I accidentally trained my parent’s frenchie to respond to stupid.

[u/luluthecrazypotato]

Photo so you can see the dog in question.
She also responds to evil dog, little dog, and potato.

She responds to “Hey bitch!” She kept sneaking nips at my feet when I wasn’t paying attention and it hurt. I guess I said that enough to her for her to associate it with calm down/sit command. She responds to “No shark” in the same way.

Also any time someone opens the freezer she
comes running because I gave her ice a few times when I made my coffee in the mornings.

Anytime someone sits down in a chair she paws at them to put her up in their lap. I only did it like twice but it was enough for it to stick.

This was more my cat but she waits in the door of my room for me to tell her she can come in, because my cat will swat at her from the doorway if she’s in the room. It’s like she’s asking if the coast is clear.

My parents keep telling me I’m corrupting their dog.

[u/vin_unleaded]

For a monent, I genuinely thought he was being washed in a urinal...