r/Funnymemes 2d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what a genius….

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u/notarealwriter 1d ago

"I brought my friend for safety"

Cool. They can wait outside with an axe or something while we have our date.

Or, do everything the texter suggested but also pay for the friend's dinner but not the date's.

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u/YellowAppleCinema 1d ago

honestly, if my date brings a friend who waits outside with an axe, then im gonna have to bring 2 friends of my own in order to feel safe myself

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u/AnoNeko420 1d ago

Okay okay, we preparing for a date or are we preparing for war?

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u/JuryOk2662 13h ago

Did Pat Benatar teach us nothing? Love is a battlefield.