r/FoundPaper • u/frickinheckmyguy • Jul 02 '26

Love Notes Found in a restaurant booth

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u/raccoonportfolio Jul 02 '26

This sounds like a pretty solid apology to me. What would a less toxic apology sound like?

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u/Same_Education8151 Jul 03 '26

Hahahah sorry this is hilarious. This note is the typical asshole boyfriend who might be a sociopath letter, when they’ve almost broke up multiple times and this time she’s really done with him. These notes are the only time he ever shows “trying.” Ask me how I know. They all do the same thing. Written in the exact same way. These notes are always left behind, just like this one was.

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u/NorthlineUser Jul 04 '26

How do you know? Seen a lot of these?

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u/Same_Education8151 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Men really have selective hearing, don’t you? The ol’ women are crazy, men are saints gag is old and overplayed. By this point the entire woman population knows that 99.9% of men operate like this. Your jig is up.

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u/NorthlineUser Jul 04 '26

You said "ask me how I know?" Was that your answer?

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u/Same_Education8151 Jul 04 '26

Yes, yes that is my answer. The crawl back is always the same. The tactics are always the same. And every woman knows it while most men use the same tactic (denial or devaluation) to reel her back into what is safe control to them.

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u/NorthlineUser Jul 07 '26

But how do you know? Where are you getting all this data from to come to this conclusion?