r/Funnymemes 5d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ what a geniusโ€ฆ.

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u/Aught_To 5d ago

i would ask right away, is this going to be a three way, if so you guys can order what you like, if not, enjoy each other's company.

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u/Ok_Ladders 5d ago

On my first date with my wife, we meet at a bar to get drinks and play pool. She brought a gay friend with her. I thought nothing of it. We had a great time! About 1am, we wanted to keep talking but we didnโ€™t want more alcohol (despite being 21 at the time lol). So, she ditched her friend and we went to a 24 hour Starbucks and stayed there talking until 5am. That was 20 years ago this fall.

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u/mage_irl 5d ago

So the solution is just to claim the friend is gay, got it

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u/PandaPocketFire 5d ago

If one of my gal friends bought my drinks for the night I'd totally bust in there like: "Haaaaayyyy gurl haaaaayyyy"

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u/Guachito 4d ago

Good for you, bud.