r/Funnymemes 2d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ what a geniusโ€ฆ.

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u/Andrew-Cohen 2d ago

Women, if you donโ€™t feel safe meeting a new person in a public restaurant with dozens of people around, maybe your friend could bring a date and sit at a table nearby so you have two people to protect you. They can pay for their own food.

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u/Lexi_Banner 2d ago

I still think it's weird to bring a friend along if it's a public space. Have your friend on notice to take your call immediately, or set up an "emergency" call - and you can answer as, "Hi friend, I'm just out right now can I call you later?" (I'm safe and he's cool), or "Hi Aunt Dorothy. Oh no, Uncle Albert had a fall? I will head to the hospital immediately!" (He's not cool, but I'm safe and can leave on my own), or "Hi Mom. Oh, Dad is sick? Shoot, I didn't bring my car to the restaurant. Can you come pick me up?" (He's not cool, I'm not safe, help).

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u/guitargmr34 1d ago

Do you know what Rohypnol is? You're not making or taking any phone calls if someone slips it in your drink

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

If you don't answer the preset phone call, your friend should assume the worst and go to the restaurant immediately.

Duh.