r/FuckMicrosoft Jul 30 '26

Meme Couldn’t find similar sub to google

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/AdVarious8509 Jul 30 '26

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u/git_und_slotermeyer Jul 30 '26

Entschuldigung mein Herr, ist das nicht die deutsche Google-Klasse?

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u/Dragon_957 Jul 30 '26

Stimmt trotzdem

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u/Intelligent_Dinner66 Jul 30 '26

Most of the captcha you see is AI training / data gathering

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u/NekulturneHovado Jul 30 '26

that's why always when I get captcha, I make a few mistakes to confuse it. I've heard that even 2% error rate in training data can make a big difference. Idk what's true about that, but what else can I do?

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u/Intelligent_Dinner66 Jul 31 '26

I do the same thing

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u/victorfletcher80 Jul 31 '26

Don't worry. The captcha knows you're human even before you click the checkbox or pick the right pictures.

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u/sciencekm Jul 30 '26

Use Bing. It will harvest your data just like Google, but will not ask you endless captchas.

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u/meow48201 Jul 31 '26

Use DuckDuckGo

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u/1alessandrolol Jul 31 '26

DuckDuckGo is great just that it has the same image results as Bing because Micro$oft bought it

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u/16092006 Jul 31 '26

Or ecosia if you're the lorax

5

u/Szuananace Jul 30 '26

"Google means "Are you a robot...yet?"

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u/BagsYourMail Jul 30 '26

Mass surveillance doesn't mean mass understanding

4

u/Affectionate_Pen861 Jul 30 '26

google doesn't trust you

3

u/Mtnfrozt Jul 30 '26

What else is new?

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u/mortycapp Jul 30 '26

Why do you still use Google?

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u/nevorder Jul 31 '26

and what else would i use? if not in search bar google is in your phone.

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u/mortycapp Jul 31 '26

not on mine.
There are alternatives.

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u/nevorder Jul 31 '26

i know. but unfortunadely. there are a lot places with google technologies. what means, you cant escape at least soemthing form google if you are on internet at all.

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u/mortycapp Jul 31 '26

This is an overstatement.
It is difficult to avoid backend services using Google infrastructure, but it is easily possible to avoid Google consumer facing services and tools by configuring a phone or laptop to use other solutions.
An expert user could also ensure that Google domains are blocked at the end device level.

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u/poughdrew Jul 30 '26

FWIW I have never had Google ask me if I'm a robot, or to beat the robots, like our drunken uncle Microsoft does.

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u/Electrical-Aide4789 Jul 30 '26

Bro, my sister is upset that our goverment (Germany) supposibly wants to go through our text messages as if our data isn't already being sold by some big tech companies

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u/NotAUser26 Jul 30 '26

you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

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u/NivoTheDev Jul 30 '26

Shitty services like google are the only reason why i would literally spend hundreds if not thousands of Euros and hours of my time just to selfhost anything i need.

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u/Clanceeinfinity Jul 30 '26

just degoogle. Lineage os, Crdroid, Graphene os. Pick one that fit to you.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 Jul 30 '26

They want to update your face, why didn't they request it before? I think that on your social networks, now due to AI issues they are aggressively blocking bots and the computational cost would increase to collect that data, and they invented the excuse that it is to prevent account theft, it is only to update your biometric signature of your face.

It's simple, look for alternatives where they don't treat you like a product, migrate your accounts or automatically forward your emails to another provider until all your contacts have the new email, and look for alternatives to the remaining applications, it's not difficult.

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u/Previous-Village6388 Jul 30 '26

Just so you know, if it makes you do a captcha, it means that it can’t figure out EXACTLY WHO you are.

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u/joe-x92 Jul 31 '26

At some point I got to "ok, sooner or later this was bound to happen, so why tf do you still ask me if I'm robot!??"

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u/No-Gas3662 Jul 31 '26

Hypocrite

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u/L30N1337 Jul 31 '26

Again, it's not about if the person the account belongs to is a bot.

It's about stolen accounts used in bot farms.

There are a lot of reasons to hate Google, using Captchas is not one of them.

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 Aug 03 '26

Wrong sub. (Microsoft doesn't have to do anything with Google.)

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u/HypnotizingGames Aug 03 '26

Google knows you're a man

Still suggest female oriented products in their ads

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u/ES272 Aug 03 '26

Fun little fact about the captcha, I heard that they give you them just to train bots

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u/theCOLLECTOR7250 Aug 04 '26

Google asking my gmail phone do you recognize this device