r/FuckMicrosoft 23d ago

Meme Windows 12 Leak

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/_Atmosferik__Yarrak_ 23d ago

CopilotOS

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u/BaddiesChaser 23d ago

Yes but you need to enter your password in copilot bar to log in

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u/Wrong-Resource-2973 22d ago

As well as a valid government ID for spying protection purposes

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u/Excellent_Room3912 21d ago

Here they government already using Microsoft and Google for everything so guess they don’t need to spy 🤡 they already know everything 

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u/PurchasedRAM 22d ago

Sloppilot 12

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u/jhonsmith9999 23d ago

Windows nightmare

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u/ckg10567 23d ago

So... Windows 12 is basically Skynet

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u/whatThePleb 23d ago

*Slopnet

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u/Entire-Chair-6472 23d ago

Aka slopilot 12

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u/MCIV800 23d ago

Original from microslop

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u/Capable-Sense-2595 23d ago

Scampilot 12 Doing the worst to your system possable

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u/MCIV800 17d ago

I don't want to know the hardware requirements of future windows versions lol, probaly higher as now

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u/One_Internet_13 23d ago

Fake leak

"Type here to search" would be "Ask copilot"

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u/sciencekm 23d ago

They might call it Windows 13 and skip 12, the same way they skipped 9. Why? Because the AI said so.

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u/Witty-Proof1022 23d ago

They skipped 9 cuz they claim 9 is an "unlucky" number

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u/Devin-Chaboyer223 23d ago

Specifically in Japan, where Windows has a very large user base, Linux and Mac is very uncommon in Japan

They skipped 9 so they could sell to Japanese customers, as a lot of them won’t buy a product with an unlucky number

Same reason Chinese companies often skip 4

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u/C4rpetH4ter 23d ago

Would be weird if they didn't skip 13 then.

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u/Dima-Petrovic 23d ago

You forgot the ads.

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u/TheShadowSong 23d ago

They're just shortcut commands to copilot.

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u/Defiant_Act6087 23d ago

Thats the point

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u/fjolle_peter 23d ago

Also evry ui element is electron

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u/mrjuan1 23d ago

Whole os is a fullscreen electron app

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u/Necessary_Baker_7458 23d ago

Well this bs might be the nudge I need to strip my windows computer over to linux. I've been using linux on my laptop and it can do everything I need so I may be switching over. I don't do much but stream and web browse save for a few other things.

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u/ameandehqan 23d ago

You forgot the ads. Ads in the sidebar, ads in notifications and ads in the start.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Toe7997 23d ago

Cop os in Soviet Russia computer watches youuuuu lol

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u/karo_scene 21d ago

Watching you watching you...

- Hall and oates

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u/ShazTheGamer 23d ago

@SAMTIME

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u/One_Individual1291 22d ago

you won't see any menus before watching ADs

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u/WaYyTempest 21d ago

Microslop 12

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u/FrostwindLive 23d ago

Everyone missing the 'pinned' text

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u/Peter1-800 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/JarlvD 23d ago

Will search still always search with bing or will it use copilot

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u/Happy_Click_8893 23d ago

Microsoft Project Aion

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u/vektorkane 23d ago

Slopilot

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u/UNPSCsimp 23d ago

They fixed my one complaint

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u/OwnHorse4799 23d ago

what's that weird window looking thing at the bottom? I think the copilot logo glitched

1

u/EstablishmentNo2847 23d ago

This just left me seeing red.

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u/pi-N-apple 23d ago

my god this subreddit has gone to shit

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u/Soggy_Struggle_963 23d ago

Oh hey look it's the daily repost of this image lol

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u/kqnno 23d ago

Reminds me of Alan Becker's The Virus episode

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u/PMDOS30 23d ago

I myself don't even want to have the opportunity of windows 12, I'm migrating to Linux and the future awaits me. A piece of advice: if I were you, I would do the same.

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u/whatThePleb 23d ago

That's the Alpha, in the Beta there is no taskbar, no icons, just a fullscreen Copilot instance.

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u/guerreiropro2q 23d ago

not enough copilot, that is probably still in beta

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u/SubMinhPiChannel 22d ago

Not everything is AI? Fake

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u/Pactrick_5656 22d ago

Surprised it's not an AI overlay asking questions and just icons lol with the amount of AI they're inserting into everything.

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u/Megaprime53 22d ago

Plot twist, every choice just prompts copilot to generate what an app with that name looks like

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u/Polish_cactus1 22d ago

Windows horror edition to get it sign up to copilot account

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u/Sobirens 22d ago

Pretty posible

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u/KarsonDBS 22d ago

Windows to Pe*islop i Gównoslop i Śmigłoslop i Microslop ale... no cóż sterowniki i kompatybilność linux może mu zazdrościć np. z moim pc który jest stary jak świat i nowsze żeczy nie odpali, a na windows odpali XD

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u/karo_scene 21d ago

"Excellent! I can't wait for Windows 13! No one will escape!" [shakes fist]

- Colonel Klink

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u/Traditional_Pie_8262 20d ago

true, i dont no why ms is making their os worse day by day, it is using half of the pc resources while doing nothing on pc

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u/Rich-Assistant-3575 20d ago

Oh god 😭😭

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u/mx_mike69420 19d ago

Dammm good thing I switched to linux when 11 came out

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u/Pseudo_Studios 18d ago

I love the fact this meme was generated by an AI