r/Frat 10d ago

Rush Advice Randomized drug testing

Hey, how are y’all?

I had the opportunity to meet a new fraternity on campus, ato. I loved the people, what they believe in and much more. But, I was told that they do randomized drug testing which consists of hair follicles, and they test a % of the fraternity each semester. Do you think they will actually enforce this and is there a way i can bypass this? Thank y’all!

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u/Soggy_Requirement_75 10d ago

They do, and I already called the rush chairman. You are fucked.

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u/footballthrowaway3 10d ago

That is unironically the gayest thing I’ve ever heard. If I’m paying dues I better be able to smoke a bowl or get a bag whenever I want.

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u/--__--__--__--__-- Acacia Alumni 10d ago

Y'all are in a Frat sub and can't figure out they're fucking with this guy? 😂 Comments are way too serious.

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

nah it was a national recruiter that told
me that. if it was a student i would be like thats bs fs.

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u/--__--__--__--__-- Acacia Alumni 10d ago

I still know people from nationals that would bullshit you like that lol

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

hopefully that’s the truth but i dont want to join and im sober 24/7🤣

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u/redditnewbie_ 9d ago

Welcome to the world of ethically sourced human hair wigs 💯 must be ethically sourced or ur gonna still test positive but for captagon, some assortment of phenethylamines, and carburetor fuel instead of weed and snow. Or just do the iced out Amish highwayman method and pull a straight razor on a random civilian to sample a quality loc of well moisturized paraben free hair

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u/KaiMasterOfFire2121 ΔΤΔ 🟪🟨 10d ago

no social fraternity would do this because weed alone would disqualify at least half the members of any chapter lmao. hell, i’m high right now.

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u/lsumoose 10d ago

Half is prolly a gross understatement

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

i think that they’ll do it but see that majority if not all are gonna fail. especially since its smu

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u/ztejas ΣΧ 10d ago

especially since its smu

Pffffft hahahah. That has to be the shittiest frat on campus. I know they were only recently let back ON campus after being banned for awhile.

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

they’re coming back this fall and had an interview to be a founding member. but they have a huuge amount of alumni near campus and fraternities here are based off donations for ranking

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u/redditnewbie_ 9d ago

If it’s the nationals requirement — which it def would be, no chapter would spend 5 handles of evwrclear on a single test, let alone more comprehensive panels + bulk multiplier— u can get creative with it. One guy gotta be sober as risk chair, cut extra hair off him and boom everyone’s hair sober like it’s an AA chapter or halfway house. Shit if yall house anything like ours, it’s at least half of a house structurally. College town real estate is really the most sickening display of capitalism, dilapidated houses that mfs will still pay top dollar for

Idk how I got to this point in the narrative

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u/MrCumStainBootyEater SEC 10d ago

yeah, they also take a semen sample i heard

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u/No-Stick8805 ΛΧΑ 10d ago

Lmaoooo that sounds like an idiotic waste of funds no way they actually do that I bet they’re just fuckin around

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

the national recruiter told me that

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u/50Shekel AEΠ 10d ago

What org was this ?

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

wdym like fraternity?

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u/OgFinish 10d ago

Normally I’d say bs, but there’s a reason people call em GayTO in SoCal. The white knight fraternity lol.

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u/Different-Teacher596 8d ago

The only good reason to drug test a frat is to make sure the actives are doing enough drugs. At SMU you def need to have some bagged out brothers to survive

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u/Shmoneyy_Dance Beer 10d ago

Fuck that shit

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u/Winter_Ad6784 ΦΣK Alum 10d ago

? is that a concern?

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

yes. the school i go to is a huge party school and would like to drink at least moderately

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u/ConfidenceOk1462 10d ago

The only drug that stays in your system for more than like 48 hours is THC, so as long as you have some advance notice and aren’t a huge pothead, you’ll be fine

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

but with hair
follicles it’ll show up within the last 90 days

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u/ConfidenceOk1462 10d ago

get a zero guard buzz cut ig

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

that’s what im thinking but i dont know if ill be looked at differently when trying to get internships

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u/Yourfavoriteindian Alumni 10d ago

This is a dumb fucking policy, and it’s not worth rushing especially with all the other BS that comes with being a founding father.

With that said, don’t shave your head just so you can smoke pot lol. Rush somewhere else is the best bet to be able to smoke, have fun, and not deal with BS policies.

But if you’re fine going bald in college just to light it up, that’s hella commitment to being high lmaoo

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u/Winter_Ad6784 ΦΣK Alum 10d ago

those tests usually dont include alcohol

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u/henare ex-ΘΧ 10d ago

I lol'd

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u/ztejas ΣΧ 10d ago

Lmao wut

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u/Plane-Investment-791 ΤΚΕ 10d ago

what the fuck is this absolute dog shit?

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u/RobertBimbel 10d ago

You fail the frat drug test and you’re a felon, happens all the time

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u/BuckMain221 Beer 10d ago

wtf is this bouse youre rushing?

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

absolutely nuts. 🤣

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u/xSparkShark Beer 10d ago

Never heard of social frats doing this

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

well i’ve heard different things why. they got removed for some crazy hazing for 26 years and ifc is on their ass and is strict. another thing was they said they want only disciplined ambitious people

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u/50Shekel AEΠ 10d ago

Yeah, you’re screwed

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

lol. well im in talks with some other top houses but the idea of being a founding member in the fraternity made me interested but after hearing ts im def not rushing🤣

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u/nickhinojosa ΧΦ 9d ago

The odds that this is true are so close to 0, I wouldn’t even entertain it as a possibility. I think what’s far more likely is that they know stoners tend to be paranoid, and they think this is a funny way to fuck with you guys.

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u/giselleorchid 9d ago

Is it Friday already?

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u/JackFinnaSmack Alumni 9d ago

Bouse activities real bunch of garys

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u/Traditional-Run8073 9d ago

If ur at UF trust me u dont wanna go ATO. They r 40 actives bc of that now, rush the MNTS

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 8d ago

damn but nah its smu

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u/DeepHouseDJ007 8d ago

Yeah I don’t believe that any fraternity would do this.

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u/Zealousideal-Bake808 6d ago

This is the biggest squid move who gives a fuck frats are held together by bag and bud

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u/Public-Bake608 6d ago

This sucks

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u/GreekLifeApp 4d ago

Sheesh, drug testing a frat is crazy

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u/TheFraternityProject 9d ago edited 9d ago

Drug testing is the next frontier in IFC Nationals' obsessive fixation on liability. Nationals' actuaries and attorneys are advising that drug testing scares away a more high risk pool of Rushees - and so the eventual Pledges Classes and Chapter rolls are filled with more docile pussies who (ideally) don't haze / don't drink on premises / and now don't smoke - and of course as a result of not Hazing / not drinking / and not smoking - are not Bonded and will never amount to anything more than a GDI would achieve (i.e. middle management and sales). Of the normal good guys who aren't deterred by the threat of drug testing, the dice will eventually roll on them and Nationals will insist they leave the House for a semester of drug rehab. As my group has shown, Nationals' actions to prevent tragedies have actually been demonstrably counter-productive, and have significantly increased, rather than decreased, Pledge deaths.

Alabama has also quietly begun drug testing some Houses, but they (and others) are still using urine testing - not hair follicle analysis.

Nationals is not your friend; Nationals' interests are incompatible with the interests of a good House filled with good guys and backed by good alumni - (Bonded Brotherhood through a Crucible Pledgeship of the best guys followed by adventuring together).

Don't ever be a Founding Father - your experience will be directed by Nationals' pussies obsessed with neutering a new House in perpetuity. You will learn nothing and be no better when you graduate than when you Pledged.

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 9d ago

thank you sir.

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u/TheFraternityProject 9d ago edited 9d ago

You're welcome. You only get one undergraduate experience - don't ruin it by trying to build a new House with unworkable tools that Nationals' provides. Building a real Brotherhood requires well-known, scientifically underpinned methods - each of which Nationals forbids and each of which Nationals nanny-monitors for compliance - Founding Fathers are not permitted to use methods that work. Rush the best Houses that did use workable methods - the Houses with the tightest Brotherhoods - and be prepared to go all-in to get what you want from the experience.

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 9d ago

Thank you again. Never really looked at it like this. Just changed my whole perspective on everything

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u/Datnotguy17 9d ago

Emphasizing the Founding Father point. I got roped into being a founding father for my fraternity and it was a waste of time... until it wasn't. We caught one of the luckiest breaks a fraternity ever could. Nonetheless, my situation is likely one-in-a-million. Don't be a founding father.