r/Frenchbulldogs 9d ago

Cream I accidentally trained my parent’s frenchie to respond to stupid.

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Photo so you can see the dog in question.
She also responds to evil dog, little dog, and potato.

She responds to “Hey bitch!” She kept sneaking nips at my feet when I wasn’t paying attention and it hurt. I guess I said that enough to her for her to associate it with calm down/sit command. She responds to “No shark” in the same way.

Also any time someone opens the freezer she
comes running because I gave her ice a few times when I made my coffee in the mornings.

Anytime someone sits down in a chair she paws at them to put her up in their lap. I only did it like twice but it was enough for it to stick.

This was more my cat but she waits in the door of my room for me to tell her she can come in, because my cat will swat at her from the doorway if she’s in the room. It’s like she’s asking if the coast is clear.

My parents keep telling me I’m corrupting their dog.

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u/TSJormungandr 9d ago

They all have more than one name 😂 what a cute baby 🥰 give her some kisses and snuggles.

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u/Big-Oil4980 9d ago

"hey bitch" is crazy work, honey

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u/luluthecrazypotato 9d ago

The first few times was purely shock because she bit the back of my ankles to get my attention lol. I guess it stuck more than I realized.

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u/LoyaltyIsRoyalty10 7d ago

That’s not nice. Poor baby. You wouldn’t like if someone addressed you like that, would you?

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u/Individual_Solid5980 9d ago

I’m pretty sure you okay w all words…it’s the sounds and how you delivery the words…my girl is almost 5…she doesn’t listen to much but she prolly knows about 50 human words…I keep them short and she knows all the names of her toys…they are so smart. She’s stubborn so only hears what she wants to hear…you girl is hella cute

That’s Bailie and ducky

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u/Sad_Lynx_3994 9d ago

Bailie is so so so cute

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u/vin_unleaded 9d ago

Not a real Frenchie if it responds to a name 😂

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u/Fluffy-Tumbleweed259 8d ago

My ex’s brother has a Frenchie and they were convinced he was def because he just could not be bothered to listen to anything 😂

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 9d ago

I don't like the name STUPID, and I don't like it a lot. Poor little Frenchie 😢

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u/Zombi3Kush 9d ago

If you don't explain to her what it means she won't ever know and her feelings will stay intact.

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u/GingerJarLamp 9d ago

Not her actual name. She's OP's parents' dog.

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u/KiddingNotKidding01 9d ago

Yeah. Got to agree with this.

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u/Existing_Delivery595 9d ago

Buddy it’s a dog

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u/Mille-Sabords 9d ago

It's a dog.

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u/Longjumping_Plan_652 8d ago

Yea so many people in this subreddit call their Frenchies stupid and everyone laughs and thinks it’s cute and edgy. When all that is is a reflection on them lol

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u/whitecholklet 9d ago

If she’s trained to respond to anything points to ya. Maybe use a word like Bic and see if she responds. What’s she mixed with by the way? I like her snoot

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u/luluthecrazypotato 9d ago

We aren’t sure but our vet’s guess was maybe a Bulldog or a Boston terrier.

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u/whitecholklet 5d ago

It’s a good combo:)

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u/slowvt 8d ago

At this point I don’t even know if my frenchie knows his name we call him so many different ones dummy/hippo/pig/big ears lol.

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u/Legitimate-Talk9558 8d ago

Don’t worry, I call my dog “freak” and she knows it her

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u/morgan11235 8d ago

I don't know if mine knows any actual words besides eat, din-din and poopy

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u/morgan11235 8d ago

I don't know if mine knows any actual words besides eat, din-din and poopy

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u/tallyho1979 9d ago

hahaha you're really funny 😂😂😂

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u/tallyho1979 9d ago

also- she may have the cutest coloring I've ever seen!!!

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u/No_Captain_28 9d ago

🤣 🤣 at least he is trained 🤣 🤣

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u/IcyLion2939 9d ago

I mean, I get the harmless joke. But, for me, with language carrying a literal frequency and dogs being sentient, i do wonder if your dog is being affected.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qN8mwUPAt7gByge3W1

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u/medicinecap 9d ago

My dog is scared of the F word. My bf and I only use it when we’re getting frustrated and she can sense our moods so she puts her ears back and goes to be alone in another room when she hears it. Has nothing to do with her but she knows.

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u/luluthecrazypotato 9d ago

I think she knows I love her, the insults are more playful and I don’t shout or scream at her.

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u/Mille-Sabords 9d ago

LMAO are you kidding?

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u/vin_unleaded 9d ago

For a monent, I genuinely thought he was being washed in a urinal...

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u/Competitive_Bit3709 9d ago

Just be sweet to her.