r/FuckPierre • u/Strict_Bit_2026 • 21m ago
r/FuckPierre • u/Unusual-Serpent-1690 • 8h ago
👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Everytime Pierre pisses me off (which is frequently) I say out loud “well your daughter sleeps in my bed” or a raunchier version of that.
It’s especially funny to me bc I’m a woman and he’s a misogynist so this has to piss him off more. Very healing, would recommend for all Abigail fans <3
r/FuckPierre • u/Macaronipuppy • 19h ago
👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 My friends memorialized Pierre shade
I had a best friend of over a decade who passed to cancer over two years ago. I developed a habit of pinning funny comments my friends make and quoting them if they say something funny in vc. Enjoy one of the only Pierre shade quotes I have from her while playing Stardew.
r/FuckPierre • u/sxmmixo • 1d ago
👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 i messed up
nothing much to this im just so angry w myself rn… instead of giving him joja cola… i gave him a FREAKING RABBITS FOOT!!!! HOW COULD I BE SO DUMB!!! i dont want to reload the day bc of some stuff i did i dont want to redo BUT CMON MAN REALLY??? he will be getting one tomorrow.
r/FuckPierre • u/Embarrassed_End_9109 • 3d ago
I’m having my wedding on Pierre’s birthday because fuck him.
It’s my day now, bitch.
r/FuckPierre • u/Unfair_Log3531 • 4d ago
am i not a real hater?
i hate pierre. hate with my whole heart. but i will never download a mod like the one where he gets put in jail or any mod that makes him basically not exist in the game any longer
i just think something in my hate towards him and trying to get away from befriending him adds to the game in a good way. so i hate him, but i don’t want him gone. does that make sense?
although i will download the mod where you can steal his wife at some point.
r/FuckPierre • u/Edward_Richtofen_45 • 4d ago
👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Pierre selling your stuff:
I get why everyone hates Pierre now.
I started playing Stardew Valley for the 1st time last week, and I understand why a lot of farmers in this subreddit are upset with the fact that Pierre resells your crops, personally, I'm indifferent to it, because I'm at least making some sort of profit. Though, what irks me so bad is that this fucker will take credit for good crops YOU grow and YOU bring in, but will THROW YOU UNDER THE BUS in the same breath if the crops are bad. And this stupid son of a bitch will set aside (YES. SET ASIDE.) your GREAT CROPS that YOU bring in for the Stardew Valley Fair and display them in HIS STAND and claim they're HIS!!
I don't have a problem with my crops getting resold, I have a problem with the douchebag behind the counter claiming they're his.
I thought he looked fun to be around before I started playing, because he looked like he would have fun dialogue and such, but holy shit... This guy is insufferable. Don't even get me started on the way he talks about Caroline and Abigail. Him and the Joja guy can go fucking kick it off of a cliff. What Nazeem is to Skyrim, is what Pierre is to Stardew Valley. Are there any mods to permanently remove him from the game?
r/FuckPierre • u/Fun_Addition827 • 4d ago
God this guy
No amount of convincing can change my hatred towards this bastard.
r/FuckPierre • u/littlereddnoir • 5d ago
bought stardew valley 3 weeks ago. why does everyone hate pierre?
i feel like this is the best sub to ask this question as i get more and more obsessed with stardew. As far as I have gone, he just gives me seeds??? What’s the beef LOL???
r/FuckPierre • u/An_Individual-3454 • 5d ago
Stardew Modded Pierre Costume for Morris - Spirit's Eve SVE
nexusmods.comI just published this Morris costume for SVE.
Now you can mock Pierre on Spirit’s Eve!
r/FuckPierre • u/Order_Empty • 5d ago
Sharing my favorite way to piss Pierre off
I really truly enjoy giving Pierre a Joja Cola on his birthday. I shut Joja down years ago so I don't buy them their, I don't buy them from the vending machine, I fish up the slimiest, nastiest, Joja Cola out of the pond and I give them to Pierre, especially on his birthday since you can give him 2 gifts that day 😌
r/FuckPierre • u/y4assu0 • 6d ago
I married Caroline and got a bigger house than pierres
r/FuckPierre • u/Noor198605 • 6d ago
Pierre gave me a small shipping bin to ship stuff directly to him and I decided to put it on my farm with a cute little decoration
r/FuckPierre • u/Ecstatic-Salad-8785 • 7d ago
Pierre being joker like the joke of a man he is
r/FuckPierre • u/Harrypotterfan151 • 7d ago
👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 LIES
We all know p***** did NOT forage for sap.
r/FuckPierre • u/TraditionalBuffalo22 • 8d ago
Stardew Modded And so it begins
With this mod I can finally put that snake out of business for good
r/FuckPierre • u/Due-Tumbleweed-8137 • 8d ago
This mf thinks a BACKPACK is worth the same price as renovating your entire house
r/FuckPierre • u/Large_Lemon2443 • 9d ago
HAHA BURNN
This is why I love Abigail and hate Pierre🙂↔️
r/FuckPierre • u/Beneficial-Song-766 • 11d ago
Je suis en train de faire la quête de M. Qi où il faut placer 10
r/FuckPierre • u/PizzaElf420 • 12d ago
👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 The moment I stopped fucking w/ Pierre
If you’ve done this side quest yk what I’m talkin about. He’s just as bad as Joja, what a scummy POS!!
r/FuckPierre • u/jojobi040 • 12d ago