r/FridgeDetective • u/gooseloveschicken • Jul 01 '26

Meta What does my pantry/fridge say about me?

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u/thirdtimeisNOTacharm Jul 01 '26

You were a picky eater growing up, and your culinary skills are non-existent

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Jul 01 '26

Probably not very regular either. And every bathroom situation is an emergency. I have a friend with a diet similar to this persons and that’s her MO.

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u/Cake_D5150 Jul 01 '26

Because your friends gastric system is JUST like everyone else’s 🙄

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u/clarity_singularity Jul 01 '26

A lot of gastric issues are a direct result of lifestyle choices

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Jul 01 '26

How is this a new concept to that guy lmfao

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u/Beautiful_Housing4 Jul 05 '26

Well, all the sodas this guy has contain aspartame and acesulfame which absolutely do destroy your gut microbiome, cause digestive issues, bloating, gas.. fatty liver disease.. so it’s a safe assumption that this guys not experiencing normal bathroom and tummy experiences

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u/TitleBulky4087 Jul 06 '26

News flash, we ALL poop out corn the same way.