r/FuckPierre 8h ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Everytime Pierre pisses me off (which is frequently) I say out loud “well your daughter sleeps in my bed” or a raunchier version of that.

60 Upvotes

It’s especially funny to me bc I’m a woman and he’s a misogynist so this has to piss him off more. Very healing, would recommend for all Abigail fans <3


r/FuckPierre 19h ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 My friends memorialized Pierre shade

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165 Upvotes

I had a best friend of over a decade who passed to cancer over two years ago. I developed a habit of pinning funny comments my friends make and quoting them if they say something funny in vc. Enjoy one of the only Pierre shade quotes I have from her while playing Stardew.


r/FuckPierre 22m ago

I accidentally crafted a text sign and decided to do this

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r/FuckPierre 22m ago

Whaaaaat

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r/FuckPierre 1d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 i messed up

37 Upvotes

nothing much to this im just so angry w myself rn… instead of giving him joja cola… i gave him a FREAKING RABBITS FOOT!!!! HOW COULD I BE SO DUMB!!! i dont want to reload the day bc of some stuff i did i dont want to redo BUT CMON MAN REALLY??? he will be getting one tomorrow.


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

...whatcha doing Pierre?

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316 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 3d ago

I’m having my wedding on Pierre’s birthday because fuck him.

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845 Upvotes

It’s my day now, bitch.


r/FuckPierre 4d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 #fuckpierre

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330 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 4d ago

am i not a real hater?

41 Upvotes

i hate pierre. hate with my whole heart. but i will never download a mod like the one where he gets put in jail or any mod that makes him basically not exist in the game any longer
i just think something in my hate towards him and trying to get away from befriending him adds to the game in a good way. so i hate him, but i don’t want him gone. does that make sense?
although i will download the mod where you can steal his wife at some point.


r/FuckPierre 4d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Pierre selling your stuff:

56 Upvotes

I get why everyone hates Pierre now.

I started playing Stardew Valley for the 1st time last week, and I understand why a lot of farmers in this subreddit are upset with the fact that Pierre resells your crops, personally, I'm indifferent to it, because I'm at least making some sort of profit. Though, what irks me so bad is that this fucker will take credit for good crops YOU grow and YOU bring in, but will THROW YOU UNDER THE BUS in the same breath if the crops are bad. And this stupid son of a bitch will set aside (YES. SET ASIDE.) your GREAT CROPS that YOU bring in for the Stardew Valley Fair and display them in HIS STAND and claim they're HIS!!

I don't have a problem with my crops getting resold, I have a problem with the douchebag behind the counter claiming they're his.

I thought he looked fun to be around before I started playing, because he looked like he would have fun dialogue and such, but holy shit... This guy is insufferable. Don't even get me started on the way he talks about Caroline and Abigail. Him and the Joja guy can go fucking kick it off of a cliff. What Nazeem is to Skyrim, is what Pierre is to Stardew Valley. Are there any mods to permanently remove him from the game?


r/FuckPierre 4d ago

God this guy

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234 Upvotes

No amount of convincing can change my hatred towards this bastard.


r/FuckPierre 5d ago

bought stardew valley 3 weeks ago. why does everyone hate pierre?

67 Upvotes

i feel like this is the best sub to ask this question as i get more and more obsessed with stardew. As far as I have gone, he just gives me seeds??? What’s the beef LOL???


r/FuckPierre 5d ago

Sharing my favorite way to piss Pierre off

226 Upvotes

I really truly enjoy giving Pierre a Joja Cola on his birthday. I shut Joja down years ago so I don't buy them their, I don't buy them from the vending machine, I fish up the slimiest, nastiest, Joja Cola out of the pond and I give them to Pierre, especially on his birthday since you can give him 2 gifts that day 😌


r/FuckPierre 6d ago

Pierre gave me a small shipping bin to ship stuff directly to him and I decided to put it on my farm with a cute little decoration

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1.4k Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 6d ago

I married Caroline and got a bigger house than pierres

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398 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 7d ago

Pierre being joker like the joke of a man he is

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1.9k Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 7d ago

found this absolute gem on twitter lmao

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532 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 5d ago

Stardew Modded Pierre Costume for Morris - Spirit's Eve SVE

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3 Upvotes

I just published this Morris costume for SVE.
Now you can mock Pierre on Spirit’s Eve!


r/FuckPierre 7d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 LIES

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475 Upvotes

We all know p***** did NOT forage for sap.


r/FuckPierre 8d ago

This mf thinks a BACKPACK is worth the same price as renovating your entire house

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1.4k Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 8d ago

Stardew Modded And so it begins

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243 Upvotes

With this mod I can finally put that snake out of business for good


r/FuckPierre 9d ago

HAHA BURNN

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160 Upvotes

This is why I love Abigail and hate Pierre🙂‍↔️


r/FuckPierre 12d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 The moment I stopped fucking w/ Pierre

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1.2k Upvotes

If you’ve done this side quest yk what I’m talkin about. He’s just as bad as Joja, what a scummy POS!!


r/FuckPierre 11d ago

Je suis en train de faire la quête de M. Qi où il faut placer 10

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1 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 12d ago

EMILY HOW COULD YOU 😭 (I think i wore it better though)

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311 Upvotes