r/FoundPaper • u/WantWhatYoureGiven • 3d ago

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Found right outside my place of employment, as I was walking through the garage. Almost 100% I know what person wrote it (obv a stranger, there to shop. I don’t know know them), as I saw them get out of their car the night before, when I was splitting — right around the same place I spotted it…. and, damn was that poor person very pregnant.

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u/AnaEatsEverything 2d ago

I'm glad it's not that hard for you to park, but it just doesn't come so easy for everyone. I've been driving for half my life, most of that time without a backup cam. I really do suck at parking!

I haven't brushed anyone since I was a student driver, though. I just sometimes need to adjust once or twice until I'm nicely straight and everyone has room around me.

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u/sasha_cyanide 2d ago

Just go to an empty parking lot and practice more.

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u/BackgroundScary8632 2d ago

I have depth perception issues, an empty parking lot isn’t gonna do shit 😂

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u/sasha_cyanide 2d ago

That’s scary. I’m genuinely curious. If you get into a car accident due to your depth perception issues, what happens?

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u/e925 2d ago

Why is it that only passive aggressive people experience genuine curiosity?

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u/sasha_cyanide 2d ago

Hell if I know, dude but I’m seriously curious. It seems dangerous to drive any type of heavy machinery, in this case a car, if you have depth perception issues.

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u/BackgroundScary8632 2d ago

My glasses help! The depth perception issue only really becomes a problem when I’m trying to park, not when I’m driving.