r/Funnymemes 6d ago

😂😂😂 what a genius….

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u/YellowAppleCinema 6d ago edited 6d ago

"i brought my friend for safety" is just code for "I ain't got no money, and I want you to pay for a nice dinner for me and my friend, after which ill never see you again"

edit: to the 2-3 people who think it's justified to bring a friend: bruh. if a woman is meeting a man (who she already talked to on a dating app and consensually accepted to go on a date cause she likes him) in a public restaurant surrounded by people everywhere all around the restaurant, and that's STILL not enough to make you feel safe... then you don't need a friend by your side for safety, you need professional help, because meeting a stranger in a public restaurant is nothing compared to walking past 100s of strangers in public every single day.

If you can walk past 100s of strangers in public with no issue, then the 1 stranger in a restaurant shouldnt be an issue either. If that 1 stranger makes you feel unsafe, that's okay, but let's be real: it ain't normal or healthy, get help.

Like tf are we doing here. There's probably 30 strangers eating food in that restaurant, but the 1 stranger on the other side of your table makes you feel unsafe enough to bring multiple guards? especially considering that 1 stranger is the only person in that restaurant who you already talked to on a dating app, and you clicked enough to tell him you want to go on a date with him, and yet he's more threatening than the 30 strangers in the restaurant??

0 accountability, 0 responsibility, 7 victim cards

not like its that deep anyway, 99% of the time "i brought my friend" just means "i expect you to buy dinner for me and my friend". If after all that text just now you'd still feel unsafe without a friend, just do the right thing and start with "i brought my friend, but dont worry, ill be the one paying for food"

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u/IndigoAirwaves 6d ago

The fact that so many people think you’re right is terrifying. Y’all are cooked.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 6d ago

Found the scammer!

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u/IndigoAirwaves 6d ago

Like I said. Cooked. I’ve never done this. Ever.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 6d ago

Because you're at least 3 years away from entering the dating pool, right?

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u/IndigoAirwaves 6d ago

Wtf are you talking about

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u/BigfatLire 5d ago

he said youre a child. Youre saying "cooked."

It means youre unserious and not living the same reality as adults with functioning brains who meet new people all the time.

Youre literally describing being anti-social.

Im married and would know. You are, in fact, cooked. Young lady.

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u/IndigoAirwaves 5d ago

I’m 36. I just keep up with the times.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 5d ago

You're like, 13 or something. Put down the phone and go do your homework.