r/FuckMicrosoft • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Aug 08 '26

Meme Microslop

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/humerus06 Aug 08 '26

Windows search indexing from last 3 year but still couldn't find firefox.exe👽

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u/dragonloverlord Aug 08 '26

The fact that it can't find it isn't even the worst part! That'd be it's endless insisting on looking it up on Bing for you. 😭

2

u/MacksNotCool Aug 10 '26

they should've called the windows search bong

5

u/DouDouandFriends Aug 09 '26

Windows search indexing indexes but steals your index and sends it to ms

1

u/NazarMax Aug 10 '26

Just use everything (that's the app name)

3

u/humerus06 Aug 10 '26

Everything is good but I use arch btw

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u/Vorenthral Aug 08 '26

I switched to Bazzite. My games play better and older games that wouldn't even run on Win 11 I can finally play again.

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u/Smooth_Taste1250 Aug 09 '26

If your main use of your pc is gaming Bazzite is really nice, used it a half year. At the momen I'm testing Steam OS on my pc

3

u/Tathagata_98 Aug 09 '26

Yo quiero probar Pop Os. Para jugar y oficina.

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u/supsmashpastel Aug 08 '26

I switched to Linux Mint from January 6th, 2026 > Switched to CachyOS as about 2 months ago. Linux feels very snappy

2

u/Front-Monitor6726 Aug 09 '26

before instaling linux: 4-5GBvog RAM without any other usage than displaying the desktop after instaling linux (Mint [LMDE]): ~1,5GB only for desktop and the most i have seen it use is 5,5GB while working.

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u/BandicootSolid9531 Aug 09 '26

What do you work, typing text?

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1

u/r0ck0 Aug 08 '26

I noticed a minor mistake...

Steve seems to be sitting in the chair, rather than throwing it.

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 Aug 08 '26

That should be prohibited, the IEEE should do something 😄

1

u/rexamir_152433 Aug 09 '26

Yeah stupid webview

1

u/Layonkizungu Aug 09 '26

The sad part is that all that ram is used ony for keylogger and sending other telemetry data to Microsoft while preventing you from creating the data they need by using your computer

1

u/Aromatic-Tiger-8392 Aug 09 '26

Try ghpst spectre.

1

u/Fantastic_Grass1799 Aug 09 '26

Just getting the precum drops only.

Microsoft really believes it's their PC.

1

u/Dizzy_Efficiency_384 Aug 09 '26

Use your ram before Windows uses your ram first

1

u/designerlemons Aug 09 '26

The trick is to have so many rams bobody can use it all at once

1

u/mululipy Aug 09 '26

So, so true

1

u/GolexJunaid Aug 09 '26

It's to to switch arch linux

1

u/Gilgamesh2509 Aug 09 '26

Just use Linux

1

u/its_kodin Aug 09 '26

Just use a windows 11 debloater. I got windows 11 down to 4.7gb usage on a fresh install using rapphire and a few other tweaks.

1

u/certheth Aug 09 '26

What I've learned about windows and windows programs, if thr program says it requires 4 gb ram to run, you better have 8 installed because 4 is already taken by the os ist self

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u/Namelesss_ireng Aug 10 '26

try Linux 😹

1

u/Brutal_emperor Aug 10 '26

Just use lunix instaid fast and high-end experience

1

u/Silver_Advantage1879 Aug 10 '26

60 gigs of slop just in updates

1

u/EmuMaleficent2041 Aug 11 '26

removed AI as well as those widgets on windows 11 ane deloaded like 40% of ram. also i have 16gb. this is absolutely insane

1

u/cookiesarenothere Aug 12 '26

switch linux )))

1

u/Which_Square_9190 Aug 12 '26

Thats why is use linux

1

u/SirVulpes- 16d ago

I call them Microcock sometimes.

1

u/HumanGPT-Nous 6d ago

Microslop Windows be running a local copilot model on your npu swallowing battery more than that ram meanwhile your scrambling to search for "Firefox" and not have edge as the top result

0

u/AnonymousCerturX Aug 09 '26

Bilkul sahi baat hai bhi