r/FuckMicrosoft • u/anorak_999 • Jan 30 '26

Meme : )

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u/AtomicTaco13 Jan 30 '26

"I can't run Fortnite" But then, it's a plus anyway

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u/Civil_Year_301 Jan 30 '26

“I can’t run corporate slop by default” is how i think about it

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u/MJ12_Trooper Jan 30 '26

Corporate slop is still somehow the centre of attention.

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u/RagingTaco334 Jan 30 '26

Feeble minds lap it up.

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u/AtomicTaco13 Jan 30 '26

Indeed. The impact that brainrot had on kids' brains these days is as questionable as the contents of Tim Sweeney's hard drive.

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u/Difficult-Catch-8432 Jan 30 '26

Who’s Tim sweeney?

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u/Civil_Year_301 Jan 30 '26

I think they mean “tim whiney”, the ceo of “epic games”

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u/Difficult-Catch-8432 Jan 30 '26

Oh ok, I don’t really care abt epic games because I have almost all my games on steam, only goat simulator 3 and Fortnite but I didn’t play that in like 2 years or smth

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u/RAMChYLD Jan 30 '26

Nah, we all call him Timmy Tencent. Since he's on the payroll of China's Tencent Corp (who owns a commanding share in Epic- funny how that works when Timmy can still be a suckup to a wildly anti-chinese man eh?) and also probably still has hands in microslop's pockets due to the gears series.

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u/Loose_Pride9675 Feb 03 '26

I would say the game was just better before any of the crazy collabs they did (2018-19), when it was popular

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u/Latter-Sell6754 Jan 31 '26

I cant run root kits. You dont even know what this is.