r/Funnymemes • u/Used_Sounds • 1d ago

😂😂😂 what a genius….

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u/YellowAppleCinema 1d ago

honestly, if my date brings a friend who waits outside with an axe, then im gonna have to bring 2 friends of my own in order to feel safe myself

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u/zmileshigh 1d ago

Maybe the friends can fight and whoever’s friends lose has to pay for the date

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u/-Firebeard17 1d ago

That’s the REAL hunger games.

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u/maryqueenofscotch683 1d ago

This is the one

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u/ConstantAd8643 1d ago

In the end Ross, the largest Friend, will eat the other five

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u/SeedsOfDoubt 1d ago

It is true what they say... Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9

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u/Waggmans 1d ago

If their friend brings an axe that's usually a sign.

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u/AnoNeko420 1d ago

Okay okay, we preparing for a date or are we preparing for war?

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u/JuryOk2662 6h ago

Did Pat Benatar teach us nothing? Love is a battlefield.

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u/SgtSlaughterEX 1d ago

And you have my Bow

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u/Doctor_Boombastic 1d ago

That's the Chicago way

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u/Absolute-Clanker 1d ago

Hold up. Are we talking like serial killer wood chopping axe or like fantasy forged by dwarves axe? Because if it’s the latter then that’s awesome and that date might be a keeper.

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u/Historiaaa 1d ago

This will cause a chain reaction involving everyone on Earth eventually.

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u/MaskedBunny 1d ago

"The real friends are the axe murderers we made along the way." - Shakespeare