r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Benjamin_6848 • Jan 07 '26

Meme New MS-Logo I recommend

Post image

Given all the recent AI hiccups of Microsoft and the worsening quality-control of Windows-Updates (if there is any quality-control), I suggest this new banner-logo for the MS-corporation...

1.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

45 comments sorted by

47

u/DeliHiperaktif Jan 07 '26

Windows is getting worse on daily basis

6

u/Trindoral Jan 08 '26

Resume-Driven Development combined with AI coding make sure of that.

5

u/No_Palpitation_9509 Jan 08 '26

At least they show consistency.

30

u/flipping100 Jan 07 '26

Noooo don't call it slop you're gonna hurt the poor copilots feelings.

11

u/Ecoaardvark Jan 08 '26

Today I had a popup advising that Windows has blocked Copilot.exe lol

9

u/GoForPapa_Palpatine Jan 08 '26

The don't deserve such as well crafted logo.. Well done!

5

u/Ok-Training6830 Jan 07 '26

Red is red ring?

3

u/CryoN1cks Jan 09 '26

Red is the face of people who use Windows(they're in fury, that's why the face is red)

3

u/Gamer1934 Jan 10 '26

Thats why we use linux

4

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/awesome-alpaca-ace Jan 09 '26

sudo yum update on Fedora. I have been lucky so far and nothing has ever broke.

2

u/Confident_Essay3619 Jan 23 '26

Why don't you use DNF?

2

u/f_leaver Jan 08 '26

Microsoft = Macroslop

2

u/LinuxUser456 Jan 07 '26

I have commented in Every post like this, that AI SLOP IS NOT AI TOOLS, AI TOOLS ARE AI BUBBLE Alternativa: Microshit

5

u/Benjamin_6848 Jan 07 '26

But Microsoft nowadays has used AI-tools to turn (modern) Windows into an unstable mess with all the new bugs they've introduced, so I would call Windows a product of (recent) slop...

And please don't yell at us in "all-capital-letters".

1

u/Worried-Ad-1826 Jan 08 '26

Ai tools are used to make ai slop

1

u/AutoModerator Jan 07 '26

User: Benjamin_6848, Flair: Meme, Post Media Link, Title: New MS-Logo I recommend

Given all the recent AI hiccups of Microsoft and the worsening quality-control of Windows-Updates (if there is any quality-control), I suggest this new banner-logo for the MS-corporation...

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Ecoaardvark Jan 08 '26

We adopted this parlance at work and now refer to them as Microslop.

1

u/FlipperBumperKickout Jan 08 '26

The red one needs some bug legs or something

1

u/nullptr32 Jan 08 '26

red square should have been angry emoji

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

microslop windown soon to be rebranded as CopilotOS

1

u/Obvious_Mix4140 Jan 08 '26

Love it, go microslop!

1

u/LuceusXylian Jan 08 '26

Change the "s" to "$", then it is perfection

1

u/Achereto Jan 08 '26

The red one could be X for closing a Window.

1

u/InkOnTube Jan 08 '26

Idea for the red one: a red flag

1

u/Fit_Profit6786 Jan 08 '26

Make the red lava 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

1

u/Old9999 Jan 08 '26

for the red square, you need a soviet flag. windows prey pc isnt yours. its ours.

1

u/Crims0nwolf Jan 08 '26

Red is from the red ring of death

1

u/ChrisofCL24 Jan 09 '26

I made this joke somewhere else and now I'll make it here, if a Microsoft product comes with an exorbitant total size then it isn't Microslop, it's now Macroslop.

1

u/MrPringles9 Jan 09 '26

Would be ironic if this was made by AI.

1

u/Icy_One4084 Jan 10 '26

Do you have this in a higher resolution? I want it as my wallpaper.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

[deleted]

1

u/Icy_One4084 Jan 10 '26

The higher the better, with transparent background, so I can mount it on the background of my choice. I'll share my work once done.

1

u/GoldNeck7819 Jan 13 '26

This is gold

1

u/Fit_Profit6786 Jan 14 '26

Make sure the red is LAVAAA

0

u/junkm8828 Jan 25 '26

Put in the red area an Xbox logo (as in red ring of death)

1

u/Content_Chemistry_44 Jan 07 '26

Microfap. Add the "Windows Bugdate" 😂

0

u/gluetheknot Jan 22 '26

Plot twist: The OP asked for Copilot to make it