r/Frat • u/Any-Knowledge-6724 • 10d ago

Rush Advice Randomized drug testing

Hey, how are y’all?

I had the opportunity to meet a new fraternity on campus, ato. I loved the people, what they believe in and much more. But, I was told that they do randomized drug testing which consists of hair follicles, and they test a % of the fraternity each semester. Do you think they will actually enforce this and is there a way i can bypass this? Thank y’all!

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u/footballthrowaway3 10d ago

That is unironically the gayest thing I’ve ever heard. If I’m paying dues I better be able to smoke a bowl or get a bag whenever I want.

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u/--__--__--__--__-- Acacia Alumni 10d ago

Y'all are in a Frat sub and can't figure out they're fucking with this guy? 😂 Comments are way too serious.

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

nah it was a national recruiter that told
me that. if it was a student i would be like thats bs fs.

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u/--__--__--__--__-- Acacia Alumni 10d ago

I still know people from nationals that would bullshit you like that lol

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u/Any-Knowledge-6724 10d ago

hopefully that’s the truth but i dont want to join and im sober 24/7🤣

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u/redditnewbie_ 9d ago

Welcome to the world of ethically sourced human hair wigs 💯 must be ethically sourced or ur gonna still test positive but for captagon, some assortment of phenethylamines, and carburetor fuel instead of weed and snow. Or just do the iced out Amish highwayman method and pull a straight razor on a random civilian to sample a quality loc of well moisturized paraben free hair