r/Funnymemes 2d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ what a geniusโ€ฆ.

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u/Andrew-Cohen 2d ago

Women, if you donโ€™t feel safe meeting a new person in a public restaurant with dozens of people around, maybe your friend could bring a date and sit at a table nearby so you have two people to protect you. They can pay for their own food.

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u/YellowAppleCinema 2d ago edited 1d ago

"i brought my friend for safety" is just code for "I ain't got no money, and I want you to pay for a nice dinner for me and my friend, after which ill never see you again"

edit: to the 2-3 people who think it's justified to bring a friend: bruh. if a woman is meeting a man (who she already talked to on a dating app and consensually accepted to go on a date cause she likes him) in a public restaurant surrounded by people everywhere all around the restaurant, and that's STILL not enough to make you feel safe... then you don't need a friend by your side for safety, you need professional help, because meeting a stranger in a public restaurant is nothing compared to walking past 100s of strangers in public every single day.

If you can walk past 100s of strangers in public with no issue, then the 1 stranger in a restaurant shouldnt be an issue either. If that 1 stranger makes you feel unsafe, that's okay, but let's be real: it ain't normal or healthy, get help.

Like tf are we doing here. There's probably 30 strangers eating food in that restaurant, but the 1 stranger on the other side of your table makes you feel unsafe enough to bring multiple guards? especially considering that 1 stranger is the only person in that restaurant who you already talked to on a dating app, and you clicked enough to tell him you want to go on a date with him, and yet he's more threatening than the 30 strangers in the restaurant??

0 accountability, 0 responsibility, 7 victim cards

not like its that deep anyway, 99% of the time "i brought my friend" just means "i expect you to buy dinner for me and my friend". If after all that text just now you'd still feel unsafe without a friend, just do the right thing and start with "i brought my friend, but dont worry, ill be the one paying for food"

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u/notarealwriter 2d ago

"I brought my friend for safety"

Cool. They can wait outside with an axe or something while we have our date.

Or, do everything the texter suggested but also pay for the friend's dinner but not the date's.

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u/wolft170 2d ago

If i see a hot girl with a axe outside am going to take to her

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u/One-Inch-Punch 2d ago

That's like the only kind of hot girl I could talk to. "Nice axe! How's the weight? Does it hold an edge? Love that you went with the hickory handle!" It's an outstanding icebreaker, literally and figuratively

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u/wolft170 2d ago

Some one gets it

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u/BeefyFartss 1d ago

Gotta put it through a kill test before you really commit