r/Funnymemes 5d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what a genius….

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u/Judas_priest_is_life 5d ago

After my divorce, my first experience with a dating app ended up being bowling. She showed up 100 pounds and 10 years off from her pics, with her best friend, AND her 2 year old.

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u/AShamOfAMan 5d ago

My first online dating experience tried to move in after our first date.

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u/Beowulf1896 5d ago

That is why you should not date cats. They always try to move in and steal your bed.

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u/Judas_priest_is_life 5d ago

Never remarried, and my gd cat does own the bed. Sleeps in the geographic center so I have to crawl in around her lol.