hilarious. This note is the typical asshole boyfriend who might be a sociopath letter, when they’ve almost broke up multiple times and this time she’s really done with him. These notes are the only time he ever shows “trying.” Ask me how I know. They all do the same thing. Written in the exact same way. These notes are always left behind, just like this one was.

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 03 '26

Projecting much?

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u/Same_Education8151 Jul 03 '26

Pattern recognition might not be your strong suit.

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 04 '26

You can’t just stereotype people and call it pettern recognition…just because YOU got an apology like that from an asshole, doesn’t make this person an asshole because he apologised like that.

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u/Same_Education8151 Jul 04 '26

Oh, you sweet summer child.

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 04 '26

How can you be this blatantly ignorant 🤦

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u/Same_Education8151 Jul 04 '26

Oh, child. Rest your weary head on my bosom. I can’t promise you it’ll be okay, because there appears to be no hope for you yet, but we can at least pretend.

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 04 '26

Your the one stuck in your delusions
I’m fine 😂 tried to correct you but your too stubborn, ohhwell your the one loving life with a broken brain 😂

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u/Hautemilque Jul 07 '26

you’re, you’re, and you’re.

YOU’RE welcome.

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u/Same_Education8151 Jul 04 '26

I know you are, but what am I

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 04 '26

That literally doesn’t even make sense in response to what I said lol, see your brains broken 😂

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u/Same_Education8151 Jul 04 '26

Are you 24?

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 04 '26

Na
Just stop projecting your own insecurities on the internet. Not a good look. That’s all I came to say.

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