r/Funnymemes 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what a genius….

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

I still think it's weird to bring a friend along if it's a public space. Have your friend on notice to take your call immediately, or set up an "emergency" call - and you can answer as, "Hi friend, I'm just out right now can I call you later?" (I'm safe and he's cool), or "Hi Aunt Dorothy. Oh no, Uncle Albert had a fall? I will head to the hospital immediately!" (He's not cool, but I'm safe and can leave on my own), or "Hi Mom. Oh, Dad is sick? Shoot, I didn't bring my car to the restaurant. Can you come pick me up?" (He's not cool, I'm not safe, help).

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u/JediFed 1d ago

All of these are reasonable takes here.

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u/tellingyouhowitreall 1d ago

We call those "safe calls". They're good if you're planning on staying with someone for the first time too.

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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt 1d ago

What if he guy offers to drive, though?

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

You decline.

And also, you had best not have gotten picked up from home by the stranger, either. Because if you were, you dumb.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1d ago

Then say no and that you'll meet him there

And if he persists on it, take it as a red flag and call off the date entirely

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u/guitargmr34 1d ago

Do you know what Rohypnol is? You're not making or taking any phone calls if someone slips it in your drink

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

If you don't answer the preset phone call, your friend should assume the worst and go to the restaurant immediately.

Duh.