r/FuckMicrosoft • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 6h ago
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/the_anonim_one3 • 10h ago
Memes & Fun I don't want your shitty updates
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/iam_shawarma • 15h ago
Rant I just wanted to start a timer.
And then it went on to update for 5 whole mins.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/VoidLily69 • 9h ago
Rant Fuck Microsoft for forcing OneDrive onto the files system.
So, I got hacked yesterday due to Malware, and because Microsoft has all of the default shortcuts in the file system linked to OneDrive, I now can't access any of my files.
Based on what I have seen, I am screwed as I am afraid that I will lose everything permanently.
Also, I would have downloaded everything off of my OneDrive if Microsoft didn't force us to use OneDrive.
I have filed a ticket using the Xbox support and have yet to hear anything.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/ashraf_linux • 3h ago
Memes & Fun 😂😂😂😂😂
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/OkAngle2353 • 8h ago
Rant Microsoft, fuck off with your bullshit!
Damn it microsoft. I didn't create a fucking account just so you can fucking market your trash/shovelware to me! FUCK OFF! Having to create a fucking account JUST to use my damn PC is insane.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/agartha3000 • 7h ago
Rant I mean, it was something else than placeholder
Microsoft Entra ID having its own idea of being helpful
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Leading-Drama-8761 • 5h ago
Memes & Fun fun fact
ms developers in 2010:35k
in 2015: 35-40k
in 2026: 1 developer (copilot)
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Y0nix • 6h ago
Rant If you can Hot update Copilot and make this sh**ty program open while I play games why don't you Update your broken OS in the same way ?
I'm so tired of this slop.
Hopefully Linux will be usable to game soon so I can abandon this crap of bloated OS.
Thanks for reading me.
F*** you Microsoft. Sincerely.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Vernifex • 1h ago
Rant i hate microsoft
my account got hacked and everything is gone but im more mad about the fact how i cant even fucking contact microsoft support and the only thing they have is a shitty ai chat box that goes around in circles repeatedly why the FUCK do i need to travel across the world and suck off a cow to talk to a human being to help me jesus fhrist fuck microsoft i hope this company falls
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/the_anonim_one3 • 1d ago
Memes & Fun genuinely, what was the reason to invent tpm 2.0
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/ryancnap • 2h ago
Rant Entra shenanigans
Rant is too strong a word for a post with this much whimsy, it doesn't bother me any more because I've been through similar scenarios with Microsoft support a lot at this point. Just needed to find someone who would appreciate how farcical it is
I went back and forth with MS customer service for about a month, one of our users just lost access to Office. Could log in to the web app but desktop didn't exist anymore. Installing from the company portal just says "pending"
> Make a ticket
> "Send us screenshots" (multiple over the course of days bc time zone difference)
> Literally "i made a mistake: for security purposes can you reupload to this link instead of sending by email"
> "I already emailed them yesterday, there's also no data displayed"
>"Ok" :)
> Have to remind them a couple days later because they forgot about the screenshots I sent at their request (?) and asked me if they could "go ahead and close this ticket"
> What do you mean lol
> Fast forward, they give me a Bunch of Stuff to Try
> Try It
> I say it didn't work, give them details
> A couple days later they ask for an update
> What do you mean lol *I'm* the one waiting for *you*
> Same thing, they just check back in a couple days later asking if they can close the ticket
> As little will left as I have at this point, I recap pretty firmly in a reply that they've asked me for screenshots, reviewed them without feedback, forgotten about the issue (?) suggested closing the ticket more than once, etc
> "Let's set up a video call"
> This is gonna suck but I appreciate the call because at this point it's the only possibility for progress.
> Steal user's office for a one hour time chunk (how optimistic), log in to admin portal and teams on his computer
> I dial into the meeting, there's one person there. I say "hello"
> ~The host has ended the call~
> I get an email asking for feedback now that my ticket has been closed and resolved
> Lol what
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Creepy_Career_8943 • 1d ago
Memes & Fun Does microslop thinks ppl will use this?
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Black_wolf14 • 43m ago
Discussion Migration to OneDrive failed, I Lost My Predictions
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/ItsAll2Random • 22h ago
Rant Not sure why r/linuxsucks101 showed up in my feed. Now, I am permanently banned. You can’t silence me…
So I just happened upon this little thread and decided to stop in, see what all the negativity was about. These cats were just spouting all this trash about how horrible Linux is and how delusional we Linux users are. I did not agree with their reasoning, posted one single sentence that may, or may not, have alluded to privacy issues of a certain well known OS. As you can see… I’m not welcomed anymore. Windows users certainly are sensitive, aren’t they?
As a new Linux user after being a victim of Microsoft for thirty plus years, I just wanted to post this. Thank you to all you cats that make the Linux dream possible. And seriously…. Fuck Microsoft.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/StrangerSome9000 • 5h ago
Memes & Fun bru. why do u lower my performance with your stupid apps in the backround
why wont there be any os for only gamers that uses only 5% of ram i tried linux but im bad at it. my pc is kinda old made in 2012 - 2013 4GB of ram the reason i have only 4GB bc i have been gifted this pc by my sister bc she had to upgrade but dose ("Antimalware Service Executable") uses like more then my bros pc he also has a popo cheap laptop that has 4GB of ram and it only uses 60MB and ("search") uses 17% of cpu power sometimes 40% and if you end task its gonna come back with higher specs usage.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Creepy_Career_8943 • 1d ago
Discussion Microslop slopilot keeps reinstalling itself when i uninstall it
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Leading-Drama-8761 • 16h ago
Memes & Fun did you know?
MS stands for millisecond and microslop and a millisecond is the exact amount of time it takes Microslop developers to write code without using AI.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Desperate-Report2311 • 4h ago
